You have any problems at all, you let me know.

You know I was taught, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me, cocksucker?

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

Flyoming is a great ship because it's just Two Spec Ops agents who can and would kill each other for the cause. And that's like the main reason they're into each other.

[aboutoriginality]

[ferrousferrule]

For those of you who dont get to see fireflies. Yes they are real and yes they are gentle

[kick-a-long]

Fuck. I can’t believe how much I needed to see something sweet and beautiful and needless right this very moment.

Thank you. I’ll try to get it to more people in need.

[2242706]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[memorycycle]

i still dont know what backshots is i assume its when your friend bends over so you can stabilize your rifle betwern there butcheeks

[segamascott]

[captainamericanidi0t]

reblog to send your followers good vibes and big hugs

[karvviie]

there is something deeply wrong with them

[old art from 2021]

[w3llf4ll]

Your wish is my command.

[the-witch-cave]

If you don't believe that crystals can keep away negative people in your life you've obviously never thrown one hard enough, my personal favourite that i recommend is called brick

[222222222222222212222-blog]

[bewbin]

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

[fishfingersalad]

Florida is so funny and blorbo to me that I sometimes forget he like. Barely shows up in the show. We don't even know what he does or what his like, niche in the team is. We have so little canon info about him so i've just been making up my own.

To me he is an intel and espionage specialist. He has a connective tissue disorder that lets him dislocate his joints. And he's more flexible than anyone else on the alpha team. He probably did gymnastics. Hes in his early 40s to me. He's the second shortest, only being taller than Ct. He uses throwing knives. He can knit and sew. He collects bones, both human and other. He probably has a pinned bug collection.

[robopastry]

rvbtober day 1: freelancer shenanigans

the gang is all here!!!

[funsizedcrow]

👀 RvB requests open? I'd love to see Flowers in your style if it's not an issue!

Captain Butch Flowers, at your service

[joltning]

sorry rvb tumblr I just got an account and now you have to suffer the consequences… here are some random headcanons (FUCKKKK ITS NO MAIN CAST IM SO DOOMED…..ITS MOSTLY GEORGIA AND UTA

gene has braces but he cut the wires so now he just has the dumb squares on his teeth

doyle has low blood pressure and grey has to monitor him all the time. it’s one of the reasons they’re close cause they spend time together

the triplets all love peanut butter but Iowa is allergic and it makes his face all puffy

florida eats bugs for fun

georgia is really touchy with his friends and will laugh with his hand on their shoulder, playfully punch them, slapping his own knee, etc.

georgia’s attacking style is very quick and assassinlike, depending mostly on the element of surprise. he consistently placed an average of 6th on the leaderboard

inversely, utah’s attacking style is slow and stamina based, mostly dodging and getting off small hits to wear the opponent down to get the jump on them. Resilient and defensive. he consistently placed an average of 11th on the leaderboard

utah is the leader of b/bravo/beta team and will sometimes go on alpha team missions or be replaced by florida in that spot. he also tests the armor enhancements for project freelancer.

utah was the freelancer to last the longest against Carolina in a 1v1 (like 30 minutes) because he just kept dodging her instead of attacking and when she hit him once he crumbled into dust

Utah is friendly with most freelancers, but is closest with A team and B team.

Georgia exclusively talks to higher ranked freelancers, but isn’t really that close with most of them. (they don’t like him)

when georgia got into the jetpack accident, Utah fell in the ranks. however, when utah got in the bubble shield accident, georgia climbed the ranks because he was distracting himself with battle

georgia is a kissass to the director (don’t lie you know it)

hc list for freelancer teams (not in order):

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zukana13731]

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

[amell]

red vs blue era back. little florida doodle and what i assume their first mission together

[galaxyslime]

Blue and Black 

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