Ask me about my feminsit agenda

Beatrice Jones aka Blue Jeans. Tech Queen. Addicted to sugar. Agent.

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“That seats taken,” Rosalita cut in looking up from her drink, “But if you’re willing to buy a girl a drink, I think I could change my mind.” The seat wasn’t really taken, she just didn’t want the company. The bar wasn’t the seediest she’s been in or even the seediest in town. It was just enough to not be classified as ‘shit hole’ but not well enough kept to be marked as ‘decent’. Rosa couldn’t pick where the biggest blabber mouths were though. 

“Yeah, seats taken by me.” She quipped back sliding into the seat with ease. “But still I’ll by ya a drink.” The current brunette leaned on her palm, elbow propped up on the counter. She stifled a yawn before flagging down the bar tender. “I’m gonna have a Shirley Temple, extra cherries. Whatever she wants and umm where are those nuts or crackers or whatever something.” Bea grinned brightly and turned back to the woman. “Well.”

[harlequinhatter]

Happy 85th Birthday, to the ultimate Hollywood power-couple

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(&& barbie):

it was times like this that barbie didn’t mind working at a coffee shop – it was slow, even slower than usual. but that didn’t bother her one bit. it gave her time to relax and catch up on the latest gossip. not that she cared all that much for it, but it certainly did pass the time. she leaned heavily over the counter, her chin perched on her fist as her other hand flipped lazily though her magazine.

mollie skipped into the coffee shop to get her latest caffinee kick. horribly addicted to coffee the small girl needed around three cups a day to function. it was a problem but oh well. she waved to the girl behind the bar and smiled. “whatcha reading?” leaning in. 

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(&& woody):

“A kid asked me today what I was reading, and I told him it was a book about anti-gravity, but it is just so damn hard to put down.” Even now Woody still laughed at the joke. “However, I didn’t get the reaction I wanted. He just frowned at me and told me I have bad dad jokes. Can you believe that?” 

mollie stared at the older man in confusion, her features twisted until she realized and smiled and then shook her head. “that was dumb but it sounds like something my dad would say....but umm aren’t dad jokes by definition, bad.” she shrugged. 

[agentbluejeans]

Mollie Mouse as Little Red Riding Hood

There’s a beast at the door and he’s wild and free. But we don’t let him in cause we don’t want to see what is lurking, right behind the facade.”

Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to play with wolves, you’re guaranteed to get hurt. Little Red you;’re walking right into a trap, and your little light is gonna be snuffed out.

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(&& aurelia):

@amouse-duh

aurelia was in an oddly happy mood as she made her way down to the kitchen to sneak some snacks up to her room. as she opened the fridge, she noticed a few cakes, probably for the next day but, she needed a piece. taking one out and setting on the counter, she began to do a little dance over to a drawer to take out a fork and knife. “no one will miss one little piece,” she murmured, cutting herself a piece.

the kitchen was where you could always find mollie. her sweet tooth was notorious and she loved snacks. she had bought a cake or two or three to keep in the kitchens. she thought she hid them well but it didn’t seem like that because dancing around was a girl and her cake was on the table. “not the strawberry cake!” she shouted. “take the cheesecake if you want but not the strawberry cake!”

[sweetoothgirl]

Vanilla Cake Waffles

[goooodbye-fatgirl]

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goodbye-fatgirl:

May🌷

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(&& paige):

“Hey okay I really need help picking out an outfit. Could you help me?” Paige asked the person who was standing outside her door.

“what? umm, yes i can help. where are you going? what’s the occasion, what are the options?”

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(&& graham):

@amouse-duh

It was a rare day when Graham would go visit the mines to see his Uncles and his dad, but his dad had forgotten his phone and he wanted to ruin it to him in case an emergency happened. He wasn’t necessarily in a rush but he didn’t like to take his time so when he saw the person in front of him drop something, he argued with himself on whether he should take the time to give it back. Eventually the moral side of him won and he reached down to pick whatever it was up and coughed “Hey uh, excuse me? You dropped this.”

mollie had been stuck sewing for the last few hours. she was making a new dress but she was missing a piece of fabric something that would bring the fabric together. however when she went to the craft store she got distracted and ended up with more items then she needed. but her mind moved on and as soon as she left the store she decided it was time for food. her bag was so stuff with things she didn’t realize that the piece she actually needed fell out. it wasn’t until the young man stopped her that she panicked slightly. “oh my gosh! thank you so much, i literally would be lost without this.”

[lawandlilly]

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lawandlilly:

Kate Spade ♠️

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(&& rosie)

Rosie pouted dramatically “They don’t know what they are missing really.” she giggled and started playing with a random food package, waiting for the other to be finished. She nodded as she looked at the bowl “It truly is.”

“honestly though.” mollie stepped back and admired the work. “well staring at it is only going to make me more hungry, i think it’s time to dig in. extra spoons are right there”

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(&& leon):

“thank you, ma’am.” grabbing the bowl, he remembered from his classes some of the manners they taught to the young men of this land. there had never been a need for them on neverland but he got scolded less for his playful antics if he used them here. “yum,” he declared after scooping the first chilly bite into his mouth.

“you’re very welcome darling. i’m glad you like it. my parents used to wake me up on hot summer days to eat ice cream in the kitchens. kinda got used to it. they ruined me for life i suppose.” mollie giggled lightly. “do ya want some more whip cream or chocolate sauce?”

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rcflecticns:

          “right? i love those so much” she said with a small smile on her lips “i know, yeah, i used to do that, actually. i  really but really love those snacks very much!” and after all, she always was trying new things, that’s what she always does.

“it’s one of the best. honestly, so good.” mollie took another bite and smiled. “oh where are my manners. the name is mollie mouse, i don’t think we’ve met. I try to remember every face and name.”

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rcflecticns:

         “that’s a good thing” she says with a small smile, grabbing with a spoon a bit of that and took a bit from it, it was actually pretty good, she loves all of those sweets, that’s for sure “yeah, i love oreos, always makes everything really better”

“right. oreos really do make everything better. oh my gosh, have you ever had oreos with peanut butter. it’s so good. that is a great midnight snack, or snack in general..”

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(&& carlos):

sometimes carlos still had a hard time believing that people did things purely out of the goodness in their hearts. there was nothing she had to gain from this but she was speaking of a land with no villains and most likely little if any treachery. “if it wouldn’t be a bother that’d be really cool,” he finally decided, features lighting up as excitement filled his voice. “i’ll have to volunteer around cheer practice but i can make it in at least a couple times a week to help out.” he chuckled, nodding to dude. “hopefully pluto will get along with dude, then.”

a nod and smiled brightly. mollie had this naive aura about her. she was smart when it came to books, when it came to the classroom. but when it came to the world around her she was sheltered, unsure and naive, it was the downfall of growing up in such a pure world of people with a simple blissful life. but she was determind.  “totes not a bother. and pluto is literally the most friendly dog in the world, he’s great.  wait what do you do with the cheer team?”

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(&& rosie):

Rosie did a little excited dance at the girl’s words, grabbing a spoon where the other had mentioned and walked a few steps closer to where Mollie was preparing her ice cream, “How would I not be cool with chocolate sprinkles?”

“because in this world some people aren’t and i weep for those sad souls.” mollie continued to dump the sprinkles on, add a bit more whip cream and then she was done. “this one is truly a masterpiece.”