Lima Beans

The ponderings of ligma beans Ly :D Any/All I’m really trying My brain goes too fast (Minor)

[l1lmab3ans]

Hello!

My name is Ly, and I am not 212,320 Lima Beans in a trench coat. I'm probably just gonna post some of my art and whatever stupid stuff pops into my head.

My art for reference:

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[evil-bread-offical]

Don't know why but I love the name Ivan. I dony want it for myself, I just find it cool

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[woman-becomer]

what if a fish could blog

[woman-becomer]

theyd probably post about water

[navy-leader]

Have been trying out new methods of shading and it's actually pretty fun, but it also makes me feel like this

[woman-becomer]

what if a fish could blog

[l1lmab3ans]

More likely than you’d think

[galaxywarp]

[negative-cherryz]

Stratt looking at the recordings Grace made, going throught it, all of them, waiting for the answer to the problem plagging humanity, listening to him rambling, science, science, astrophage, science...

"So! I met an alien."

Oh he's hearing voices. He went mad. Okay. "We are trying to communicate". whatever.

Still going through the recordings, science, science, astrophage, science, I named it Rocky okay, science... he cope by inventing a friend I guess, he still look lucid enough for the mission so, we are still good, aren't we...

And then the alien actually shows up on screen "Hi, I'm Rocky, Rocky from Erid, I am not Rocky from movie no no no"

Her, alongside any person watching this, would be FLOORED XD

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[b0nkcreat]

this is so mean i have tears in my eyes

[b0nkcreat]

do you have something to say to him

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use