[catchymemes]

[mysharona1987]

[st-just]

[hjartasalt]

I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them

[hjartasalt]

5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!

10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?

Teacher: just… Just do the project please

[lmpressionismus]

8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event

14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first

8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please

[randaness]

[hjartasalt]

Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do

[30-minute-memes]

Made an edit of some libshit

[pettycentral]

[oficialseltzer]

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[kitbulls]

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.

[jenifer-likes-pictures]

Imagine getting pulled over by the cops and just turning to the bees like Sic em gang

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

GOOD

[limewiremother]

good news Sunday

[roboco-san]

cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god

[banditthewriter]

What do you mean that I have to physically write a fic in order for it to be written? This is some bullshit.

[darnwafflessideblog]

Why don’t I just re-imagine it in my head with increasingly more detail as I lie in my bed and stare at the ceiling. Also if I get one detail wrong I have to start from square one

[banditthewriter]

I know I’m the op but #mood

[quietvale]

Every fish that’s available in April! This one is northern hemisphere, working on gathering southern hemisphere data!

[hapax-deactivated20200521]

Bruce Springsteen, Springsteen on Broadway

[catchymemes]

Giza Pyramid from exactly above.

[diceyed-liam]

[impishglee]

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

[impishglee]

Vsco girls wearing crocs and scrunchies have it right. Power to them and their overpriced water bottles. I wish them all the sksksksks

[guerrillatech]

All good options

[rachelmpatterson]

Seriously

[tcn1205]

protective gf