Aiden17

Dan. He/him. Nerd shit. Seriously. Just a never-ending stream of nerd shit and cute animals.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

waldemar kazak

[angstytwat]

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

bitch ex wife. cant believe she took my orb

[stagmage]

[chaser]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[civ5crab]

[derovalfnolem]

awesome

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

[powerburial]

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

[pizzafelony]

nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

[asynca]

[murielsweating]

I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.

[kindnotestoself]

[The best New Years resolution I ever made was to start devouring all my nicest things, and save no small pleasure for an unspecified future. Now I burn the good candles, wear the expensive perfume at home, scribble imperfectly in pretty notebooks. You can’t pin joy like a moth.]

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[teethburger]

Character dynamic: just two fucking freaks that are somehow exactly on the same page because of their weirdness. the things they do to each other are insane but they’re both perfectly happy and it’s all consensual. Are they friends? Dating? In a weird mutual parasocial attachment to each other? Who’s to say?

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So weird that there's a biblical angel who looks just like a water cooler

[knitmeapony]

[versegm]

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if I ever visit Europe I’d be torn between a.) taking the opportunity not to have to smile at people and b.) unleashing the dreaded American Smile upon the populace to give them something to complain about

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

gonna walk through the streets of Eastern Europe in a Stetson and silver cowboy boots grinning at people like a hostile chimpanzee and greeting them with “howdy!”

[wannabe-all]

Do you want to get assaulted or trying to make an old lady invite you to her home to find out what's wrong with you and then gossip about it with her friends?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yes? obviously?

[wannabe-all]

You are on the right path to accomplish both of those missions but keep yourself safe and don't do anything too crazy. Some people aren't going to receive you well, especially because you are American

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if I am slain for my unsettling rictus cowboy swagger it will be an honorable death

[heavenlyhorses]

hate to break this to yall but in Grosseto, Italy we already have a guy in a stetson hat and spurs saying howdy and he's not even american

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

we will have a summer wedding

[toastbutteregg]

[pissvortex]

thanks man