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Andulka
todays bird
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@ahkmen-rah
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night at the museum 1 - 3 starters
â Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. â â Do you want to get into a battle of humor? Do you? â â Iâm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. â â Now you know my shame. â â I donât like to be manhandled! â â See you later, Dum-dum! â â Donât be a kiss-ass. â â What are you made of? â â Do you want to dance, hot dog? â â Oh no. Heâs back. â â Good lord, why are you slapping a monkey? â â Look, weâre men. We fight, okay? Thatâs what we do! â â Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice⌠â â This is not worth $11.50 an hour! â â That didnât hurt, donât be a baby. â â Oh and uh, no limb ripping. â â Do you have any idea what Iâve been through tonight? â â But you⌠you gotta finish the job this time. â â I am forever in your debt. â â I was dead, but now I have come back to life! â â Would you stop narrating everything we do? â â I wanna get to the story of our relationship, the evolution from enemy to friends. â â You donât seem to be evil, you seem to be more of a grouch. â â You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk. âDelusionalâ and âweirdoâ. And if I had to say a third, âgoofy.â Just goofy. â â Sorry, I donât mean to stare. You just look very familiar. â â âWeâre not a⌠I mean weâre not a⌠â blah, blah, blah, I never lie! â â I just feel as if Iâve been asleep for along time and now suddenly Iâm awake. â â Oh, youâre just so adorable, even when youâre threatening me. â â Weâre Americans, we donât plan, we do! â â I called you because you needed us. â â Itâs the United States of âDonât Touch That Thing Right in Front of You.â â â Nothing, itâs just for decoration⌠â â I see that youâre genuinely slightly bothered. â â I donât want to miss a moment. â â My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe. â â I have a feeling itâs going to be a beautiful sunrise. â â What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a gorgeous woman before⌠who could be a model if she didnât love pizza so much? â â Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. Itâs a big deal. â â Heâs doing his Wolverine thing. â â Youâre done your job. Itâs time for your next adventure! â â You canât catch a light! Itâs as elusive as human happiness! â â At their size, theyâll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai. â â These guys depend on me. â â Youâll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes! â â If you see me doing something dumb, donât imitate me. â â Iâll take that hand now. â â They must be unbelievably stupid. â â Youâre right. Itâs not very sporting to kill it while itâs asleep. Letâs wake it up and then kill it. â â Thank you for giving me back my family. â â I have no idea what Iâm gonna do tomorrow. â â Smile, my boy. Itâs sunrise. â
Pssst~! I just wanna say, I really enjoy you. Very much so, that I can't exactly express it, because then my southern accent would mess my "ask of appreciation,up!" Anyway! Have. Nice day,darlin'! //Damn this blog is good! Lemme send you some hearts and shit!
I've been inactive for a year but THANK YOU THANK YOU HELLO
PROBABLY asked this alreay im a little confused on who i sent what asks but, r u an active blog !! ?
I am now.
Ahk: *sings in native tongue*
Larry: that sounds nice. is it a love song? what does it mean?
Ahk: im singing anaconda
Larry: ...k
Ahk: *reading the writing on his exhibit walls*
Larry: read aloud to me
Ahk: alright *reads to larry*
Larry: that sounds nice. what does it say??
Ahk: it says 'if any injury, such as loosing an eye or a leg, happens to you, your significant other will undergo procedures to match your pain'
basically if I loose an eye, they'll cut one of your eyes out, and such...
Larry: it says all that? but that's just one picture!
Ahk: yeah
Larry: ...k
I want a Mute!Ahk AU where Ahkmenrah spent so many years screaming in his sarcophagus that he lost his voice and doesnât talk and the only way to get it back is to use the tabletâs magic and Larry (or anyone) Meets him for the first time and keeps trying to have a conversation with him and they think heâs ignoring them but really he just doesnât talk because he canât and only one or two people (Maybe Wea and Kah? Definitely Wea) are able to communicate with him/figure out what he wants or needs SOME of the time, and they have to teach Larry how to deal with Ahkmenrah, who everyone else avoids because theyâre kinda scared of the way he paces around his exhibit all night and stares at his tablet. He hardly ever leaves his exhibit, and when he does, itâs just to try and have a look around, but he ends up running back to his exhibit and hiding when he hears someone coming down the hall. And eventually Larry figures out the one thing no ones ever been able to figure out; Ahk needs help reading/understanding the tablet so he can get his voice back and itâs this whole huge adventure and itâs angsty as fuck.
