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The 1975 - ‘Girls’ Tour Video (x)

#the 1975

I'm just wondering, dear, what have I ever done to you that you hate me this much? Sorry for saying anything offensive towards you if I ever said anything like that. Every single thing I write seems stupid to you, sorry I didn't do my homework on the whole Marquez moving thing, I apologise again. You don't have to get so offensive. You might be older, wiser than me, I get that. But does that mean I'm just some ignorant dumb-ass you can treat like shit?

1.) Attempted condescension does not work in your favour, dear.2.) I don’t hate you, I’m extremely amused, especially at how inconceivable it is to you that people should criticize you when you make ignorant comments and then instead of a simple “whoops I didn’t think about that”, you just keep digging that hole for yourself. 3.) “Every single thing I write seems stupid to you” - just the ones that are a combination of ignorance+obnoxiousness. 4.) “You don’t have to get so offensive. ” Again, I have a seriously nifty graph for this. Took time and effort to make, and everything. 5.) “But does that mean I’m just some ignorant dumb-ass you can treat like shit?” So someone not agreeing with your notions, and especially your vapid responses in defense of said notions = you’re being treated like shit? +1.) And yet every time you pop up on my dash, it’s you attempting to patronize people -and not just anyone, but people like lyra-rose, mototwinkclub and 994527- who dare disagree with you (and even attempted to point out their opinions gently). Let’s not get into the little ‘let me tell you how girls work’ debaucle that caused you to go into a fit of how you’re the one being victimized, and caused you to abandon “opinions on riders” for all of what, 3 days? And now I’m the one victimizing you, when you’re the one who - apart from sending anons (not just today, we’re not stupid), decided to comment on my reblog of a post. Why bother? I don’t follow you, I don’t give a fuck what you talk about unless you make it show up on my dash (or send me anons). So here’s your answer, dear.

silver-glasses-adrian

Please, explain how I patronize people.

And this was the first anon I ever sent to you. If you thought you’re so smart and “figured out” who it was, well, it sure wasn’t me. Sorry.

If you’d only disagree with me, you’d still be at least respectful. But I guess that’s beyond your abilities.

You didn’t answer my main question: what have I done to you?

fabioxdanny

I don’t mean to butt in or sound horrible but you have tried to belittle people at times. Especially when you think you know better than them or that your opinion is the only one people should accept.

chocochilli88

You two, @jlorenzo99 and @myrelinne, I absolutely adore you for your statements!

aint-no-sunshine

And I second that. Sorry Kaya, but it's only your fault that people have enough of you.

zero1infinity

smoke-thc-drop-lsd

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

magipoof-blog

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

I’m being serious, I know I wouldn’t. :P

They’re honestly not even that good looking. Sorry.

lyra-rose

#that’s the truth

The actual truth is no-one knows because you can’t fall in love with someone that you don’t know.

You can fall in love with person to you create in your…

mototwinkclub-deactivated201911

Are you 12? Who falls in love with people only based on their looks? Get a fucking grip.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Looks are usually the first thing you get, now don’t say that’s not true.

lyra-rose

That’s not the same as falling in love. You don’t fall in love with someone the first time you look at them and you don’t fall in love with them because they are good looking.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Well I have a little example here about how girls minds work. I had this classmate that kept talking about how handsome Marc is and how she wants to marry him. She was all over him, seriously.

I then wanted to look at his pictures with her and I showed her a picture (it was not like one of those from magazines or something like that) and she was like: “Who the fuck is this ugly guy?”

Well… Yeah. And I think you know I meant who you’d fancy not fall in love with.

lyra-rose

So one girl is stupid about something and that’s an example of everyone? Anyone who is stupid enough to discount someone instantly on looks is deserving of what they miss out on.

And you used the word love so I replied to what you actually said :-/

mototwinkclub-deactivated201911

Who the fuck wants to marry someone they don’t know? Who the fuck wants to marry famous people? I mean, over the age of about 13. You’re fucking delusional. Are you the same girl who thinks that Moto GP riders check her out? Jesus.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Did I say I want to marry him? Learn to read. Oh, by the way, did you know the riders are just normal guys and checks girls out? :O Isn’t that just… wow… oh my god… they go to the toilet, too!

mototwinkclub-deactivated201911

You said your friend wanted to marry Marc. It’s written right up there. That’s what I was referring to. And there are any number of impossibly hot women to check out in the paddock. Why the fuck would they be looking at you? 😂

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Hmm look. Let’s just take Lucy for an example. Is she a half naked hot chick? Oh wait. She isn’t. Yet she is married to Cal. Do you know that men’s taste isn’t like that? That they really don’t like all those umbrella girls? I know some do but… And I don’t think I look that bad, sorry. I don’t think I’m the prettiest but I sure know I’m not ugly. Maybe they didn’t look at my ass or stuff like that but the guy behind Aleix Espargaro wanted a kiss from me as well (I have it on video) and well… Alex Marquez wasn’t all that shy around me either.

chocochilli88

Well, Cal has known Lucy earlier. He didn’t meet her at the paddock and fall in love with her - this is only Stoner and Adriana story. Plus, she’s a grown-up woman, not a teenager. Sorry, Kaya, you might be quite pretty, but there are a lot of prettier girls or even teenagers like you. You, telling us that the rider was checking you out, are the same as fangirls who are insisting that the singer was looking at them during the concert.

