i am an unspeakable of the oscar wild sort

go look at my art @mothsartart please and thank you

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[botanyshitposts]

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[ozempicofficial]

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[heatedrivalrysource]

16 Canadian Screen Awards. Including Best Drama Series.

What started as a story about rivalry, passion, identity, and love became something far greater than we ever imagined. To our extraordinary cast, crew, writers, director, producers, and every single person who poured their heart into this series, this honour belongs to all of you. We are incredibly proud to have this work recognized by @thecdnacademy and celebrated alongside the very best in Canadian storytelling.

And to the fans who’ve been with us since puck drop — thank you for believing in Heated Rivalry every step of the way.

🏆 Wins include:

Best Drama Series Jacob Tierney, Brendan Brady

Best Direction, Drama Series Jacob Tierney

Best Writing Drama Series Jacob Tierney

Best Photography, Drama Jackson Parrell

Best Picture Editing, Drama Véronique Barbe

Best Sound, Fiction Vincent Riendeau, Martin Messier, Joe Scandella, Natalie Fleurant, Simon Meilleur, Eric Med Lagacé, Peter Lopata, Valéry Dufort-Boucher

Best Production Design or Art Direction, Fiction Aidan Leroux, Alder Dunlap, James McCrindle

Best Costume Design Hanna Puley

Best Visual Effects Simon Devault, Philippe Massonnat, Christophe Trepanier, Felix Arsenault

Best Original Music, Drama Rookies - Peter Peter

Best Original Music – Original Song Olympians - “It’s You” — Peter Peter

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series Hudson Williams

Best Supporting Performer, Drama Series Sophie Nélisse

Best Guest Performance, Drama Series Nadine Bhabha

Best Achievement in Casting, Fiction Jenny Lewis, Sara Kay

2026 Cogeco Fund Audience Choice Award

[autistichollander]

i think im being put down tomorrow?????

[kaijuerotica]

noooo absolutely not. anyway get in the car we got mcdonalds and are going to see the ocean

[mothsartart]

turns out not wearing that A comes with perks

[sozvezdiyay]

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

[squishysphealgirl]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[thisfeebleheart]

i don't think i'll ever get over the look on Ilya's face after Shane says he loves him too

[kaymcgivemeacall]

what running this blog feels like joke creds @stayanotherseason

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

[roadrunnerposting]

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

[kadekuro]