I Never Went To Oovoo Javer

Just guys being dudes.

[pookieshane]

favorite hollanov kisses 12/??

[throathole]

“Okay mr fart” and “yeah for a poop car” exist in the same realm in my mind

[disgustinggf]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Wendy Williams's wikipedia page is so fucking funny, its just a list of shit like this. What the fuck is her goddamn problem

[cheddar-baby]

losing my mind at the information that Taylor Swifts parents bought her bi-monthly flights to Nashville for years as a teen so she could go learn directly from big country musicians. Eventually with them moving their entire family over to Nashville where Taylor failed to get onto a record label so her dad bought a 3% ($300,000) stake in Big Machine Records immediately getting them to bring Taylor onto the label. Queen of failing upwards. Queen of industry plants.

[kaijuno]

[durbikins]

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[cowboybaedling]

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

[triforce-princess]

[toothpaste-machine]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[joshpeck]

i think about this photo every day

[user03192269]

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[bwitiye]

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

[countess-nadine]

M3gan as a Bratz doll [X]