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Alex (she/her) Your awkward neighborhood aroace who struggles with writing slash fics Currently obsessed with Star Wars villains

[machineorcs]

If I were a sith and I got murdered by my apprentice I would be so embarrassed. I think the only thing more embarrassing than getting murdered by your apprentice would be if your sith master (who is 20 years YOUNGER than you. Embarrassing on its own.) didn't even bother to murder you himself but instead got his boytoy that you kind of look down on to do it for him.

[airakale]

Oh it gets even more embarrassing. Imagine your Sith master assigned you a task to test a non Force-user ally’s loyalty by trying to recruit him to the CIS cause. After he passed the test you promised you’d try your best to spare his homeworld from the worst cuz you guys would end up under the same roof.

Turned out you were the only guy your master wanted to kick out of said roof 🤣

[airakale]

“Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director,” the voice from the abyss said.

“Then why waste time with strafing runs? Relay my request that she use her turbolasers to bring the entire cliff down on them.” Tarkin grinned faintly. “Though we could say that the smugglers brought it down on themselves.”

OMG these guys were so obnoxious with their dad jokes 🤦🏼‍♀️ no wonder they loved each other.

[airakale]

“He’s got this shell, you know. This icy exterior. He has to, everything’s riding on him. But with me, he can drop it, and just be himself. We talk about the silliest stuff, G7. Afterward. During, sometimes. He says I’m the only one who can make him laugh. It’s…sweet.”

Ok now I get it. You’d think Tarkin loved TK-421 cuz he’s so beautiful. Nah the truth is Tarkin fell for him cuz for some reason TK-421 genuinely thought his dad jokes were really funny 🤣

[airakale]

Amedda made a fatigued sound. “Please be quick about it, Governor. I have much to attend to.”

Like licking the Emperor’s boots clean with your forked tongue, Tarkin thought as he negotiated the stairs leading to the nearest duty station[…].

Amedda took a long moment to reply. “We concede your point about the importance of an enduring occupation, and will dispense what we can afford.”

“Be quick about it, Vizier,” Tarkin said. “I have much to attend to.”

Lmao Tarkin you petty, petty lil bitch 💅🏻

[airakale]

“Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director,” the voice from the abyss said.

“Then why waste time with strafing runs? Relay my request that she use her turbolasers to bring the entire cliff down on them.” Tarkin grinned faintly. “Though we could say that the smugglers brought it down on themselves.”

OMG these guys were so obnoxious with their dad jokes 🤦🏼‍♀️ no wonder they loved each other.

[airakale]

Krennic stepped as close as he dared to Wilhuff Tarkin and snapped, “We are standing here amid my achievement—not yours!” He forced his voice into a hiss. “My people are loyal. And my people are the only ones capable of operating this station.”

I laughed out so loud thinking soon Krennic would be shot by “HIS people” head-on with the Death Star laser 🤣🤣🤣

[airakale]

I reread “bump”. Didn’t know how I missed it on my first read but now I have serious questions:

WTF was a Moff doing outside of a hygiene chamber when the Death Star was on full alert? Didn’t he have better places to go?

And HTF did a Moff know a random trooper’s designation when said trooper was on his way to the shower and was in nothing but a towel???

[airakale]

So no one batted an eye when a Moff was seen personally escorting a trooper to the Command to be transferred out of the Death Star after said trooper made blunders after blunders (while being surprisingly nice and patient with him).

Meanwhile, Tarkin to TK-421: it would raise eyebrows if I transfer you to Coruscant.

Also Tarkin: but it’s not suspicious at all if I just randomly transfer a maintenance trooper to guard duty and upgrade said guard’s security clearance to the second highest level.

[airakale]

I reread “bump”. Didn’t know how I missed it on my first read but now I have serious questions:

WTF was a Moff doing outside of a hygiene chamber when the Death Star was on full alert? Didn’t he have better places to go?

And HTF did a Moff know a random trooper’s designation when said trooper was on his way to the shower and was in nothing but a towel???

[fiona-laufeyson]

Heart Made Of Stone

[airakale]

“He had been accused by lovers and others of being heartless, but it wasn’t true; it was simply that his heart was here, in this pristine part of his homeworld.”

[beyond0806]

I was forgot to post in here.

[patart-illustrations-stuff]

Painting Peter Cushing as Moff Tarkin, watercolors, inks and pencils

[stealingpotatoes]

I have espied new Larry the Cat memes online! It’s an opportunity to make a Larry the Lothcat version if you so desire of one about him outlasting yet another prime-minister/senator of a fittingly chosen Star Wars planet.

Also your previous reply to my inbox is very sweet, pass on my regards to your brother/household for being brilliantly funny in appreciating the excellence of Larry!

LMAO yes let's project our clown car of a government onto lothal it's the only way to cope

[papsiguesss]

A silly doodle I made of Yarnkin and Creechie for a friend 🤭

[airakale]

Lmao IYKYK 😉

[papsiguesss]

A while back I had asked for you guys to send my darling little Yarn Lads some fanmail, and I finally finished working on the video of the lads reacting to your messages! It's definitely clunky, I've never done a project like this before, so it was very much an experiment the whole way through (just like Vic would have wanted >:3) . Thank you to everyone who sent in a message and enjoy!

[airakale]

You go Yarnkin 🤩 subjugate that Galaxy with your Yarn Stars and your gay love 🏳️‍🌈

[galacticcountdown]

TK-421 sees a clear shot past the 323 days to May 4. What could go wrong?

[charlesmonroe1114]

[spindiff]

Poor Krennic

[lothal-imperials]