*Insert Witty Title Here*

My name's Michael. I live in Virginia. I'm a culinary school dropout now going to school for programming. I attempt to be clever. I went to the Quick Stop from Clerks once, it was kind of the highlight of my life. 

[anxietyproblem]

[asundergrowth]

Fuck you op this made coffee come out of my fucking nose it wasn’t even that funny fuck you

[ladysaytenn]

You all claim to give a shit about video game censorship but went completely silent when the Beach Trooper’s nipples got censored in Lego Star Wars. Typical.

[shatteredangel123]

>playing lego star wars

Name a bigger L than that

[ladysaytenn]

Ok I will

[thatadhdfeel]

what’s better than this? getting to infodump about your hyperfixation to someone who genuinely cares and wants to listen

[leafenclaw]

I raise you: finding someone with the same hyperfixation and getting to bounce enthusiasm back and forth.

[orriculum]

Man I wish I knew why clawfoot bathtubs are so sexy

[orriculum]

Correct answer:

Wrong and worst answer:

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[jungletopia]

Me too, mate. Me too

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where

[spuds-and-roo]

[aherofortheapatheticnation]

I think I love this woman more than I've ever cared about anyone. I also found out she might be lying about her life and I'm freaking out.

[bemylova]

i😡😡😡😡😡wanna😡😡😡😡😡cuddle😡😡😡😡😡and😡😡😡😡😡😡watch😡😡😡😡😡spooky😡😡😡😡😡movies😡😡😡😡😡with😡😡😡😡😡you😡😡😡😡😡

[triskeleaficionado]

[thursday]

Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.

[misandristgod]

i cannot stress how much i want emo/scene to come back like ??????? cringe culture is dead and the rawring 20s are comin upon us lets fukcin go

[mirab3lle]

I think I just astral projected after reading the words “rawring 20s” but MCR didn’t set Danger Days in 2019 for nothing

[teathattast]

[kaijuno]

The ska energy

[user0987654321876543]

Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍

Shakespeare:

2019:

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[viostormcaller]

The nature of humanity is that every so often someone accidentally invents Shakespeare again

[prismatic-bell]

Okay, I think this started as a joke post, but it’s actually a pretty good AND CULTURALLY ACCURATE translation?

Like, we think of Shakespeare as highbrow because he’s old. He wasn’t highbrow. If you’re reading the play in book form and you haven’t found a dick joke on any given page yet you’re either reading a specific passage in Macbeth, or you need liner notes. This is in fact pretty much how it would be written today.

[theclassicsreader]

hard same