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macklin celebrini has autism
hello vonnie
todays bird
Mike Driver
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shark vs the universe
Love Begins
occasionally subtle
if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space šø
RMH
oozey mess
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@whatapunderfullife
āthey never explicitly looked at the camera and said āi am experiencing immense griefā so how was i supposed to know??ā i donāt know what to tell you, man. if a story doesnāt spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.
Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.
The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.
To contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund, you can donate:
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I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.
Like do you really think muscle mass or gender/sex can protect you from CTE?? You think men are naturally more resistant to concussions?? Because idk how else you square this sport being too dangerous for cis women and people afab but perfectly safe for cis men and people amab. Having a testosterone dominant endocrine system isn't gonna do shit in the face of traumatic brain injury. Be serious. This sport should not exist.
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
While the international community speaks of the genocide and ethnic cleansing we are enduring, we are focusing on the details of this urgent crisis moment by moment.
My family and I are surrounded by winter's relentless bombardment. Shrapnel rains down on our heads and inside our tattered tent, leaving us without even the most basic protection. Flying in a torn tent offers no shelter from the bitter cold or the scorching summer heat. Every day we bid farewell to the martyrs of the revolution, witnessing children lose their lives before our very eyes, while we and our children suffer from a profound lack of basic necessities.
We need your help, not to dismantle our tent, but to provide us with the food and medicine we desperately need to survive. I implore you not to abandon us in these circumstances.
Please please continue to support my young friend Ahmed. His family has been displaced many times, they live in a tent in a refugee camp in Gaza, and are subject to terror from attacks that continue under the false āceasefire.ā Ahmed needs food and medicine urgently.
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
Jesus
I bet those two are couple now..
Iām gay
me too
This is such a great story
update from Houston pride 2019! weāre friends
Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!
Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.
If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.
Um. Yikes
i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa
Hua Cheng: Dianxia knows Iām obsessed with him; this is the worst day of my lifeā¦
Xie Lian: San Lang is obsessed with me; this is the best day of my life!
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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I think about this like once a day
Beach time
favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:
Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah WoodāsĀ āoh it hurts, babes, and I canāt ride the horse, babesā and Viggo MortensenāsĀ āthey can be very fragile, elves, especially theā¦Mirkwood strainā¦ā)
Ian McKellen commenting thatĀ āthey never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalfā¦ā
Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just muttersĀ āone could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghanāsā¦proclivitiesā¦ā
Dominic Monaghanās imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast.Ā āYou have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!ā
John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and sayingĀ āif an elf and a dwarf are in a boatā¦andā¦the boat goes underā¦let us say that the blame was not placed on the elfā while Orlando Bloom spluttersĀ āheās a big guy, man!āĀ
Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Woodās scale double) started telling himĀ āif the boat tips overā¦save yourselfā¦I canāt swim.āĀ
Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said,Ā āI cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.āĀ
Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him
I swear Iām laughing so hard I canāt breathe
My fav LotR extra is Peter Jackson and Christopher Lee talking about how Peter was trying to coach Lee to be more vocal during his death scene, and Lee straight up was like, āThatās not the noise people make when they die to a knife in the chest. Itās *this* noise,ā and while heās demonstrating, Peter remembers that Lee was a special forces guy in WWII and back away slowly and lets him do this thing.
