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[buzzfeed]

Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

[mammamia-kalokairidrift]

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again

[foxhack]

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.

Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.

And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.

[libertybill]

Britney is the best.

[powerfulwizard]

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

[samuug]

[wortverraterin]

You are like the sun.

You lighten up my day with warmth.

You are endlessly deep.

You are impossible to hold.

I hate our goodbyes, when night rises.

~WortverraterIn

[hideyogirl]

She lowkey checks my tumblr, so when she sees this I hope she knows that lowkey I was thinking of her.

[creatingnikki]

It used to be easier to write. I would not backspace my thoughts and feelings as often as I do now. But after a point everything feels like repetition. Pointless repetition. Hold on though. Isn't that what our existence is? What our suffering is? I suppose so...it is all pointless repetition, after all.

[staraptor]

oh shit its november now, you know what that means?

[ruinedchildhood]

[honeylovesuggestion]

I think an awful lot about us kissing

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

anyone: we should improve society somewhat

veterans: you dont get to complain about anything until youve committed war crimes like i have

[teacup13-deactivated20200319]

sometimes I open my eyes

just to remind myself that

there's a world beyond this

feeling, that we have been

painted gold once before &

though my hands are

homesick for a place they’ve

never known - a place like

you, I never get tired of

pinning my paper heart

to the same wall & I know

you’re over there barely

surviving, but I’ll always be

here grabbing you by the

heart, asking you to

live

@a-collectionofherwords

[ajoakqueen]

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[rosemoofin]

[ajoakqueen]

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[auckie]

[brimstonewitch]

Damn Alexander Shunnarah needs to step up his game

[ajoakqueen]

Me when my gf sad