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Mercie l Nonbinary (They/them) l 26 l born & raised 🇻🇪 🏳️‍⚧️

[twinkhole-destroyer]

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

[agonies]

Happy w my weightloss journey but mourning the death of my bazonkas

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[fairycosmos]

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

[agonies]

Rlly sucks when youre a clean person living in a shitty roach-infested place. The terrain is giving out so my tiny poorly built room is cracking apart like an egg :/

I can literally hear debris when it falls off my roof and i just saw a roach peek out of one if the cracks on the ceiling.

I really fucking hate it here

[agonies]

Won a personal blender from a work raffle and im gonna shove it up my ass

[agonies]

I like helping kids write. It's so fun and i love their little minds and creativity. I love love love writing so much and helping young ones learn how to do it too 🥹

I had to help a bunch of kids today because they were assigned to write 200 words by hand (their horror!) And they get so happy when i praise their grammar or laugh at how they phrase certain things. I know most of them are in it only for a good grade but im so happy to see how proud they were once we were done and they knew they had done a great job :')

Mis polluelooooos

[midwesternmuffmuncher]

perverted lesbians, never let anyone dim your freak

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

[madamewesker]

That last ROO always gets me

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[agonies]

Fucking crying bc my players like how i run DnD?? I've been a player forever and just now dipping my toes in DMing and it's been going very well 🥹

Im always so self conscious abt my art/writing and never really share anything that I make so DMing for me is like a humiliation ritual. But it's so rewarding when my friends keep telling me how much fun they are having and seeing players new to DND pushing and being proactive about meeting again soon bc its fun :)

[katlovesshrimps]

every ad on tumblr these days is for meet n fuck island 17 or some insane chat ai that cries

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs