--Strike Down

Indie Roleplay blog for Coran Kizer Stone's re-imagining of Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes

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agcntman:

@agcntstripes

“Had this dream last night,” that was always the start of an interesting story,”someone made a comic book of us. Whole thing was badass, ‘cept the one complaint was they fucked up my nose. Now I didn’t give a shit, but you on the other hand–”

“You were gonna fuckin’ sue the guy over my nose. Found a lawyer and everything. I was the one momming you with shit like “hey man it’s nothing, look we’re blowin’ up Venice”, but you were gonna straight up shoot the guy if he didn’t fix my nose.”

“Sounds reasonable. They gonna make a comic, they better have it down to a T.”

“Settle for nothing less than a damn elephant trunk.”

[cinnamonswirlbfs]

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[furybred]

hesitantly puts up a starter call

[volapardus]

Intraspecific Competition - “competition between members of the same species for limited resources”

A piece about rivalry between twins 🐯🐯

[jakubrozalski]

‘you come to the wrong neighborhood’ postcard from the frosty corners of Rusviet  (World of 1920+ / Scythe game ) cheers! https://www.instagram.com/mr_werewolf/

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weebiter:

“It’s the same thing. About time you found me though, I’ve been waiting there for hours!” With a wriggle of her rump, My leaped on top of the tiger’s head, planting her perch there with her legs dangling behind his head and her claws digging into his brow.

The gall behind the small thing deserved a chuckle from her mighty companion. Slowly, he rises to his hind feet, enduring the slight grip in those claws to his brow. “You must be careful, little one. Calvin still thinks he may have rats. Wouldn’t want you to step into any traps, would we?”

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weebiter:

She immediately latched on to the tiger’s nose, laughing madly at the scare she caused. “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SCARED YOU! I SCARED A TIGER!”

A low, beastly, and confused groan sounds from the perplexed animal as the small mymble clutches onto his face. “I was not scared. You, young lady, merely surprised me.”

[there-will-be-violence-deactiva]

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In the condo the mighty condo the tiger sleeps  toniiiight

[kitsune-roleplay]

Send “🔒” to lock my muse in a cage.

Bonus:  add where (basement, circus, laboratory, etc.)

[babyanimalgifs]

[disgustinganimals]

Get a litter of jobs.

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❛ atlantis: the lost empire ❜ sentence starters

“It’s just a myth, isn’t it? Pure fantasy?”

“Well, this is it. I’m finally getting out of the dungeon.”

“They can’t do this to me!”

“Besides, we need you here. We depend on you.”

“You have a lot of potential, [ NAME ]. Don’t throw it all away chasing fairytales.”

“Maybe the cold water will clear your head!”

“Who – who are you? How did you get in here?”

“I came down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho.”

“Relax. He doesn’t bite… often.”

“They said if anything were to happen to them, I should give it to you when you were ready. Whatever that means.”

“I’ll show them, I will make them believe!”

“You hear that, [ NAME ]? I’m going to the afterlife with a clear conscience by thunder!”

“If I could bring back just one shred of proof, that’d be enough for me.”

“Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”

“You will not regret this! Boy, I am so excited, I – I can’t even hold it in!”

“Carrots… Why is it always carrots, I didn’t even eat carrots…”

“Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you!”

“Hey, junior, if you’re looking for the pony rides, they’re back there.”

“Gunpowder, nitroglycerine, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue… and paper clips, big ones. You know, just office supplies.”

“Yes, this should be enriching for all of us.”

“Back, foul creature! Back to the pit from whence you came!”

“So I said to him, what’s wrong with my meatloaf, and he says to me – ”

“Geez, I used to take lunch money from guys like this.”

“Hard to believe he’s still single.”

“You wanna do my job? Be my guest.”

“Melt the butter and bring out the bibs, I want this monster served up on a silver platter!”

“We’re all gonna die.”

“Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t do anything… except pray, maybe.”

