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A place for all headcanons AH Minecraft related! Also includes Kings AU! Could contain NSFW or intense things, so be warned. Icon by @requireminx

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au canon: creeper gavin’s actual name is probably kha’vhen but it was simplified to gavin when he met jack and geoff

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ah minecraft au where geoff’s a god who resurrected the rest of the gang and thus everyone’s immortal. they have cool adventures and stuff.

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Achievement Hunter Minecraft Kings AU Headcannon

Hear me out on this one guys- We get so much Mad King Ryan in this fandom and I love it. Love it to pieces but I’d really like to bring your attention to my new favorite thing-

Master Ryan Haywood, the Mad DAD King!

-The lads breaking into his castle to steal food and Ryan is just pissed at first but when they finally get caught he’s really impressed but worried “You’re really good at thievery and I can’t believe you made it past my guards- wait you did this all for bread? Like you have no food to eat?!” - Ryan giving them positions around the castle and making sure they are fed. -”You dont have a place to stay? Well stay here then of course!”

-Ryan speaking with his adviser Geoff a lot. Not because he needs the advice but because Geoff is funny and kind and honestly Geoff needs the socialization. -Ryan being worried about Geoff drinking too much. So Ryan stays with him or makes sure he gets home safe.

-Ryan slipping extra gold into people’s pockets

-Giving lavish gifts to his court

-Ryan sending all the extra food from the palace into a village or something for less fortunate people to have

-Ryan who BUYS things rather than demand or take from his people “Its helps stimulate the economy, I can’t be a good King if my people live in poverty. Property value is going to be on the rise.”

-Festivals ALL THE TIME!

-Ryan LOVING animals. And he just keeps bring them home and making them his royal cat/wolf/squid/etc. He has a large game preserve that NO ONE is allowed to hunt off of lest they feel is wrath. And he uses it to protect animals and refugees. 

-Ryan being a good healer. Honestly, he’s so smart and dorky- if any of his subjects or members of his court come to him, he’s always game to help.

BUT ALSO-

Ryan rules all major wrong doers with an iron and cruel fist. But when the crime isnt that serious or his trusted court members are involved he doesn’t know what to do?! But he feels like he should punish them somehow? Like Disappointed!Dad! Ryan?

Dad! King Ryan who fucking LOVES dad jokes.

Dad! King Ryan who is a literal disney princess when it comes to animals

Dad! King Ryan who takes ruling his kingdom seriously and is very protective

Dad! King Ryan who lives modestly

Dad! King Ryan who makes a family out of his court

JUST. DAD! KING RYAN

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He's kind and gentle and has many friends but Jack is happiest alone. He has a modest house which he build on his own, a fair field or two, and livestock to tend to. When the world goes to shit (Kings or otherwise), people of all birth show up at Jack's because he can work the land so well. He relies on no one and so many rely on him. Need food? A place to hide? Something smuggled in or out? Jack's got you covered- for a price. Jack pulling the strings in the entire kingdom.

Everyone who's ever come across Jack feel like they're the only one who know who he is, so they never talk about him to each other, but Jack doesn't mind this. He's almost like a myth, the secret balance holder.

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Creeper Gavin and Mad King Ryan again. People would start to take notice that this new kid has the king under his thumb and they take that as a sign that the Mad King is going soft. So, they try to attack him, only for Gavin to step in with his creepers and save him. The Mad King asking why he helped him and Gavin just saying something like 'I guess we're both going soft' or 'only i can take this kingdom from you'

I love the idea of Gavin being like secretly sinister. Him maybe having to join up kingdoms/stay at Ryan’s kingdom for a while for whatever reason, and Ryan’s seriously dreading it because the idiot King is coming.

But Ryan very quickly learns that if it’s just the two of them, no people to impress, no other kings, not even guards, Gavin becomes a very cunning and clever King. Late at night he helps Ryan with reports and stuff he was making jokes about and fucking off during the actual meetings

Ryan pretends he doesn’t know why Gavin keeps up this illusion of not knowing what he’s doing, but he does. It’s so people just like him don’t see him as a threat, a kingdom not worth attacking because it’s not a threat. The king is just a foolish boy, it’ll fall in its own time. But for some reason Gavin trusts him to know the truth.

[goldnhand]

hey could you tell us a little more about your mavinseg king au? Lindsay is a enderman/enderdragon and Gavin is a creeper right?

It is not just a mavinseg King AU its a huuuge ass king AU haha. @tender-vadge helped with a few of these!

Michael fount Gavin when they were both pretty young. 

Gavin couldn’t speak English and grew up with creepers. Gavin is also feral so he has certain abilities that match up with a creeper. 

When Michael had the crown Gavin took a bolt of lightning to save Michael and became a charged creeper.

Michael and Gavin meet Lindsay when she wins the crown from Michael (on a side note Ryan was going to give it to her but she wanted to fight for it like everyone else). 

Lindsay is also a feral (ednerman) and it really gives Gavin hope when she gets the crown.

Meg is one of Lindsay’s chamber maids and that is how the three of them meet her. 

Michael is wound up in something with Ryan so Gavin takes interest in Meg quicker than him, but it isn’t long until they are all an official thing. 

