well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Dumb Bitch, reporting for duty!

[beardedmrbean]

[veliseraptor]

people always remember the forty cakes entry from Superdictionary but this is probably my personal favorite

[nucleartourist]

this post inspired me to go read the whole thing on internet archive so here are some of my other faves

[beardedmrbean]

[important-animal-images]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

A little discussed tumblr experience is that when you add a new gif to a post, it goes into the gif library that everyone has access to

Every now and then you get a notification that a user has added your gif to their post and you are treated to a glimpse of a user you have never seen before in a fandom you have never heard of talking about something you will never see again

And it feels like

10/10 experience, keep it coming

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Exhibit A

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Demi STOP

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[sylveaugust]

Also this because of the law of momentum led me to make this too

[rtdtn]

[secretgarden]

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[lamignonette]

[important-animal-images]

[cosmicretreat]

[throathole]

What a fascinating type of man

[baddbirthday]

look at my super heros dawgggggg we goin to die 😫🤯🤣

[volatilevale]

watch who you're talking to pal i've influenced as many as 6 people all around the world