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tthesongofachilless

butchfagminotaur

this is funny as fucking hell actually

hellish-undeath

this baby is going to grow up to be a nonbinary road worker

butchfagminotaur

naamahdarling

I was gonna say. Pronouns conk/creet.

susiephone

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

teathattast

atomiclace

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

thememedaddy

chroniclesofachemist

IF NOT FOR EAT WHY CAKE?

IF NOT FOR MOUTH WHY HONEYCOMB?

IF NOT FOOD WHY LOOK LIKE FORBIDDEN SNACK?

gigithedolly

anexperimentallife

labelleizzy

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

thefloatingstone

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

gallium-spoon

What is your default 'sick mode' (explanation below)

Delicate Consumptive Victorian

Sick Dog

Sickly Child Emperor

Plague Pit

Warrior General

Other

Voting ended onApr 24, 2025

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

zazzedcoffee

Horsie

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Remaining time: 17045 days 15 hours

hemoanemic

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

lthsm

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

l1lmab3ans

I wanna frame the final results on my wall

b0tster

im not good at like. conveying my feelings succinctly. so ill just say fuck jkr and fuck anyone who supported her despite trans people repeatedly begging them not to

ayeforscotland

Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

ayeforscotland

Context.

what-are-fish

This isn't even a slight exaggeration. JKR has openly given at least £70,000 to For Women Scotland to campaign against trans rights and fund this exact supreme court ruling. x x

Her anti-trans Crisis Centre in Edinburgh has the director of For Women Scotland on the Board of Directors. x

We can presume she's given more (financial) support off the record or in other ways.

Rowling consistently makes passive income on all Harry Potter products. Multiple sources have cited that Rowling earns anywhere between $50 million to a $100 million each year from royalties. Forbes estimated she earned $95 million in 2017 alone. x x x

It is a well-known fact that she earns net profit percentages on all her IP. Every time you buy any HP merch, from anywhere, she gets a cut. Every time you watch one of her films, even streaming or just on the tv, she gets a cut. Every time you visit Universal Studios or Harry Potter World, she gets a cut.

And she uses that money to do this. To strip trans rights at every opportunity.

This is where that Harry Potter money goes.

deadgirlsdrinkingtea

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the-ivy-grows-regardless

GOD DAMNIT!

How dare you call me out like this AS I'm doing it!

eight-freakin-gids

Slay: the Princess

('Are we sure about this?')

Voice of the Opportunist: "It's fiiiine, resource denial is all part of the game! Now, let's replay that Strip Mine."

Voice of the Hero: "How do we win, exactly?"

Opportunist: "We don't need a win condition if our opponent can't play the game."

The Narrator: "(sighs)... you destroy the Princess's Mountain, again."

The Princess: "This is fine... We're having fun..."

Thanks to @bace-jeleren for the comission!

glumshoe

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”