Crab (Luxury Resource)

[hmshistoricallyinaccurate]

'Mummy loves you, Daddy loves you, and the combined fleet of the enemy is sailing out of Cadiz'

[soup-mother]

Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something

[soup-mother]

Our beautiful Christian SON Jack Optimus Voldemort Stark is convinced he's a tranny hooker drag queen who'd rather be called Molly, so we're going to force him to work in a coal mine in Queensland for five years in order to man up. One like = one prayer for our christian family 🙏

[civ5crab]

In this house we support Queensland coal mining

[soundoftheirwings]

Hey! Did you hear that Lucky Jack Aubrey is looking for more hands to man his new ship?!

(recreated from Post Captain chapter 7)

[reallivewire]

Reblog to throw a loaf of bread at your mutuals

[captainaubreysbicorne]

aubreyyyyyyyyyy

[civ5crab]

Still not over how Jack cucked admiral Harte and then his protégé (Babbington) ruined Harte's political prospects by fucking his daughter

[ltwilliammowett]

1st Lieutenant Thomas Pullings

[civ5crab]

We need more pullings appreciation

[ltwilliammowett]

1st Lieutenant Thomas Pullings

[wandererseas]

Master and Commander comfort movie pov

[depsidase]

[civ5crab]

I had the webkinz

[alohomorablue]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

[jilf]

İ love silly cars

[jilf]

currently obsessed with citicars

[lorimere]

adding to the list is gurgel cars from brazil

[civ5crab]

Just started reading Fortune of War and now I’m watching team USA get stomped by Sweden in the World Juniors going "yeah that’s what you get for sinking the Guerriere and the Java "

[civ5crab]

Thank the lord for CheezIts

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[vis4victory]

[loveridden1999]

[civ5crab]

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Important updates!

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

GUESS WHO TURNED 16 TODAY!!

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Best update of all time just landed

[mythic-menagerie]

I wasn't wondering but I'm glad they've shown me