just some 'how they met' AU's I want to see written one day
⢠âmy dad invited me to go on a fishing trip with him and his buddies and I hate water and canât swim but I donât wanna crush my dadâs feelings and he said his friendâs son was coming too, so Iâm kind of hoping heâs coolâ and âI fell into the water and you were the only sober one who was able to save meâ
⢠âour class when on a âsurvival skill learningâ camping trip and left a group of students out in the middle of nowhere and oh my god itâs three AM and Iâm trying to sleep but youâre over here cursing at the wind for knocking your tent over again jUST SLEEP IN HERE WITH ME BROâ
⢠âyou were singing some dumb musical duet all by yourself and didnât notice I was walking behind you until I started singing part 2 and you got embarrassed because you thought you were alone and you didnât know anyone else liked that musicalâ
⢠âwe were waiting in line for the FerrisWheel and your friend decided last minuet he didnât want to ride and backed out, so we got jammed into the same kart together AND THEN the ride got stuck while we were at the top, but you arenât so bad to be around for two hoursâŚlets go ride more shit togetherâ
⢠âI accidentally mightâve burst your eardrum from screaming so loud on the roller coaster, now I owe you ice cream and cotton candyâŚâ
⢠âyour dumb cat keeps coming to the wrong house at 4 AM and meows for a long time because I wonât let it in, pLEASE KEEP IT LOCKED UP AT NIGHT, IM TIRED OF CALLING YOU EVERY MORNING TO COME GET IT.â
⢠âyour little brother said he fucked my mom on Xbox so I said I would find him and whoop his lil ass, and you took the mic and told me not to shit talk your brother and that if you ever caught me doing it again, you would find me and kick MY ass. And lo and behold your brother and I fought again five minuets later and then you really did find me and im scared as to how you got my address but w O W youâre hot AFâ
⢠âI lost my mom in the grocery store and I was looking for her and trying not to panic and I bumped into you who happened to be doing the same thing and pLEASE just help me find my mom im scaredâ and then, a week later 'hey didnât I see you at the store? We helped each other find our moms!â
⢠'I was sitting on the slide at the park and you came over to confront me because the kid you were babysitting wants to use the slide but Iâm saving this spot for the kid IâM babysitting, tough luck.â
⢠'the cops showed up to a party we were at and chased everyone away. You and I happened to run in the opposite direction of all our friends and got lost in some dark and creepy street.â
⢠'excuse you, that is MY goldfish, I saw it first! Go to a different petstore!â
⢠'I fell off my skateboard after trying to do a cool trick to impress you, new friend, and you laughed for ten minutes before helping me out of the bowl and calling an ambulance because my legs arenât suppose to bend like thatâ
⢠'my frisbee is stuck in a tree and I climbed up here to get it out but I got stuckâŚand my phone fell out of my pocket. Can you get it and call my mom for me? Tell her Iâm stuck in a tree!â
⢠'I was jogging and you accidentally hit me with a baseballâŚwHo the hell plays baseball at 6 AM in the park by themselves!?â
anytime something bad happens, Ahk sighs and says âwell, this sucks major dickâ and eVERYONe just stares at him
this is why I never sleep at night
(video edit)
i love you, i hate you rp meme
âfeeling used, but iâm still missing youâ
âjust wanna feel your kiss against my lipsâ
âi canât see the end of thisâ
âit hurts me every time i see youâ
âall this time is passing by, and i still canât seem to tell you whyâ
âi hate youâ
âi love youâ
âi hate that i love youâ
âi realise how much i need youâ
âyou want her, you need herâ
âi donât want to, but i canât put nobody else above you.â
âand i will never be her.â
âi miss you when i canât sleep.â
âi still got sands in my sweater from nights we donât remember.â
âfucked around and got attached to you.â
âdo you miss me like i miss you?â
âyou wouldnât like that shit.â
"friends can break your heart too.â
âiâm always tired, but never of you.â
âi got these feelings but you never mind that shit.â
âyouâre still in love with me, but your friends donât know.â
âi donât mean no harm.â
âyou ever wonder what we couldâve been?â
âif you wanted me, you would just say so.â
âyou say you wouldnât and you fucking did.â
âlie to me.â
âlie with me.â
âif i were you i would never let me go,â
ânow all my drinks and my feelings are all fucking mixed.â
âi know that i control my thoughtsâ
âalways missing people that i shouldnât be missing.â
âi guess this is moving on.â
âi should stop reminiscing.â
âi learned from my dad itâs good to have feelings.â
âsometimes you gotta burn some bridges just to create some distanceâ
âeveryone i do right does me wrongâ
âall alone, i watch you watch herâ
âyou donât care, you never didâ
âsheâs the only girl you ever seeâ
âhow is it you never notice that you are slowly killing me?â
âyou donât give a damn about meâ
*feel free to change the words to fit your muse!
