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Mans at the 2017 Grand Final.

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THE MEME INTERTEXTUALITY

Only Epic Sax Guy could.

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BLESS

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[angel-balms]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ SWITCH it up! 

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

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Super Castlevania IV

[agitatorswaltz]

My cat embodies this meme, long may it live

[mapsburgh]

Sauron > Trump

I keep seeing these memes comparing Trump to Sauron, but I think that comparison is pretty unfair to Sauron. Consider:

- He has thousands of years of experience in government as Lord of Mordor. - He always pays his contractors all of the rings that he owes them. - He remained faithful to Morgoth even after he got thrown into the Outer Dark – he never traded him in for a younger, prettier dark lord. - He doesn’t want to ban immigration from Harad. - His university in Eregion wasn’t a fraud – Celebrimbor learned some actual ring-lore there. - He has never gotten on the Palantir at 3 am because Faramir insulted him or to tell everyone to watch Galadriel’s sex tape. - He was wounded in battle with Isildur, so he actually earned that Purple Heart. - When he was defeated, his spirit departed from Barad-Dur. He didn’t go around complaining that Frodo’s quest was rigged. - When he met Luthien, he didn’t just start kissing her without her consent, even though he’s a celebrity and she was a total 10. - He was a great poet – he even won a song battle with Finrod Felagund. Just imagine if Trump tried to write the ring poem:

The Elves, they’ve got three rings. Three rings, and I don’t know where they are. I don’t. Maybe Crooked Elrond – I call him Crooked Elrond, because you’ve never seen a more crooked Elf in all of your life – I bet he has one. And maybe Galadriel too. Such a nasty woman.

And the Dwarves. They’re rapists, they’re drug dealers, and some of them I assume are good people. They’re always down there in their halls of stone, working on something, going bing-bing- bong-bing, bing-bong, bing. They’ve got seven rings. Seven whole rings, do you believe that. And they’re some real bad hombres. I’m going to build a wall around Moria, and I’m going to make Durin’s Folk pay for it.

Now some people say that Men, they all die. I mean, that’s what they’re saying. Men are mortal. They sound like a lot of losers to me. “Oh look at me, I’m a mortal Man, and I’m going to die eventually no matter what.” Sad! I tell you what, though, folks. I’m going to give them nine rings. People call me Annatar, the bringer of gifts. Because handing out rings, it’s what I do. It’s what I do.

Now I have the One Ring. And I gotta tell you, this is the best ring. Absolutely the best. Its power is just yuge. You’ve never seen a ring like this. Solid gold, and personally inscribed by me with all the best words. And I’m gonna take this ring, and I’m going to bring them all. And then I’m going to bind them. I’m going to bring them all to Mordor. We’ve got shadows here, we’ve got darkness, we’ve got everything. It’s just the classiest place you’ve ever seen. And we’re going to Make Mordor Great Again!

[i-gwarth]

I genuinely honest-to-God gave this some thought a while back when Samantha Bee compared Trump to Sauron in a video. I got into a youtube comments discussion about it and eventually wrote this:

Sauron had class. I don’t think there was a single instance of him disrespecting women or sexually abusing anyone. He was clever and cunning enough to go from being king Ar-Pharazon’s prisoner to being his closest advisor inside of a few years. He did not appeal to the lowest instincts of the worst of his electoral base, he literally infiltrated their minds to guide their actions because that’s what Orcs were created for. The wall around his country was a mountain range, it was there from the start, and the Black Gate of Mordor was actually built by the humans of Gondor (using slave labor), and he just captured it from them when he returned to Mordor. Plus he didn’t build pointless, poor-quality bullsh*t buildings. He primarily took over the outposts of the humans of Gondor and repurposed them. His fortress that he built at Barad-Dur in the land of Mordor literally could not be fully demolished as long as the One Ring existed, and that thing 1400 meters tall, almost twice the height of the Burj Dubai. Don’t compare Lord Sauron to Donnie Cocktail-Sausage-Fingers, the Groper on the Bus.

So there it is.

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[libraford]

Remember that time when Pence made a last minute decision to not sign an application for a grant that would have made preschool in Indiana more accessible and help fix our crumbling infrastructure?

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Remember that stern letter that a bunch of big businesses in Indiana wrote to Pence because he signed a law that was discouraging business from both within and without the state of Indiana?

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Oh, and that time that Pence caused an HIV outbreak in rural Indiana because the only clinic that did HIV testing was a Planned Parenthood and his fixation on defunding reproductive rights caused it to close- even though that particular clinic didn’t even offer abortion services?

