If you keep getting no for an answer, stop asking questions.

  To understand what I'm about to tell you, you need to do something first, you need to believe in the impossible. Can you do that? Good. Because all of us, we've forgotten what miracles look like. Maybe because they haven't made much of an appearance...

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ {the-weather-wizard} [you can totally ignore this. I just love soulmate memes]

BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTSthe-weather-wizard

“It certainly has a twisted sense of irony,” Iris said looking down. She’d always looked forward to meeting her soulmate, she wasn’t naive enough to think it would mean instant love but she did hold firm on the belief that they meant something and she was sure whatever complications if any would be easy to overcome. Clearly she was wrong. “I definitely never expected me ‘perfect match’ to be someone who wants me dead.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“Surprised seems like an overwhelming understatement,” Iris said looking anywhere but her soulmate. “We might be as compatible as two people get according to our marks but circumstances clearly are not on our side,” she could only imagine her dad’s reaction. Or Barry’s. Or anyone’s. She didn’t see anyway a man who wanted her- or at the very least her father- dead could be the one for her. “I don’t really know what we’re supposed to do with this information, you’re not going to stop wanting to hurt my dad and I’m certainly not about to step aside and let you hurt him.”

[the-weather-wizard]

Mark didn’t know what to do with the new information either. According to the marks, they were supposed to be the perfect match. But he couldn’t see how that was supposed to be true. Iris’s father had killed the only person Mark had in his life that he could actually care for. She couldn’t be his soulmate. And yet… he no longer wanted her dead. The plan had been to kill Iris in front of Joe so that he could know the pain that Mark felt every day. He still loathed the woman standing in front of him, but he didn’t want her dead. Maybe the idea of having someone else that he could grow to care for was weakening his resolve, but Mark didn’t much care. “I suggest continuing on as usual? Try all you want to stop me. It won’t end well for any of us, least of all your father. Now… go home.” He needed time to redo his plans. He had to factor in the fact that Iris was supposed to be his soulmate. 

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“You’re... letting me go?” Iris said not having expected that, soulmate or not. She eyed the other suspiciously, expecting a knife in the back or something else. “And for the record I will stop you,” she informed, eyes hard set and determined.

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

Christmas ||Starter Sentences||

"Oh, my gosh, it's snowing!"

"Don't hang that there! Are you crazy?!"

"It's Christmas, don't be so down. Have fun!"

"Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you don't get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas."

"Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad!"

"Okay, who spiked the eggnog?!"

"Please don't act crazy like you did last Christmas... that was a disaster."

"Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?!"

"What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights!"

"SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!!"

"Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasn't such a good idea."

"We're out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad?"

"No, no, no, you're supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments!"

"I did the star last time, it's your turn now."

"Your present's going to be a bit late... 9 months late, so to speak."

"Worst. Christmas. EVER."

"Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, don't do that this year."

"This is the best Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.."

"You missed the present-opening!"

"Time to open up the gifts!"

"You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floor... get what I'm hinting at?"

"This is the ugliest sweater I've ever worn... I love it!"

"I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas."

"We can't really afford anything good this Christmas..."

"No, you're dressing up as Santa this year for the kids."

[westallengifs]

Requested by Anonymous: WestAllen confession and kiss

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

Prostitute/Hooker AU starters

"How much?"

"I got $100, what can I get?"

"Wanna date?"

"Wanna party?"

"I have a hotel room... But it's lonely"

"I can make your dreams come true"

" hey big boy/girl, wanna have some fun?"

"Name's ______ , and I'm free tonight."

" I can make it all better"

"I can't be alone tonight."

" it's always nice to have a regular."

" need to meet me somewhere?"

"Have you got any friends, or are you the only option?

"It's gotta be nice to have someone who can't say no."

" I'll do anything for $__"

"I'm not from around here, what's a guy/girl gotta do around here for a good time?"

" you look like you need me."

" I'll take care of everything"

" you're beautiful, but I've never done this before."

"What made you do this?"

" an hour, or the night?"

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” {theforgottenthawne}

worried starterstheforgottenthawne

“How much of a lecture am I going to get if I answer that honestly?” Iris asked the other trying to hide a yawn. It had been a day and a half since Barry had been transferred to STAR labs and she hadn’t heard any sort of update.

