uwu

But strictly speaking, I'm still on track And all of my dreams are still in sight 'Cause strictly speaking, I've got my whole life I lost a wheel a while back But strictly speaking, I'm still on track - The rest gets easy

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[beemovieerotica]

[microposting]

people went to war over this show

[sanrio-stud]

who suffered more?

Pearl

jesus christ

Voting ended onApr 10

[milquetoaast]

source

[evevoli]

my deltarune fanart

[cheddar-baby]

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[ohheyguysitsmax]

Amazing commission I got from @dat-soldier

[musteladraconis]

his stupid fucking voice lines are stuck in my head. i keep saying them i cant help it so i had to make this.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[hackfurs]

I need funds for something happening next weekend, so instead of opening more slots (which I will not be doing again for a while), I dug through my files and found an unused 2 character sketch that needs a new home..

Species and underwear styles can be changed of course.

DM to claim! 🐈

[iceghosto]

I couldnt not draw this

[wickerbotter]

"Yeah, I was dissatisfied with my boring life and got an irreversible medical treatment and it made my life better but it also made corporate higher ups equally intrigued, disgusted, and annoyed by my very existence. Oh yeah and then I took estrogen."

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you