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toads | 26 | [they/he] are you ready to clown around? !! I don’t use a queue tag !!

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[segamascott]

[vintonik]

34 minutes until wet guy wednesday who else is wet rn.

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

lord if you can hear me, please strike vince down in the next 7 minutes🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[vintonik]

what did I do. ☹️

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

what do you think.

[vintonik]

you were in my asks trying to get in my ass. why does this post bother you. shouldn’t it be doing the opposite.

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

I am trying to get in your ass, don’t get it twisted.

anyway. you don’t seem to understand you’re talking about piss, which i’m not fully against but…I have limits.

[vintonik]

i’m autistic this is bullying. LEAVE MY ASS ALONE!

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

I got a 174 on the raadsr test, this is in my jurisdiction😋

and you’re deflecting from the piss

[vintonik]

i’m ignoring this goodnight.

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

THE FUCK???? we were having a bonding moment…i carried you in my arms..?

[vintonik]

you’re framing my joke into a piss kink. :(

[segamascott]

everyone in the hallway can you hear you btw

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[knucklecurve]

gay people when you ask them to sit normally

[hexxlibris]

Katabasis, by R. F. Kuang

All this time they’d both been drowning, and thinking the other was gloating at them from the shore

[ezramire]

“But I am a princess—or at least, a girl,” said Floralinda stupidly; but she could not stop the question creeping in around those edges, nor the tinge of panic.

The witch despaired only momentarily at mortal ignorance.

“How could you be either of those things?” she said, as kindly as she could. “You’re a monster—a rare and magnificent monster; perhaps even unique.”

- Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower by Tamsyn Muir

[msboutofcontext]

[godisafujoshi]

[depsidase]

[crazysodomite]

[erratic-meowmeow]

[spittinwatches]

ally & petey from grad school is hell novel

[animulablandulavagula]

So this inspired me…

[julpernulper]

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[ceeyoutea]

#the happy & relieved laughter of the newly engaged

[ngalitzine]

Re: Bad metaphors about maps

Henry <[email protected]>                9/25/20 6:07 AM

to A

From Jean Cocteau to Jean Marais, 1939:

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for having saved me. I was drowning and you threw yourself into the water without hesitation, without a backward look.

[byjove]

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

[byjove]

this is VERY scary

[byjove]

dog was here again today

good thing no one overreacted