“Yeah, yeah, thank you very much, shut up.”

“Two for flinching.”

“You’re so skinny if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you’d look like a zipper.”

“I sleep in the nude.”

“Somebody’s gonna have to suck out the poison… Don’t everybody jump up at once.”

“They can smell fear just by looking at you, so keep quiet.”

“About time someone hit him, I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.”

“There were not supposed to be people down here. This changes everything.”

“You presume much to think you are welcome here.”

“Our weapons allow us to remove obstacles we may encounter.”

“Some obstacles may not be removed by a mere show of force.”

“A thousand years ago you would have slain them on sight.”

“We were once a great people, now we live in ruins!”

“What they have to teach us, we have already learned.”

“I have some questions for you, and I’m not leaving the city until they’re answered!”

“You are a scholar, are you not? Judging by your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!”

“All I can remember is the sky going dark and people shouting and running…”

“Don’t forget to eat the head! That’s where all the nutrients are.”

“We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year, a little more of us is worn away.”

“Oh yeah, I swim pretty girl – Pretty good, pretty good! I swim pretty good…”

“Why don’t you lead the way, because… I have no idea where we’re going.”

“Hey guys, what’s going on…? What’s with all the guns…?”

“I mean, I would’ve told you sooner, but it was on a strictly need-to-know basis and, well… Now you know.”

“What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.”

“For once, do the smart thing.”

“You will destroy yourselves!”

“I’d suggest you put a bandage on that bleeding heart of yours, it doesn’t suit a mercenary.”

“Well I know, why don’t you translate, and I’ll wave the gun around!”

“All will be well, [ NAME ]. Be not afraid.”

“Hold your horses, loverboy.”

“But that’s what it’s all about, right? Money.”

“It’s called natural selection! We’re just helping it along.”

“That was an order, not a suggestion!”

“This is wrong and you know it!”

“You pick now of all times to grow a conscience?”

“Nobody got hurt! Well… maybe somebody got hurt, but… Nobody we knew!”

“Internal bleeding. There’s nothing more I can do.”

“What a nightmare. And I brought it here.”

“My burden would have become theirs when the time was right. But now it falls to you.”

“I followed you in, and I’ll follow you out. It’s your decision.”

“Oh, my decision? Well I think we’ve seen how effective my decisions have been.”

“Of course, in my experience, if you hit bottom… the only place left to go is up.”

“I didn’t say it was the smart thing… But it is the right thing.”

“C’mon, we better make sure he doesn’t hurt himself.”

“We’re gonna come in low and fast and take them by surprise.”

“I’ve got news for you, [ NAME ] is never surprised and they’ve got a lot of guns!”

“Great, well do you have any suggestions?”

“Yeah! Don’t get shot!”

“Holy smokes! You told me he only had guns!”

“What I said was they’re never surprised!”

“Okay, now things are getting good.”

“Alright, this is it. Any last words? … Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this!”

“That’s it, unless someone wants to jump.”

“Well I have to hand it to you, you’re a bigger pain in the neck than I would’ve ever thought possible.”

“Nothing personal.”

“Tired? That’s a darned shame! I’m just getting warmed up!”

“Ah, I don’t think the world needs another hero.”

“Nervous breakdown. You could say he went all to pieces.”

“I’m gonna miss that kid. At least they’re in a better place now…”

“I hope this piece of proof is enough for you. It sure convinced me.”

[furybred]

   Reblog/like if you’re interested in rping with a Tigress from Disney’s Kung Fu Panda

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“Lucky for you, that’s what I like.”

@charllatan wanted a lyric starter

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nanabozho:

“What’s the matter, Gichi-Gazhiganz? You tellin’ me you can’t do something as simple as take down two birds with one stone?” Literally… 

“You call me Gazzy-Guns again and I’ll show you a fuckin’ stone. Good sweet baby Jesus..” The astounded impression was evident as he observed such a primitive method of hunt as opposed to using a rifle. 

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