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And then there’s the “Pence Must Go” signs all over central Indiana…

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And who could forget the time that he planned on using taxpayer dollars to fund a news outlet because he couldn’t control the negative image surrounding him from the press.

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What about the time that the FEC had to rewrite laws to prevent challenging candidates from using campaign funds for personal use because Mike Pence used 30% of his campaign funds on mortgage payments and golf tournaments?

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And who else remembers when they were giving states a chance to individually tailor their Clean Energy laws to fit the needs of the state and Pence just said ‘no’ and didn’t offer any alternative?

[libraford]

Hey, what about that time that Pence stated that condoms were ‘too modern’ of a solution to HIV and STI prevention and that abstinence was the best choice?

Remember also that 49% of pregnancies in Indiana are unintended, and that out of 1000 teenagers, an average of 49 will become pregnant before they age of 19. And that STI cases have reached record rates for the state of Indiana.

[libraford]

Oh! Remember when Pence went against the advice of legal professionals and signed a good number of laws that mean that you are classified as a drug dealer (whether proven or not) if you are found with a certain quantity of drugs in your possession, and increased the minimum sentence to ten years- even when it was argued by many legal sources that the best way to combat drug use is rehabilitation and not incarceration?

[libraford]

How about the time that he campaigned heavily against raising the minimum wage to match neighboring states, even though an overwhelming majority of Hoosiers polled said that they support a $9/hr wage and approximately 93000 residents of the state bring home less than $300 a week?

[lillivati]

Or that time he stripped the office of state superintended of all its meaningful power because he didn’t like who won.  (More.)

That person being Glenda Ritz, who by the way, received more votes than Pence.

[libraford]

Of course, I thought that it needed no mention, but who could ever forget the national embarrassment that was the RFRA laws, which allowed business-owners to refuse service to people if they felt ‘religiously burdened,’ which essentially boiled down to discriminating people who are part of the LGBTQ community. 

[libraford]

And you know I’d love to rant about Mike Pence all day long, but for those of you who want a more comprehensive list of how incompetent he’s been as our governor, this one sums it up pretty nicely and has sources! 

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Oh, but don’t take my word for it: here’s another masterpost of all this and more. 

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And just in case you thought he was done being awful- how about the time that Pence and Trump made a visit to Louisiana despite the fact that politicians were asked NOT to visit the flooded areas for essentially photo ops because its a further strain on resources? Meanwhile, South Bend IN is currently experiencing a flood where a visit would not be a negative impact the resources, but a photo op in Baton Rouge is more important somehow. 

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Also seemingly less important than an unwelcome photo op is the soil in East Chicago, IN- which has a lead content 30 times what is considered unsafe levels for children to be in contact with. This comes from a man whose initial decision not to run for President was based on his ‘need to focus on his home state.’ 

[libraford]

Of course, everyone remembers how the RFRA, a law that was written in the spirit of LGBTQ discrimination, was strongly protested but signed anyway. No one could have possibly guessed that people would try to use it to justify child abuse- except for literally every person who protested. 

[libraford]

But to put a little more levity in this post, Purvi Patel’s sentence of feticide has been reduced to ‘child neglect’ and she’s out of jail. So that’s good news! 

Of course, injustices like these haven’t stopped radical anti-choice laws from being signed in during the entire run of the controversy. 

[agitatorswaltz]

And people wonder why my homestate is a joke.

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[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[zodiaccity]

Pisces State Of Mind

Pisces, the last of the zodiac – the one who carries the weight of all the other signs combined. This makes them a puzzle sometimes and completely misunderstood most times. They know how to dig into the mind of anyone though and this helps them tremendously in life. They’re not afraid of doing the work needed to get shit done but encouragement is the glue that keeps it all together. They like to be the “savior”, the one who can make everything ok. But deceit on any scale makes you invisible to them. Blessed with a way with words, they can anything sound sweet. Creative and a daydreamer, they can get lost in their own train of thought. Love is their language, they speak it well to those who are worthy.

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An Upcoming remix. ;) #eurobeat Monstercat

[agitatorswaltz]

Yaaaaas I love this man and his musics

[ringsideconfessions]

“I personally think Cesaro should be the Universal Champion because he’s worked so hard to get where he is. I don’t want him to win a mid-carder Championship. I want him to win the Big Gold.” 

[wa-sabi]

  I don’t even need a reason anymore to do this.

[agitatorswaltz]

this is exactly how I wanted to come back to tumblr

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[dnopls]

terry knows joe higashi when he sees him