Just Some Asshole on the Internet

-Assigned Vanilla At Birth- Never imitated, never duplicated. A mildly entertaining jackass from the northern wastes known as Canada

[beardedmrbean]

[mister-christmas]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[beardedmrbean]

I've enjoyed this bit o story since the first time I ever heard it, not only because it reinforces the fact that YES The Hobbit is a children's story, but it also lets us know that the Tolkien males are just like that.

___

My brother had the 50th anniversary printing, so this was something I'd read in the book when I stole it from him to read myself at 11 I think I was, maybe 10.

Also if it wasn't a kids book I imagine the trolls would have had more eloquent names than Tom, Burt, and Bill.

[mister-christmas]

"You read a 310 page book as a child?"

My brother in Christ, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief is 377 pages.

[beardedmrbean]

[gsirvitor]

Never listen to the UK police, share the footage of the female officer tackling, and arresting the victim, while allowing the attackers to flee.

[beardedmrbean]

If they enforced these laws evenly there would still be a problem because they're restricting free speech, the fact that they don't enforce them evenly makes it even worse.

[mister-christmas]

[eric-coldfire]

Girlfriend became a gun owner.

Honest reaction:

[simon-newman]

[eric-coldfire]

Her dad just came in last night and was like, "here, this was your great great great great grandfather's."

Her's on the left, mine on the right.

It's very nice, for being 111 years old.

[mister-christmas]

Gonna guess... 32. acp and .357 magnum?

[eric-coldfire]

.38 special and .357.

Her's is a Colt Police Positive, and mine is a Ruger GP100.

[mister-christmas]

Gonna be honest, kinda forgot .38 special was a thing despite being THE police round in NA for a good long while

[eric-coldfire]

Girlfriend became a gun owner.

Honest reaction:

[simon-newman]

[eric-coldfire]

Her dad just came in last night and was like, "here, this was your great great great great grandfather's."

Her's on the left, mine on the right.

It's very nice, for being 111 years old.

[mister-christmas]

Gonna guess... 32. acp and .357 magnum?

[beardedmrbean]

[mister-christmas]

Every school I've been to has still used the 1920 sharpener, or at least a variation of it.

[mortalityplays]

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

[mister-christmas]

The argument isn't "women aren't supposed to be good at this" it's "men have natural biological advantages when it comes to athletics so letting someone who is biologically male compete against natural born women isn't fair to the women"

[merryweathercomics]

[mister-christmas]

It's not rooted in anything but Star Wars ya half-melt Sunday. Derogatory terms have been hurled by every group at every other group.

[juukai]

I'm not sure why the hell you're actively trying to come at me, stranger I have never interacted with. I have literally heard poc ask for it not to be used. I don't give a single sand-dry fuck where it comes from, if a poc asks my uncooked flour ass not to use it because of bad connotations to their community, I'm not going to fight it and I'm not going to use it. you are welcome to try to peddle racist ass shit somewhere away from me though, the great thing about the internet is you're allowed to be a piece of shit in an entirely separate circle from me. peace.

[mister-christmas]

What's racist is taking a person's word as sacrosanct based solely on their skin colour. Like, sorry mate, but black people aren't the exclusive arbiters of whether something is racist or not. They can be wrong. The have been wrong. Like those morons that think orcs are racist.

[juukai]

hey friend? kindly fuck off. if a minority group tells me "hey, this still affects us" then why the honest finger-licking fuck would I say "um actually you're wrong and don't police me" as a person not of that group? learn a little. grow up. and again, peddle your racist rhetoric somewhere else.

[mister-christmas]

Again, what's racist is treating people differently on the basis of skin colour. Only one of us is doing that here and it ain't me, homie.

Plus minorities aren't a monolith. They can and do have dissenting opinions. So what happens when some say a thing is racist and other say it isn't? They can't both be right

[merryweathercomics]

[mister-christmas]

It's not rooted in anything but Star Wars ya half-melt Sunday. Derogatory terms have been hurled by every group at every other group.

[juukai]

I'm not sure why the hell you're actively trying to come at me, stranger I have never interacted with. I have literally heard poc ask for it not to be used. I don't give a single sand-dry fuck where it comes from, if a poc asks my uncooked flour ass not to use it because of bad connotations to their community, I'm not going to fight it and I'm not going to use it. you are welcome to try to peddle racist ass shit somewhere away from me though, the great thing about the internet is you're allowed to be a piece of shit in an entirely separate circle from me. peace.

[mister-christmas]

What's racist is taking a person's word as sacrosanct based solely on their skin colour. Like, sorry mate, but black people aren't the exclusive arbiters of whether something is racist or not. They can be wrong. The have been wrong. Like those morons that think orcs are racist.

[princesscumkitty-deactivated201]

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

[theyoungdaddy-deactivated201409]

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

[qh-deactivated20170215]

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

[kumagawa]

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

he made her eat the doo doo 

[inhaleass]

​i haven’t seen this post in years and i better never see it again

[beardedmrbean]

Happy Fathers Day

[mister-christmas]

Damn you all to hell for making me see this shit yet again

[merryweathercomics]

[mister-christmas]

It's not rooted in anything but Star Wars ya half-melt Sunday. Derogatory terms have been hurled by every group at every other group.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm a support main. I support my teammates by reducing the enemy's health to 0.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

My go-to buff is GUN

[mister-christmas]

As a tank my job is to keep my team safe and obviously they will be much safer if the enemies are dead. Too easy.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[mister-christmas]

[catsuggest]

Cat, you are under arrest for sock theft.

injustice ! injustice ! injustimce !

[mister-christmas]

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Come on, y'all! Let's figure out an appropriate slur for firebenders together!

[mister-christmas]

It's gotta be something you could see someone spitting out from a place of pure, venomous hatred. Like clanker or split lip. Something like baby burner maybe.

[depsidase]