Almost all of them are adults and believe me, guys over 20 y.o. won’t be looking at 15 years old! You’re just a kid to them and if they were all smiley or flirty towards you, that only means that they were cheeky and cheerful and they knew you’d be head over heels for it!

I can believe that the mechanic or members of the crews were trying to pick you up, cause this is the way they are. Yet Alex Marquez has never been shy, not only around you. So stop creating your own explanations and philosophy around the simple things, cause in the end, it’ll be you who suffers from disappointment.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Since when is it weird if an 18 yearold likes a 17 yearold? Oh what’s that? I’m 17? Oh yeah. Alex is only a year older oh my gosh! Too bad you weren’t there to see what happened but… I know he kisses girl’s cheeks probably all the time I’ve seen videos and pics. We had a little incident an awkward lip to lip kiss and if you think it’s wrong for a teenager to kiss another teenager, you have some problems in your head. Look I don’t care what you think that happened because I know what happened. Sorry because it didn’t happen to you and other fangirls and you now have to bitch about it (I mean all of the haters). Now go live your real life and leave me to my silly little dreams if you’re so bothered by them.

chocochilli88

That’s why I wrote that ‘almost all the rider’, cause I knew you would just reply to the unrelated parts (sometimes I wonder whether you can read….). It’s nothing weird when 18 y.o. guy likes girl who is just one year younger. And oh alright, you’re 17 years old. Hooray! And I didn’t even mention your kiss, accidental or not, and I’ve never said that kissing teenagers are wrong… see, this is what I told about creating theories from the things none ever said. I just told you that Alex Marquez isn’t shy guy.

And let me tell you something, kid. I’m much older than you (and Alex Marquez), so maybe it’s hard for you to understand, but I do not secretly dream about him and do not want to kiss him or so on and really, I do not envy you at any part of your life.

aint-no-sunshine

KAYA CARDUS/LORENZO/MARQUEZ/whoever-she-loves-now. A girl who will ALWAYS try to mention her ‘kiss’ with Marquez, even if you talk about dog’s poo and then tell you you’re just a jealous bitch, because in her opinion it’s humiliating for you.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Awh you offended me :(

Awh.

Black Buckles Boots

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

I’m being serious, I know I wouldn’t. :P

They’re honestly not even that good looking. Sorry.

lyra-rose

#that’s the truth

The actual truth is no-one knows because you can’t fall in love with someone that you don’t know.

You can fall in love with person to you create in your…

mototwinkclub-deactivated201911

Are you 12? Who falls in love with people only based on their looks? Get a fucking grip.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Looks are usually the first thing you get, now don’t say that’s not true.

lyra-rose

That’s not the same as falling in love. You don’t fall in love with someone the first time you look at them and you don’t fall in love with them because they are good looking.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Well I have a little example here about how girls minds work. I had this classmate that kept talking about how handsome Marc is and how she wants to marry him. She was all over him, seriously.

I then wanted to look at his pictures with her and I showed her a picture (it was not like one of those from magazines or something like that) and she was like: “Who the fuck is this ugly guy?”

Well… Yeah. And I think you know I meant who you’d fancy not fall in love with.

lyra-rose

So one girl is stupid about something and that’s an example of everyone? Anyone who is stupid enough to discount someone instantly on looks is deserving of what they miss out on.

And you used the word love so I replied to what you actually said :-/

mototwinkclub-deactivated201911

Who the fuck wants to marry someone they don’t know? Who the fuck wants to marry famous people? I mean, over the age of about 13. You’re fucking delusional. Are you the same girl who thinks that Moto GP riders check her out? Jesus.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Did I say I want to marry him? Learn to read. Oh, by the way, did you know the riders are just normal guys and checks girls out? :O Isn’t that just… wow… oh my god… they go to the toilet, too!

mototwinkclub-deactivated201911

You said your friend wanted to marry Marc. It’s written right up there. That’s what I was referring to. And there are any number of impossibly hot women to check out in the paddock. Why the fuck would they be looking at you? 😂

