Tias - He/they

a resurgence

[twostepsfromtemerant]

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

[hyenaswine]

for the past two years i have been sponsoring a tuberculosis detection rat in tanzania, her name is carolina. she sniffs sputum samples & alerts her handlers when she detects TB. recently she turned 8 & aged out of the program, so they held a retirement party for her & sent me photos.

while carolina moves on to live a life of rest & luxury in the retirement kennels, her role is being passed on to her successor, tamasha. she is 2 years old & was named after the grandmother of one of her handlers.

(with her handler priscus)

here is a description of tamasha:

"Tamasha is also quite playful! She enjoys jumping, climbing, and sometimes does a joyful little dance when placed in the TB evaluation enclosure – as if celebrating her enthusiasm for the work ahead. She’s also a big fan of avocado, her favorite treat for a job well done."

im not afraid to admit that this email made me cry like a stupid baby. you can sponsor your own big beautiful TB- or landmine-detecting rat through APOPO HeroRATS. they send you an update on how your rat is doing each month, including photos.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[drunktuesdays]

went into the new season of taskmaster excited about jason mantzoukas, now am a diehard member of fatiha el-ghorri's army....i would defend her with my life....she's my world.............

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Mathew Baynton says, "Also, my back, if you'd seen, I was, like, grazed up." Fatiha El-Ghorri says teasingly, "Aw, he grazed his little back." Mathew laughs. Fatiha mimes rubbing tears from her eyes with both hands. End ID.]

[no-chill-at-all]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[asthedeathoflight]

Fun fact: there’s a stellar sea lion at my zoo who is, in fact, in sea lion jail.

This big boy is an absolute GLUTTON for endangered salmon, so he had to be relocated by like idk fish and wildlife ig. But he… came back. So they moved him again. And he… came back. Eventually their only choice was to lock him up in the local zoo.

If you look in his eyes you can see him plotting to get back to that river and eat his fill in forbidden fish once more.

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[rationalists-out-of-context]

if you or someone you know has a gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

[everythingfox]

“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

(Source)

[celestial-spades]

This is the wholesome shit I’m here for

[delyluh]

guys remember when BTR and patchy the pirate from spongebob had a crossover

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[nycs]

if you (Anne Hathaway) were ever single and you (Anne Hathaway) happened to be looking for someone to kiss you (Anne Hathaway) just know that I am always down to love you (Anne Hathaway) and cherish you (Anne Hathaway) unconditionally

[memesandlaughs]

[veryfunnymemes]

[memesonthehour]

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