The first time Lindsay and Gav do the do Lindsay accidentally does the ender scream.

Michael comes in with his sword drawn with Meg behind him to find Gavin on the other side of the room and Lindsay laughing her ass off.

When Gavin lost his crown he sacrificed himself to make sure Lindsay can get Meg and Michael out of the kingdom before Ryan could hurt them. 

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I always imagined Ryan to be from the nether and that he has a tiny bit of purple glow along his arms or something

Nether!Ryan has a whole lot of weird feature like that. He glows purple slightly but it’s a lot more obvious at night, he has random streaks of purple/red in his hair, one of his eyes is purple like 50% of the time, he doesn’t know what makes it change and why the other one doesn’t do it.

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Gavin, who was bit by a baby creeper at a young age, since baby creepers don't know how to blow up yet they just use their surprisingly sharp teeth, and that's how he becomes able to control them. The area around the bite mark turning green and resembling creeper skin so he keeps it hidden, until Ryan is patching him up from a zombie attack. Ryan seeing the mark and thinking it's the most fascinating thing.

Gavin who’s so ashamed and embarrassed by it, begging and begging Ryan not to tell anyone and that it doesn’t mean anything, he can’t do any harm to them or anything. Ryan would just think it’s the coolest thing ever and would be so confused as to why Gavin keeps it hidden when it makes him look like a badass.

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Gavin's a forest nymph who wears green creeper skin so he can be like his tree friends. He can make flowers and trees grow with a simple touch- raised by the forest so he knows its secrets. Legends start about Gav being a forest guardian. And one day, a brave hunter in a bearskin offers to dispatch the forest guardian so the lumber workers can chop down the wood. He stumbles on Gav dancing and growing trees in the thick of the wood, defenseless, Michael just hadn't expected him to be so handsome

I love this oh my god my poor Mavin heart.

Michael who sets his sword down and watches for a couple more minutes before coughing to get his attention, and he explains who he is and what he’s trying to do. Calmly explaining why the people need the wood, for houses and fires, so people can survive, and Gavin who watches him for a second and tells Michael he needs proof. He wants to be taken to this growing village where the people so desperately need his trees.

And Michael agrees before realizing what he agreed to, and fuck this is going to be a long journey home.

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Imagine if Ryan was the nether king though. He grew up in a nether fortress and that's why he knows all the ingredients to make potions. But, there's nothing in the nether so he makes the trip through the portal. Everyone has heard of this mysterious nether king and so they assume that whoever lived in such an awful place like the nether must be insane. But then they meet him and he's this really polite, only slightly psychotic dork.

Omg Michael Gavin and Jeremy would be such children and when they’d go to the nether for what ever reasons they’d always be daring each other on who could get closest, and one day Michael being like “Fuck It” in classic Michael style and runs up to ding dong ditch, but Ryan opens the door and is like “You can either leave me alone and never come back here or come inside for tea and finally tell me who the fuck you are”

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Ryan being the best potions maker in Achievement City. So, people are always coming to him when they don't feel good and he just always has potions. But, no one has ever been down to his lab before and there are definitely rumors that he tests his potions on cows.

Ryan is just really good and passionate about the craft and wants to figure out every thing he can possible do with potions.

[goldnhand]

a prince

[ahminecraftheadcanons]

In relation to that head canon about gavin having the creepers blow up Ryan's kingdom, he would also totally tell Ryan he has a super charged creeper on standby. Part of Ryan wouldn't believe him because even Gavin couldn't control that, but on the other hand, whose to say a creeper wouldn't stand outside long enough to get struck by lightning. So, the Mad King definitely has an alliance with Gavin, just to keep him on his good side.

And it be such a weird power dynamic because Gavin comes around and he’s crazy and energetic and doesn’t quite now what he’s doing, but he still has Ryan under his thumb

[ahminecraftheadcanons]

What if each of them in this au had control over a certain type of mob, like Gavin of course would control creepers, I feel like Geoff would control zombies just cause zombies stumble around like drunk people but dead. I'm not too sure about the others though :/

Like any mob? Because Jack controlling pigs, Michael controlling the polar bears, Ryan controls Endermens (and trained the cows to follow him) and Jeremy controls wolves

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Jack is 100% their healer/doctor/whatever. Like, yeah, Ryan is the best at potion making, and he'll do in a pinch, but he just doesn't have the bedside manner that Jack does.

Ryan makes everything Jack needs, but Jack is the one that knows when to take it, how much to take. He knows how to bandage wounds properly, how to remove arrows, when someone needs to take a break from being on resource recovery duty for a while because they’re just too physically and emotionally exhausted. Jack can just look at someone and know they’re hurt, and that makes him the best.

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Creeper Hybrid Gavin who not only can speak to the creepers, but has also gained their respect enough to where they also listen to his commands. So when he meets the mad King Ryan, he impresses him by commanding creepers to blow themselves up a safe distance from the King of course.

Gavin trying to be both impressive and in like I Am Strong Too way and him having them blow up a (small) chunk of Ryan’s kingdom. No one would be hurt, but if Gavin ever had a reason to come after Ryan…