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Hi I'm aiden! I mostly reblog things but I might post some things related to anything listed below!

My cats,Ark,gorillaz,dead by daylight,dying light 2,stardew valley,bugs and anything related to spiders and chainsaw man

I'm a minor (do not wish to disclose my age at this time)

I also make a lot of typos so please point them out politely so that I may correct them

Thats about it! Feel free to ask me anything relating to my cats or anything listed in my likes!

catchymemes

legendpaw12

same vibe

comikbook

this made me laugh so hard i started crying

segamascott

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian