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Glad to have you all here ! Please realize I am a sideblog and cannot follow back, though ! Instead follow me at @numinousdread where you can request an RP !
brushbun / so cold my king ??
junshang / other landlord
STARES AT SHANG QINGHUA. do mobei jun and shang shishu have a complaint to share with this lord ?
he just looks at him. then sticks his airpods back in his ears. qinghua can handle this.
um . uh. ... ehe .... you see, your imperial majesty - everything is just fine . dandy even !!
brushbun / GOLDEN THIGHS
and then he said --- he said -- HE SAID -- -hhhh --- !!
hualng / THROWING ME UUNDER THE BUS ??? NO YOU FIRST -
ah junshang, it seems mobei jun’s little plaything is implying your empire would fall without him …… how insolent. perhaps being wed to mobei jun has emboldened him.
... !! ZHANGMENG-SHIXIONG ! LIU-SHIDI ! THE DEMONS HAVE INVADED THE PEAK AGAIN !!! nevermind that I gave them the key !
junshang / NOW MY SON TOO ??
HUH, this lord was unaware shang shishu worked at all.
m-my lord , who did you think was keeping track of the war taxes in the demon realm ....
feiyuie / bro, relax
numinousdread / landlord
❝ 𝐍𝐎𝐖, no need to fight everyone ….. are we not peak lords ? ❞
“ let them fight. it’s not like they’re actively embarrassing the sect in front of the cultivation world. ”
❝ HEY ! I resent that .... ❞
shenzuns / WHY ARE YOU STILL HIRED ??
maybe if you were better at your job, you slacker —
Weren’t you the one who hired ME to make YOU a plant body to fuck off to for years --
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, "I can make him
HEY ??? ALL I DO IS WORK HERE ???
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@numinousdread asked: 💙 for whomever ! ( accidental? not rlly tbh )
QINGHUA IS THE MOST CHAOTIC MAN HE’S EVER SEEN. Watching him work between breaks to drink down luke warm tea. Chewing on the end of his brush, picking at whatever snack it was he had that day. It was infuriating, in ways he couldn’t really put into words yet. Especially since he insisted they work closer together. Somewhere mobei jun could see him more frequently, enjoy the little buzz he brought into his life. Like something warm without any actual heat.
He’d been listening to qinghua’s chatter a while now, as he went over numbers. The details slipping his mind as he eyes the half empty cup. Watching him pause in the explanation to take another gulp of it’s contents. — Before he overthinks it, mobei jun takes the cup as soon as it’s set down. And takes a sip of it himself. It’s tepid, not hot, not cold. And a part of him deep down preens at the sudden, sharp silence between them. He knows precisely what he’s done. and gives qinghua a self satisfied glance. Before setting the cup down again, and gesturing for him to continue what he’d been saying.
uh kiss prompt / accepting
shenzuns / I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
your brilliant what huh ? you mean your burdensome TINY universe that I’M FIXING ??!! i can’t hear you over how small it is. we still haven’t had that castration arc, maybe i’ll fix that too, wouldn’t that be fun bro ?
castration arc hasn’t happened, huh ? that’s what you think. better watch out, you already know i’ve got extensive drafts, cucumber bro. you’re lying through your teeth while closing your eyes every night thinking about the vastness of everything i gave you. Ha !
shenzuns / CUCUMBER BRO.
nevermind i hate you. die.
It’s okay to admit you’ve been thoroughly wooed by my brilliant , huge universe and my brilliant, huge ...
Mbj: how’s your head?
Sqh, who just had a concussion: no complaints yet haha!
Mbj:
get yourself a man who crumples like a soggy piece of paper
just folds over and sobs
paper mache type guy
"My king, ah, my king. This is the will of the Heavens— you cannot fail while God whispers in your ears."
brushbun / DA WANG.
HE WATCHES QINGHUA WITH VERY LITTLE EXPRESSION. Watches as he flounders with his own thoughts, growing flushed and anxious. He’s rambling again, something under his breath about heavenly demons. Cute, he thinks, wondering quietly how soft his cheeks feel. How he’d jump if he reached out to grab his waist. Ridiculous.
❝ Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ................. ❞
𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐐𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐀 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 vaguely constipated as he’s pacing back and forth -- only to turn heel and running head long with .. WITH ... ONE OF THE VERY DEMONS HE CURSED HIMSELF WITH WITNESSING THEIR COLOSSAL CHESTS BREASTING BOOBILY AROUND THE JIANGHU. In fact he doesn’t even meet Mobei Jun’s eyes, his own trained upon the pale strip of straight up chest peeking out of the fur cloak of his king’s robes. He starts to grind his teeth and move his jaw back and forth, puffing a little, PETURBED.
Dear god ?? How had he not noticed this before ? This obscene pattern ?? For his little Bingmei it made sense ... but then that Sha Hualing and now before him ... ! ❝ fuck ❞ he whispers in the faintest tone, directly into a pair of massive ice demon tits.
