ok yeah i know that this headcanon is niche as hell, but iāve been marathoning Ru Paulās Drag Race for three days and now i canāt stop thinking about Victor and Yuuri as guest judges!!! like can you even imagine.
- First the judge introduction. Yuuri would be the type thatās just super nice and polite andĀ āOh thank you Ru Paul, Iām just so happy to be hereā while Victor would be the one with the witty banter (āWelcome one of the sexiest men on ice, Victor Nikiforov!ā āOh, hello Ru! Is that a skate guard in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? *wink wink*ā Cue that weird fake laughter they all do after someone makes a joke)
- Category is: Figure Skating Fashion Realness. Queens have to base a look off skatersā competition outfits. aka a lot of skin tight mesh and rhinestones all over the place yas gawd.
- The opportunity for figure skating puns during the runway??? Out of control.Ā
One of the girls doesĀ a look based of Victorās Stammi Viccino outfit, Ru: āLooks like she was russian a little to put this look together.āĀ
Michelle quips that one of the girls looks ready to fall on something a little harder than the ice tonight
Yuuri sneaks out a zinger about a Nancy Kerrigan look making him feel a little weak in the knees ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)Ā , and all that can be heard after that is Ross Mathews high-pitched screaming
-Ā Yuuriās just smiling and nodding through most of it, till one of the queens does an homage to his Lohingrin performance and he starts blushing and hides his face in his hands, trying to forget the memory of his ādark pastā. Victor is living for it.
- Everyone thinks since Victor is the more fashion-oriented of the two, that he would be really harsh on all the looks. Instead, heās basically the embodiment of the s9 Aja/Valentina confrontation (āYouāre perfect, youāre beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, youāre a model, did you stone those tights??ā Someone could come out wearing a diaper and he tells them their smile is beautiful, etc.)
- During the critique, one of the girls lands in the bottom for a look based off the Eros costume, and has the gaul to say that she wore it better than Victor or Yuuri ever did. Yuuri chooses this moment to calmly but absolutely snap and lays into this shady bitch (mostly about how good Victor looked in that outfit, forgetting to even really defend himself) while Victor just puts his head in his hands and lovingly watches his fiance rip this poor girl a new asshole.
