Agoraphobic Recluse

His friends and dad hate me.

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[jasoncanty01]

[septicake]

I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others

[yespolkadotkitty]

FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE

[fishyandclintbarton]

Pop off, my liege

[funnytwittertweets]

[ojibwa]

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

[quousque]

Plot twist: if you are tired and burned out, resting is literally the most productive thing you can do. You ain’t gonna get shit done when you’re burned out. If you do, it’ll take three times as long, take even more energy out of you, and will also suck because you were too tired to do it well. When you’re too tired to do the things you want/need to do, resting is the first step.

[manawhaat]

IF YOU ARE TIRED AND BURNED OUT, RESTING IS LITERALLY THE MOST PRODUCTIVE THING YOU CAN DO.

[pomeranian2]

[dismalchant]

[taylulz]

[natalieswood-deactivated2021100]

[commonly-used-penis-jokes]

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

[purplepiercedpeopleeater]

I want to be Louise when I grow up

[cellobeer-deactivated20200726]

The writing in this show is so flawless

[jigglyturk]

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

[hashtagparksandrec]

[sexynakedblackguy]

[debrusks]

you don’t have to cancel everyone the second they misstep or do something dumb but you also DON’T have to defend everything that your fave does. you can say “hey this particular thing sucked” without getting into this all-or-nothing mentality. you are not an extension of the things you like. you can think freely and criticize the things (and people) that you like, and a criticism of something you like is not something that you should take personally or feel the need to correct/defend.

[meanplastic]

[girlofdogs]

i’d like to make it clear that being well-read and having dumb bitch energy aren’t mutually exclusive. can i give you an in-depth analysis of an academic article? yeah. am i still a dumb bitch? yeah and proud