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

"I'm looking for the flash, and understand, you know where to find him?"

thexmanofsteel

“I… Might,” Iris said hesitantly eyeing the man suspiciously. She wasn’t surprised other reporters had noticed her inside scoop on all things Flash. “If I did I wouldn’t be in the habit of telling random strangers where to find him.”

[thexmanofsteel]

“I understand, and he’s very lucky to have a protector like you, but believe me.. You can trust me. I know Superman” 

“You can trust me.. I’m here to set up a meeting”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“You telling me that doesn’t make it true,” Iris pointed out but she considered it for a moment before nodding.

“Tell me a time and place and I can pass along a message.”

[thexmanofsteel]

“Is now a good time and place? Pretty sure he can get here in a flash, and I know superman isn’t all the far away. I have a good idea who the flash is, X-Ray vision.. I-mean his X-ray vision, he’s got a good idea. But as the speedster moves too fast, even superman doesn’t know for sure”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

Iris raised an eyebrow at the slip up, the way he had worded that... No. No one was that bad at keeping a secret identity secret. “I’ll call,” she said with a sigh “Give me a minute.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“Angels are- You’re…. You’re not joking are you?” Iris said once again hating how she could never write about any of this because wow. She had an open mind since metahumans became the norm but even this was pushing it. “So it’s a mass producing demon, sounds like our luck,” she said with a sigh. “So… What do we do? How can we stop it?”

[allfakeandillusion]

“I can and have lied about many things, but I assure you that angels and the like exist and are frequent pains in my ass.” He said as he played with his lighter, pulling out a cigarette from behind his ear. “I’ve got a fallen angel’s heart in a jar at home actually, but again I’m gettin’ off topic. Now to stop this thing, the best case scenario would be to find and banish it to Hell. After it’s gone the ghosts will return to normal and be able to move on peacefully. Unfortunately, since he’s already killed, he’ll be hidin’ while his ghosts increase his strength so we have to deal with them first. If I can force them out of their hosts and send ‘em off to wherever they’re headed, he’ll have to come out of hidin’ to make more.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“An angels heart.... I thought working with Flash was exciting,” she said still disbelieving about this entire situation. “There’s no way to find the thing while it’s in hiding? And how do we get them out of their host body exactly? I have a feeling it’s not exactly simple.”

[angstmemes]

worried starters

[xhelenaxleblancx]

angstmemes:

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“You know you can tell me anything right? You don’t need to shut me out like this.”

[princessluofkrypton-deactivated]

“If I dont people get hurt” the young masked hero said. Wrapping my cape around me “you don’t know what its like having the whole world on your shoulders.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“No I don’t,” Iris admitted softly “But I have experiance with helping people who do understand that feeling. Sometimes all you need is someone willing to listen.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“Oh! That’s me,” Iris said with a sheepish smile standing up to offer her hand “Sorry I didn’t mean to be rude.  It’s just we’ve only spoke on the phone so I had no idea it was you.”

[madeofmirages-blog]

“Oh, right.” She took the woman’s hand and gave it  a shake. “Evanna Peters, but I prefer Evan.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“It’s nice to meet you in person Evan, please have a seat,” Iris said gesturing to the chair on the other side of her desk.

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."

"I gotta go bribe a cop."

"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."

"Please stop giving my mom cigars."

"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."

"You've never done this before?"

"Maybe we can help each other."

"All I did was ask him for a drink."

"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."

"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."

"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."

"I just don't feel like going home okay?"

"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."

"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."

"You haven't told me anything about you."

"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."

"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."

"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"

"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."

"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."

"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."

"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."

"I know how hard this must be for you."

"You have no idea how any of this is for me."

"They have to pay for what they've done."

"They won't listen."

"We'll make them listen."

"You do not want to test me."

"You think this is still about you?"

"You should have just killed me. You coward."

"This is an offer, not an order."

"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."

"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."

"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."

"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."

"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."

"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."

"I want you to touch my face."

"Just tell me what you feel."

"You need anything else, you know where to find me."

"You want the short answer or the long one?"

"We need to contain this."

"Lying to that woman is impossible."

"Choose a side."

"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."

"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."

"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."

"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."

"Let's get this started."

"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."

"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."

"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."

"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"

"What a shithole."

"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."

"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."

"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"

"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."

"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."

"We all pay for our choices."

"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."

