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Don’t you want to go apeshit? (Filipino-American/21/♓️)

[xteveabanto]

Hullo, Tumblr. Have a Nanami.

[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[studentlifeproblems]

[chrispineofficial]

#i know im too powerful #dumb but powerful

[ha-22-deactivated20200822]

the first hug after quarantine is gonna hit differently

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[anime--irl]

anime irl

[biscuitgeekery]

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised

[ape-escaper]

link is holding the camera

[alejandr-oh]

[julykings]

dumb bulky shoes pt. 2 more

[loki-cat2]

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

[thatdisheveledbitch]

I think about this moment all the time

[queensnarf]

Bards really be like that

[bbychains]

[sunnygang]

me when i started drawing the folds on clothes

[egberts]

glad they made it

[togepipi]

and the other one! h

[togepipi]

homest

[egberts]

[crotchapple]

HOMESTUCK

[egberts]

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[ingridverse]

sound ON

[sophie531896273240810891]

having adhd is being both of these at the same time

[whatthefuckisupsweetheart-deact]

honestly

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