Im Bea [BLOGS DONE. READ IZTNC]

[probingthemembrane]

[[img desc: a salad that incorporates the fuzzy, seedy dandelions.]]

Delicious salad for tonight! The kids loved it! I received such lovely compliments as "father I think this is a sin" and "are you seriously feeding us dandelions? They're too ripe to eat. What's wrong with you?" So I think it was a big hit!

Recipe:

One (1) bag sugar cauliflower or vegetable of your choice. I used a bag of frozen peas ☺️

One pound (1 lb) dandelion

Add salt to taste and a sprinkle of coral spores and serve chilled 😁 [enjoy food!]

[agent-vampire-bea]

Dear I’m very sorry but I’m certain those were not complements

[oozmart]

Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS???  Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring?  You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM???  Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[zooophagous]

Omfg

[paddysnuffles]

Here’s another little-known bat fact:

Orphaned baby bats are often swaddled tightly like teeny burritos to mimic being cuddled by mom and help ease separation anxiety.

They also seem to find pacifiers soothing.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted on this before, but there’s always someone who hasn’t heard about this before. Plus, I’ll happily take any excuse I can to post cute baby animal pics (especially when they’re wrapped like tiny furry burritos) :)

[membrane-labs]

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[intel-irk]

STOP MAKING SEQUELS TO FOODS

[probingthemembrane]

No ❤️

[agent-vampire-bea]

Cheese 2!!!

[thenatsdorf]

Adorable bat makes sounds while getting chin scritches.[source]

[catchymemes]

[katsen13]

Sleepy baby bat. 😍❤️

[writing-prompt-s]

Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.

[awesome-therealjesus]

Me: “oh no I don’t have money for rent this month”

Landlord:

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued Raccoon makes a discovery 

(Source)

[thatsbelievable]

[agentapyr]

irkens feel like theyre made of felt

[agent-vampire-bea]

I love you but you scare me sometimes.

[agentapyr]

our boyfriend is actually a gigantic muppet

[agent-vampire-bea]

….let’s spam him with Kermit memes. Maybe get him a little Kermit.

[agentapyr]

wait. he has a puppet of himself it was on the show. im gonna frankenstein some replicas i need a sewing machine and scissors

[agent-vampire-bea]

MAKE HIM KERMIT

[ohmygod-he-on-x-games-mode]

I propose a new aesthetic

DARK COTTAGECORE! Sort of like crowcore and cottagecore had a gay goth baby. That is dark cottagecore, Dark Cottagecore would involve

- Black flouncy dresses

- Muddy, bare feet

- Black overalls over a creamshirt

-Rainy days 

- Cool foggy mornings

- Talking to the spirits of the woods

- M O T H M A N 

- Poisonous mushroom garden

- Carnivorous plant garden

- Crows, Ravens, black birds in general

- Thunderstorms 

- Pretty, thrifted obscurities 

- Roses

- Thorn bushes

- Messy hair pulled out of your face

I’ll be totally honest, I think that this really sums up my aesthetic

[peach-pot]

I saw a picture of Little My with a sign and I knew what had to be done

+ the original and a blank

[vampirigender]

who’s tryna be like this

[agentapyr]

irkens feel like theyre made of felt

[agent-vampire-bea]

I love you but you scare me sometimes.

[agentapyr]

our boyfriend is actually a gigantic muppet

[agent-vampire-bea]

….let’s spam him with Kermit memes. Maybe get him a little Kermit.

[agentapyr]

wait. he has a puppet of himself it was on the show. im gonna frankenstein some replicas i need a sewing machine and scissors

[agent-vampire-bea]

I can’t wait to see the results

[agentapyr]

irkens feel like theyre made of felt

[agent-vampire-bea]

I love you but you scare me sometimes.

[agentapyr]

our boyfriend is actually a gigantic muppet

[agent-vampire-bea]

....let’s spam him with Kermit memes. Maybe get him a little Kermit.

[agentapyr]

irkens feel like theyre made of felt

[agent-vampire-bea]

I love you but you scare me sometimes.

[dotapolka]

Blood drop/cut throat pearl necklace by Hell’s Belle designs.