i dont mean to make you nervous

[howls-moving-violation]

date someone who uses their turn signal

[ahcopic]

i havent been on here in forever and EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED 

[askdarkstorm452-deactivated2013]

being part of a dead fandom

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

It’s such a strange feeling when something comes into your life like a movie or an artist or a band that just feels like it’s made from the same stuff you are, it immediately becomes part of how you define yourself and it’s everything you see yourself as at that point in your life and everything that you aspire to be and it’s such a bizarre sensation when you discover something and you immediately feel it fill a hole inside you that you didn’t know was there

[gairo]

[cleopatrick94]

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

[surprisebitch]

make this a real thing please

[ahcopic]

friend: how are you

me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?

[merylstreepismymom]

This was my photo on grindr and I got banned

[ahcopic]

so tired

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

seduce me with quality movie soundtracks

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

u ever see something and just ………….anyway

[refridgerator]

i only accept apologies in cash

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Going bowling

Me: *sticks fingers in bowling ball* Bowling ball: daddy Me: wtf

[katsyuudon]

things ur allowed to do when dating me:

post my selfies show them off to ur friends everywhere

make me cute nicknames

tell me how we’re gonna cuddle

FIGHT ME

[virtuheaux]

Yes c:

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

“page 404 wasn’t found” i wasn’t looking for page 404 you piece of shit computer

[penjamin]

[dreaminglyy]

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one