Well hello. Is anyone still here?
Memory Meme
Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and Iâll write a drabble of one of my museâs memories.Â
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âĽÂ - a childhood memory
âŁÂ - a fading memory
â - a vivid memory
â - a repressed memory
â - an eye-opening memory
â¤Â - a memory that involves romance/love
â¤Â - a memory of death/loss
â - a memory of their mother
â˝Â - a memory of their father
â - a memory of their sibling(s)
â - a memory of a relative
â - a memory that may or may not have happened
â - a memory of something paranormal
â - a sexual memory
âŹÂ - a friend/best friend memory
"I look at you and it is like my throat being cut. "
The guilt had stayed with him for so long, every time he looks at his brother he regrets ever encouraging the chariot race. But to hear his brother say such a thing, he feels as if Ahkmenrah had shoved a blade in his heart.
âIâŚIâve said before how much I regret that day. I had hoped, foolishly, that I might be forgiven. But how could I be? I killed you, my own brother. Not intentionally, but I was still responsible. I donât see how you can even stand to look at me now.â
"Not intentional," Ahkmenrah rolled his eyes. Although he had forgiven his brother long ago, he still couldn't help but put out a bit of sass. "It didn't seem like that, brother."
The smaller king shrugged his shoulders. "I think about this a lot more than I should, you know..."
[someone brings up a thing i love]
me: haha, yeah
me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Lyric Starters
"Morning in Paris, the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame."
"Some say the soul of the city's the toll of the bells."
"Dark was the night when our tale was begun."
"He saw corruption every where, except within."
"See there the innocent blood you have spilt?"
"You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you haven't a qualm."
"Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be of use to me."
"Who is the monster and who is the man?"
"The world is cruel, the world is wicked."
"It's I alone who you can trust in this whole city."
"How can I protect you unless you stay in here, away in here?"
"These are crimes for which the world shows little pity."
"You are my one defender."
"Out there, they'll revile you as a monster."
"All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone, hungry for the histories they show me."
"All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day not above them, but part of them."
"Give me one day out there. All I ask is one to hold forever."
"Old and bent, I won't care, I'll have spent one day out there."
"It's the day for breaking rules!"
"Come and join the Feast of Fools!"
"Once a year we throw a party here in town."
"Every man's a king and every king's a clown."
"Once again its topsy turvy day."
"It's the day the devil in us gets released."
"Everything is upsy daisy."
"Hurry, hurry here's your chance. See the mystery and romance."
"I don't know if you can hear me...or if you're even there..."
"Yes I know I'm just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you. Still, I see your face and wonder were you once an outcast too?"
"God help the outcasts, hungry from birth. Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth."
"God help the outcasts, or nobody will."
"I ask for glory to shine on my name."
"I ask for nothing, I can get by...but I know so many less lucky than I."
"I thought we all were children of God."
"So many times out there, I've watched a happy pair of lovers walking in the night."
"I knew I'd never know that warm and loving glow."
"No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heaven's Light."
"Suddenly an angel has smiled at me and kissed my cheek without a trace of fright."
"My cold, dark tower seems so bright. I swear it must be Heaven's Light."
"You know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud."
"You know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd."
"Like fire, hell fire, this fire in my skin."
"This burning desire is turning me to sin."
"Its not my fault if, in God's plan, he made the devil so much stronger than the man."
"Don't let this siren cast her spell."
"Choose me or your pyre."
"Somewhere out there in the night her soul is also alight."
"I know the guy she just might be burning for."
"A guy like you, she's never known kid."
"A guy like you a girl does not meet everyday."
"Those other guys that she could dangle all look the same from every boring point of view."
"We all have gaped at some Adonis."
"Maybe you've heard of that mythical placed called the Court of Miracles? Hello, you're there!"
"The dead don't talk so you won't be around to reveal what you've found."
"I am the lawyer and judge all in one."
"We like to get the trial over with quickly because its the sentence that's really the fun."
"We find you totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all."
"What makes a monster and what makes a man?"
if you're in a room with Jedediah and Octavius, you can practically feel the gay radiating off of them