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Hmm look. Let’s just take Lucy for an example. Is she a half naked hot chick? Oh wait. She isn’t. Yet she is married to Cal. Do you know that men’s taste isn’t like that? That they really don’t like all those umbrella girls? I know some do but… And I don’t think I look that bad, sorry. I don’t think I’m the prettiest but I sure know I’m not ugly. Maybe they didn’t look at my ass or stuff like that but the guy behind Aleix Espargaro wanted a kiss from me as well (I have it on video) and well… Alex Marquez wasn’t all that shy around me either.

chocochilli88

Well, Cal has known Lucy earlier. He didn’t meet her at the paddock and fall in love with her - this is only Stoner and Adriana story. Plus, she’s a grown-up woman, not a teenager. Sorry, Kaya, you might be quite pretty, but there are a lot of prettier girls or even teenagers like you. You, telling us that the rider was checking you out, are the same as fangirls who are insisting that the singer was looking at them during the concert.

Almost all of them are adults and believe me, guys over 20 y.o. won’t be looking at 15 years old! You’re just a kid to them and if they were all smiley or flirty towards you, that only means that they were cheeky and cheerful and they knew you’d be head over heels for it!

I can believe that the mechanic or members of the crews were trying to pick you up, cause this is the way they are. Yet Alex Marquez has never been shy, not only around you. So stop creating your own explanations and philosophy around the simple things, cause in the end, it’ll be you who suffers from disappointment.

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

Since when is it weird if an 18 yearold likes a 17 yearold? Oh what’s that? I’m 17? Oh yeah. Alex is only a year older oh my gosh! Too bad you weren’t there to see what happened but… I know he kisses girl’s cheeks probably all the time I’ve seen videos and pics. We had a little incident an awkward lip to lip kiss and if you think it’s wrong for a teenager to kiss another teenager, you have some problems in your head. Look I don’t care what you think that happened because I know what happened. Sorry because it didn’t happen to you and other fangirls and you now have to bitch about it (I mean all of the haters). Now go live your real life and leave me to my silly little dreams if you’re so bothered by them.

chocochilli88

That’s why I wrote that ‘almost all the rider’, cause I knew you would just reply to the unrelated parts (sometimes I wonder whether you can read….). It’s nothing weird when 18 y.o. guy likes girl who is just one year younger. And oh alright, you’re 17 years old. Hooray! And I didn’t even mention your kiss, accidental or not, and I’ve never said that kissing teenagers are wrong… see, this is what I told about creating theories from the things none ever said. I just told you that Alex Marquez isn’t shy guy.

And let me tell you something, kid. I’m much older than you (and Alex Marquez), so maybe it’s hard for you to understand, but I do not secretly dream about him and do not want to kiss him or so on and really, I do not envy you at any part of your life.

aint-no-sunshine

KAYA CARDUS/LORENZO/MARQUEZ/whoever-she-loves-now. A girl who will ALWAYS try to mention her 'kiss' with Marquez, even if you talk about dog's poo and then tell you you're just a jealous bitch, because in her opinion it's humiliating for you.

yourdestinyday-deactivated20190

colormesillysomemore

#the simpsons

pensatesenonciavessiprovato

So, yeah, this is probably the worst selfie ever, but we actually do love each other so who cares. This lil shit slayed me this year, by showing the whole world that he is not just Marc’s brother, but he is a champion, a fighter, not afraid to work hard in order to achieve his dreams. He made me laugh and cry, he made me want to crush my tv screen, he managed to keep me up all night even thought I was hungover and he taught me that if you really want something you have to use all your strength and your abilities to get it because it won’t just appear on your doorstep. I’m so happy to have him in my life guys, words are not even enough to explain how proud I am.

I think I’ve never been so emotional before lmao send me pizza pls

yummy-marcipanko-deactivated201

So yeah, this is probably the worst selfie (not so much a selfie). Look at his smile. That his is real smile. The smile right after we did it. He was truly happy when he met me and ever since then, I made him happy every single day. This lil shit did everything to me this year, by showing me every inch of his body, because he is a man, a man with a big one - you should have seen the bazooka on that one, not afraid to show me he can do anything. He made me moan and cry, he managed to keep me up all night even though I was way too tired.

I’m so happy to have him in my life guys, words are not even enough to explain how proud I am.

I think I’ve never been so fucked in my life.

aint-no-sunshine

People actually love to prove how fucked up they are to others. Fascinating.

grotesque-inc

ok I did it… don’t have volleyball themed blog (yeah… like that’s what I need) so I’ll just put it here.. part of Polish National Team + mr. Antiga + Włodi ( because why not?) meh… probably there won’t be any nude/half nude photoshoots with them so…enjoy my poor attempt.

If you want to use it/ share it… don’t forget to credit me or I will find you.