Silly Goose Supreme™️

hey hi how are ya I'm a weird guy who's really into movies/filmmaking and probably too invested in the lord of the rings > currently balls-deep in the hellaverse (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss) so that's a thing that's happening ☆Barley/30/he/him☆

[villainwithacrush]

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

bro wipe that blush off the screen he's about to chop his foot off

[jareckiworld]

Fedir Tetyanych (1942-2007)—The Infinity Universe [oil on canvas, 1970]

[watchmebitch]

What do u think would have happened if Vox clocked that offering up partnership, to your media figure friend who knows your serial killer criteria, was a bad look. Even if it was Hell and no one died for keeps down there yet.

One concept that I've seen played with in oneshots before (but I don't think anything longform that I've come across?) is the idea of Vox hard-pivoting to straight up ask Alastor on a date instead. Like, he runs the idea by Mimzy ahead of time and she's like don't take this the wrong way because you are just adorable, seriously like cute as a button, but you know Alastor is going to eat you alive right? Isn't this like. Exactly what you used to say to people right before you stole their jobs and murdered them?

And Vox will, of course, be horrified and start babbling that that is NOT what he's doing OBVIOUSLY and Mimzy will be like. Well yeah of course not, you're like barely an Overlord and Alastor would chew you up and spit you out before you could even try. And then, after a lengthy conversational detour for Vox being offended at 'barely an Overlord' and Mimzy categorically sticking to her guns, Mimzy would be like. Okay but seriously what do you actually want? Because Alastor doesn't need your help and he isn't going to share his power just because you have an ego, so try again.

And after another lengthy conversational detour about how Vox doesn't have an ego Vox just has really great really amazing potential, maybe more potential than anyone in Hell has ever had actually, Vox will directly and morosely admit that he just thinks that Alastor is really cool and he wants to hang out with him all of the time and he's really lonely.

And Mimzy will squint at him and be like. A date. You want to ask Al out on a date.

And Vox, who just dropped dead in peak American Traditional Values Time ft. rampant homophobia will freak out at the implication that he is gay, or Alastor is gay, or anyone is gay and Mimzy without missing a beat will be like oh sorry I thought you knew already since you know you dress like that and act like that whenever you're around him.

And then after the THIRD conversational detour ft. Mimzy telling Vox that he should probably unpack and then pack up the homophobia around Alastor and Alastor's extended friend group of "people who were evading the law anyway to dance and drink and therefore had welcomed all sorts of people with all sorts of 'socially forbidden' characteristics and tendencies" and Mimzy also implying that she personally is not above kissing a hot girl when the mood strikes--

Vox will be like. Okay. I hate you, I hate this. How do you think I should try to ask Alastor out?

And after all of that like an entire hour and a half of whining and crying and belly-aching and self-discovery Mimzy will be like

Oh I have no idea. Alastor's never gone steady with anybody for as long as I've known him!

[klm-zoflorr]

This is the conversational equivalent of a horse. You turn around once and its broken five of its legs. Vox is at his fucking limit.

[r3tr0b3tty0]

mama's boy mama's boy

featuring the coddled and the coddler

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

[xxsabitoxx]

Get to Know Me!

This is just a fun little thing I’ve been wanting to do since the dawn of time but could never find a post to reblog that satisfied what I wanted. So I made this, feel free to reblog and use it yourself!

❤️ how tall are you?

🧡 what is your sexuality?

💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself?

💚 where are you from?

🩵 do you have any pets?

💙 do you have any siblings?

💜 describe yourself in five words or less!

🩷 dream job?

🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog

🎂 when is your birthday?

🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)

💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings

🚗 can you drive?

✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled

🎤 have you been to a concert

🎵 favorite artists

🎧 last song you listened too

📺 last show you watched

📝 last thing you wrote

🔐 something no one would guess about you

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you

🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you

🍓 favorite food

🍅 least favorite food

🍊 favorite season?

🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write

🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be

🫐 some place you’d love to visit

🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you

🍒 what is your earliest memory

🍌 what is one talent you wish you had

💌 why did you start this blog?

✏️ when did you start writing fanfic

🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer

📚 how do you come up with the fics you write

📌 what is the fic you’re know for

🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most

🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for

💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write

❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often

🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time

🪐 favorite shows / series of all time

🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone

🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from

🌹 favorite kinks to write for

🥀 kinks you would never write for

🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged

❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer

A couple of in depth questions!

🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change?

⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome?

🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important

🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?

[theveryworstthing]

divingbelles are mermaids in the selkie family who use humanoid skins to house aquatic forms instead of the other way around.

as this lovely lady demonstrates, some of the more delicate divingbelles that take after jellyfish or molluscs hold onto their skins kind of like snail shells. they dislocate the pieces to unfurl from the spaces between when under water, and pull the bits back together when they want to hide or walk around.

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

Some recent sketches, have been feeling pretty burnt out on life lately, but rest assured the brainrot is still going strong 💪

feat. Sparks duo, frutiger aero Vox, and a slight vees redesign mostly to accentuate Vels doll body and and make Vox look like his physician is inspector gadget lmao 💅

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[chaesong-hwa]

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[mikaavee-art]

🖤🩶🤍💜

Im sorry for being so disgustingly sweet with this one but i had this need for some positive AroAce Alastor/radiostatic fluff and my MidnightMediaAU is just perfect for this!

Insecurities can be a bitch when your partner is a literal pornstar and you let his boss get in your head about it, but Vox in this AU is actually very aware of Alastors feelings! He is quite open about his work and makes a lot of dirty jokes but he‘d never do anything that would cross someones sexual boundaries. (He‘s still an asshole and can be a little bitch don’t worry! This vulnerability is pretty much a side of him only Alastor and maybe Angel knows so far)

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[whimsiluss]

stop

[gengario]

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might