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I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…
b e a d l i z a r d
B…
B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
op has given me the best gift possible
ive been making them for four days
Am… am I back in the 90’s?
Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!
AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent)
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
What’s next, after a black Ariel? A black Cinderella?!
A black Fairy Godmother?!
A black Glinda the Good Witch?!
A black Belle from Beauty and the Beast?!
A black Juliet?!
A black vampire?!
A black Roxie Hart?!
A black pair of Voodoo bokors?!
A black witch?!
A black Joan of Arc?!
A black pirate queen?!
A black Adam and Eve?!
A black superhero?!
A black doctor?!
A black professor?!
A black cop?!
A black BLACK PERSON?!?!?!! Potentially?!?! Is it possible!?!
Don’t forget Anna and Kristoff in Frozen on Broadway
(Aisha Jackson and Jelani Alladin)
Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw
cowboy + ninja = yee hee (cownin)
cowboy + ninja = haw yaw (boyja)
ninja + cowboy = hee yee (nincow)
ninja + cowboy = yaw haw (jaboy)
you are actually evil, tati
Tag yourself I’m boyboy
Michael Jackson is ninnin
yaw haw demons it’s me ja boy
they always say yee haw but never ask haw yee 😔
Actual mad lad
#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage
#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard
SLPT: Ignore red ligbts by shifting your perspective
who wants this stock photo I found that’s extremely good but I can’t think of a good enough meme to put on it
German movie villains: “I kän schpeak äbaut quantuum phüysics for hours and I räd Schäkspeare in Eenglüsch but I don’t underschtänd the bäsick rrrules off its pronounciaschion.”
German movie villains: *continue to pronounce every German word with an English accent*
German movie villains: Nice to meet you, Fräulein Englishname :)
German movie villains: *don’t know the basics of German pronunciation*
Viewers that don’t know German: “yes, this is exactly what Germans sounds like”
#don’t get me started on russian#in one movie extras spoke polish instead of russian#and filmmakers thought it ok
Disappointed but not surprised.
new solution: have all your villains played by danes, and don’t identify their origins beyond “european”
you’re just going to work Mads Mikkelsen to death like that? :(
Officer Brady is getting tired of this sh*t.
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus
Even Bigger Mood