be more chill the musical rp meme part 1
Feel free to change the lyrics / pronouns to fit your muse ! Trigger warnings: suicidal thoughts tw.
"I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody’d even notice at all.”
“I’m a creeper in a bathroom ‘cause my buddy kinda left me alone.”
“Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair.”
“I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall.”
“No, you can’t come in!”
“I’m waiting it out till it’s time to leave.”
“I’m just [Name], who you don’t know.”
“I’m hiding, but he’s out there, just ignoring all of our history.”
“I have regret the beers.”
“I’ll wait as long as I need ‘till my face is dry. Or I’ll just blame it on the weed. Or something in my eye.”
“I’ll get replaced by a newer, cooler version of me.”
“They’re gonna start to shout soon.”
“It sucks that he left me here alone.”
“My big mistake was showing up.”
“Is there a sadder sight?”
“I wish I’d stay at home at bed, watching cable porn.”
“I wish I’d off myself instead, wish I was never born!”
“God, I’m such a loser!”
[Sarcasm] “Awesome party, I’m so glad I came.”
“I’m waiting for my porno to load.”
“Freaking out is my ‘okay’.”
“When I get nervous, my whole face goes red.”
“If I walk, when I arrive, I’m gonna straight up reek.”
“If I’m not feeling super weird or strange, my life would be an utter disarray.”
“God, I wish I had the skill. To just be fine, or cool, or chill.”
“I'll never be a Rob DeNiro, For me, Joe Pesci is fine.”
“I don’t wanna be special. I just wanna survive!”
“Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still.“
“So, Rowlan said Madeline told Jake: I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately!”
“It's a sign up for the after school play... it's a sign up sheet for getting called "gay".”
“No time to wallow, no instead, just clear your brain and move ahead.”
“You're one of those guys who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!”
“You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?”
“How was class? You look like ass, what's wrong?”
“Hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!“
“Look who's signing up for the play!”
“I'm never gonna be the cool guy, I'm more the one who's left out.”
“I get depressed, but not depressed as in like kill yourself depressed. No, I’m not into self-harm. Dude, I swear, here check my arm!”
“I am passionate a lot.”
“I have mad, gigantic feelings, red and frantic feelings, about most everything. Like gun control, like spring. Like if I’m living up to all I'm meant to be.”
“Life is easy in rehearsal, You follow a script so you know what comes next.”
“The only time I get to be the centre of attention is when I'm Juliet or Blanche DuBois and can I mention that was really one of my best roles. Did you see that?”
“Most humans do one thing for all of their lives, the thought of that gives me hives!”
“And why am I telling this to you? Guess there's a part of me that wants to.”
“My little penis was depressed.”
“That's the point. This is some top-secret-can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit.”
“So... It's like drugs?”
“Picture this: nobody cares if you are late 'cause even teachers think you're great.”
“Find the bad guy, push 'em aside. Then move on forward with your friend at your side.”
“If you leave your brother behind, it's lame.”
“Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette. It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet.”
“Nobody here appreciates, but soon we'll be together where they do.”
“Guys like us are cool in college.”
“You're just a nothing in this high school scheme, but it's no big cause you and I are a team.”
“But we're not in college.”
“High school is whack, but we have each others' back.”
“You know that you are my favourite person, that doesn't mean that I can't still dream.”
“Is it really true that I’m your favourite person?”
“Take your hands out of your pockets, arch your back, puff out your chest.”
“All your nerdiness is ugly.”
“Your charm is non-existent.”
“Everything about you is so terrible. Everything about you makes me wanna die.”
“So don't freak out and don't resist.”
“What?! What's wrong with my shirt—”
“How are you with math homework?”
“Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death.”
“I saw it in the window and I couldn't dismiss, I was dating a girl and she had a shirt just like this.”
“Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!”
“Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.”