"You're a dick."

"Say that you want my help."

"I want you to help yourself."

"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."

"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."

"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."

"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."

"You do your job, I'll do mine."

"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"

"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."

"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."

"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."

"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."

"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."

"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."

"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"We'll be together, that's all that matters."

"You really think that this will change anything?"

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

"I'm looking for the flash, and understand, you know where to find him?"

thexmanofsteel

“I… Might,” Iris said hesitantly eyeing the man suspiciously. She wasn’t surprised other reporters had noticed her inside scoop on all things Flash. “If I did I wouldn’t be in the habit of telling random strangers where to find him.”

[thexmanofsteel]

“I understand, and he’s very lucky to have a protector like you, but believe me.. You can trust me. I know Superman” 

“You can trust me.. I’m here to set up a meeting”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“You telling me that doesn’t make it true,” Iris pointed out but she considered it for a moment before nodding.

“Tell me a time and place and I can pass along a message.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

"I'm looking for the flash, and understand, you know where to find him?"

thexmanofsteel

“I… Might,” Iris said hesitantly eyeing the man suspiciously. She wasn’t surprised other reporters had noticed her inside scoop on all things Flash. “If I did I wouldn’t be in the habit of telling random strangers where to find him.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

adashofcardiacarrest liked for a starter

“So you’re telling me that it’s not a metahuman we’re dealing with but a demon?” Iris said looking at the man who had introduced himself as John Constantine (an apparent friend of Oliver’s) “Demons…. are a thing now?” she looked around at the others but they seemed just as lost as she was “Just when I thought nothing else could shock me. Now we have demons. Great”

[allfakeandillusion]

“You’ve got no idea how many things that go bump in the night are very real, love. And to give the opposition equal attention, angels are real too, but that’s a story for another time.” He said as he leaned against the wall. Pushing off and walking over to a thick ancient book he’d brought along with him, he opened it up and pointed to the spirit-like true form of the demon. “Now that bad bit about this bastard, aside from him bein’ a demon and possessin’ people, is that all his victim’s souls are left to wander about, trapped here and unable to move on until we put him down. More than that, he turns ‘em malevolent, so they’ll start possessin’ people and killin’ as well. Essentially, he makes ghosts who kill and make more ghosts, all of which add to his own power. Fun little blighter, isn’t he?”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“Angels are- You’re.... You’re not joking are you?” Iris said once again hating how she could never write about any of this because wow. She had an open mind since metahumans became the norm but even this was pushing it. “So it’s a mass producing demon, sounds like our luck,” she said with a sigh. “So... What do we do? How can we stop it?”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

madeofmirages liked for a starter 

“Can I help you?” Iris asked the woman who had walked into her work and stopped in front of her desk and had yet to say a word.

[madeofmirages-blog]

“Um, yeah, I was asked to come down here. Someone’s   doing an article on how St. Andrews has been coping   with the metahumans.” She explained, offering a smile.

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“Oh! That’s me,” Iris said with a sheepish smile standing up to offer her hand “Sorry I didn’t mean to be rude.  It’s just we’ve only spoke on the phone so I had no idea it was you.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

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“Demons?” Iris said flatly looking at the other man who was apparently a friend of The Arrow’s. They had thought they just had another metahuman on their hands but no apparently it was someone possessed. She didn’t even know why she was surprised anymore “Sure, why not,” she said with a shrug and a disbelieving chuckle. How did this become her life? “So You’re the expert. How do we handle this?”

[blxzinghellarchive]

“We don’ handle anythin’, love. The type of demon you ‘ave here is dangerous. ‘M not letting you go anywhere near it, yeah?” Normally John wouldn’t have been so angainst the idea of accepting help. He always needed bait after all, but this woman was a friend of Oliver’s. If he ever wanted another favor from the archer, he’d have to keep her out of trouble. Her and her friends. “Jus’ try not to get in the way. Don’ want to damn any more souls to Hell if I can help it.”

[agirlsgottabeherownhero]

“Excuse me?” Iris said with a raised eyebrow “This is our city to keep safe, me and the rest of Team Flash aren’t just going to sit on our thumbs while you go out and do who knows what,” she said stubbornly. “So instead of hoping we ‘don’t get in the way’ how about you use us and let us help you get this done as quickly and safely as possible for everyone involved.”