the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)
hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time
hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time
hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time
i'm determined to make this work btw
hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me
guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you
they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"
look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"
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You're on trial. Who (past or present) are you asking to defend you?
Gregory Edgeworth
Marvin Grossberg
Diego Armando
Mia Fey
Phoenix Wright
Kristoph Gavin
Apollo Justice
Voting ended onMar 13, 2024
didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once
do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney
being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you
who the fuck is evil magistrate
STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????
they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic
your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right
mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial
ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?
happy almost christmas to all who celebrate
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happy almost christmas :)
WHO is putting this on my dash
STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.
ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post
STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up
he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.
yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.
i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough
when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back
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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict
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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE
"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma
irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.
lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you
you've got to be fucking kidding me
why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something
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