What am I doing here?

NT they/them Just chilling in the void with the cool things that I find, would you like to stay here for a while?

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[phantomrose96]

and this Says something...

[leonitextposts]

[nach0art]

No, Kanade... well, eh. Happy pride month

[homunculus-argument]

A demon/monster hunting show that's just 90% about smartass rules lawyering. Can only be killed by a silver bullet? How about a bullet train, does a bullet train count as a bullet? How much of that thing has to be silver for it to count as a silve bullet? "Cannot be killed by any force on this Earth" well get fucking space launched, idiot. It all boils down to seeing what does and does not count. Far, far less "first few seasons of Supernatural" and a lot more Mythbusters. Or hell, perhaps with some "will it blend?" also thrown in.

At one point they manage to kill a monster that "cannot be killed by a weapon forged by man" by running it over with a Honda Civic. There's someone on the scene to play Watson for us, asking the details of how did they manage that. Was it because a car doesn't count as a weapon? No, it does count as one if you intend to use it as one. Is it because a car has obviously not been forged by a blacksmith like a sword would be? Nah, that actually doesn't count.

Why, then, was it the "man/human" thing? Did they somehow find a Honda Civic built in a factory that is entirely operated by an all-female crew? Nah, not that either. But they did find a lesbian auto shop that could take the original car apart, and replace all the parts with different ones. They wanted to see if they can ship of theseus this whole thing and if it still counts as the same car, and turns out that it doesn't.

[mikkeneko]

Mythbusters: Now With Real Myths

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[endcrys]

@crabussy

[agent-28]

@whiteboardartstudios

[purelypixar]

[scenicroutes]

#this is literally how being nonbinary is

[minementis]

Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have a spork gender.”

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lunas-dreamv2fr]

23. Boston x Hope

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[lilybug-02]

Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight is FINALLY available to read on ComicFury.

Very slight artistry edits have been made in certain areas! ✨🎨 And commentary on scene processes!

The wait is finally over. I wish I had done this years ago now. But better late than never I suppose! I had been on and off with myself on how much I wanted to edit the comic to glamor it up. But I had to decide to give myself a mental break and only change minor things. If is highly wanted,,, I will think about changing layout

But for now - I am going to take a VERY long nap.

[n25translations]

This 4koma might be my favorite now because it's particularly hilarious and so I wanted to try two things with it:

Translating it in such a way that it was as funny as the original, meaning the result is more of a localization than I usually do. I exaggerated Mizuki's polite speech in the first half so that the difference was just as obvious in English as it is in Japanese. Here is the original: https://x.com/pj_sekai/status/2061643971726541081

Typesetting. I'd never done that before.

[only-cat-memes]

[winterthebeau]

Ok that makes so much sense

[novelistparty]

last thing you see on your speedrun

[daysleftofsecondterm]

If he has stats, he can die