AIMwithCarl

AIM logs with Carl. He is on the internet too much.

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Carl on Vampires

Carl: i wish to see vampires stripped from the horror genre

Carl: to continue to produce vampire media would be like fucking the already cum drenched ashes of a hooker who burned alive when the friction from the thousands of dicks in her caused a fire.

Carl: add that to aim with carl. i want the world to know

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Carl on America

Carl: i remember in highschool my spanish teacher got mad at me because when she said that "mexican food" in the USA is actualy nothing like mexico's cultrualy unique foods, i said "because we improved it"

Carl: and we did. cheapening and monotizing forigin culture is delicouse

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Carl on Higher Learning

Carl: for some reason im reasarching remote cabin properties in PA, pengulum based pulse generators, and writers tips.

Carl: ive forgoten why im reasearching the first two, but feel the need to continue

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Carl on Fever Ray

Geoff: how does fever ray procreate do you think

Geoff: or has she impregnated all of us in a similar fashion that the male seahorse is impregnated

Geoff: through our ears

Carl: to those weak of will and fragile of mind her music plants a seed within their subconscious which grows over time, some times a number of months, other times decades. This seed, like a parasite of the mind, feeds on the hopes and passion of the host, draining from them their every joy and ambition further weakening their will for the day when the creature born of thought is ready to emerge into its active state. during this stage the host will experience symptoms which are not dissimilar for schizophrenia, and physiological changes will begin to take shape in the hosts anatomy. When this process reaches completion, the now insane withered husk of the host will be compelled to seek a cool damp place, where they will die and a thick cartilage like growth will emerge from their chest. This growth will swell with eymbiotic fluid, eventually bursting and releasing a young fever ray into the world.

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Carl on Fighting Centipedes

Geoff: fight them

Carl: i would, but they are small and hide. these beasts know not honnor.

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Carl on the Origin of Centipedes

Carl: fucking centipedes

Carl: where do they keep coming from

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Carl on Cookie Monster binge drinking

Geoff: how many shots do you think cookie monster can take

Carl: i think he can take endless shots, but becomes increasingly flamable as he drinks

Carl: so he has to be very careful

Carl: but he can drink limitless beer and wine without worry as its not flamable

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i respond to that with more musical genious or equal or greater calliber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-wAfvIF3s

Carl on Burial's Untrue

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the NEW and IMPROVED 4 eliments of nature Fire, Liquor, Meat and Bear

Carl on nature

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Carl on macaroni and cheese

Geoff: i fucked up my easy mac carl

Geoff: i can't even do easy mac

Carl: i didnt read "up" and was about to repsond "yeah, I've always been tempted too. but i cant risk fucking it up"

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i really need to do some clean up on my sexy and creepy image folders their contents overlap too much i should probobly make another folder titled "why romantic relationships are complicated"

Carl on image folders

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sometimes when i see a chicken or turky, im tempted to stick my hands in its anus and rip it open, stripping the front of its ribcage away leaving it open. a cooked bird i mean. i dont feel that way with a live bird. as much

Carl on birds

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my arteries burn with lust for cheesey splender

Carl on burgers

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Carl on Horse Dick Impalement

i dont want to use tor or p2p to get my horse dick impalement.