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Someone help… I can’t view the spicy Obey me content that gives me life. I’ve done everything tumbler has demanded, but it still won’t let me view your amazing art and stories… help?
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*Levi and Lucifer are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* Levi: oh my god, Lucifer, backwards! Lucifer: Really, Levi? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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MC: What am I supposed to do? Belphie: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in. MC: I’m an atheist. Belphie: Then just get ready to die I guess.
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Beel: That's not funny. Belphie: I thought it was funny. Beel: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Beel: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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Beel, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Belphie: Other side, Beel...
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. MC: I choose to waive that right! MC: *screaming*
some time later
Mammon: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: Mammon: MC, what the actual FUCK?
When their sin takes over, spicy edition
Note: I’m a little sad at how tame the game has gone on our boys sins… so I insist on taking very copious amounts of liberty on my own. I wrote this over a few months, sorry if it’s a bit scattered
Lucifer:
This man, he’s already so proud and in control, but when his sin takes over, you realize that his normal level as sadistic pleasure is a head pat. If you thought he was hard to please before, you’re in trouble. He’ll have you overstimmed and exhausted for hours before he gives you the sweet release of orgasm. And then, only then, when you’re fucked out and barely conscious, he’ll cum on your face.
He’s always liked it rough, and liked BDSM, but this will be next level. I hope you remember your safe word… and that he does too…
Mammon:
Our loveable switch isn’t available at the moment, please leave a message at the tone.
As we’ve already seen, Mammon is NOT himself if he is fully taken over. Who’s in charge is not going to be a question, because he will be taking what’s his over and over again, marking every available part of you. His usual soft touches and words of ‘mine’ will become grabs, scratches, and commands. Tell him you’re his, don’t question it. He’ll have you every possible way also. Even ways the two of you may usually avoid, because claiming and owning you is the only way he exists this way. You will be filled, no wasted attempts on your skin, as he wants to even own you inside as well as out.
Levi:
Yandere mode activated. It isn’t that Levi will hulk out on you. He may even be more adorable than usual, more clingy and loving, but to everyone around you? I hope they catch on quick. Otherwise Lotan will be fed. His jealousy will indeed be next level, and his need for you will also morph into an insatiable need to be with you, inside you, touching you. ‘MC, please, tell me you need me?’ ‘MC, you know I need only your right?’
He isn’t going to take the lead unless you want him to, but he will relish in every single touch you give him, and any refusal will send him into maniacal spirals of self-loathing, and lashing out at the world around him. At that point, even you aren’t safe.
Satan:
While we’re only just getting into Satan’s mind in game, we already know Satan is the owner of a very divided mind.
Logical and intelligent, and fiery wrath. There’s passion in either side however, and where you come into the picture, it’s a deep passion.
He’ll keep you entirely to himself, his wrath easily triggered by anyone who interferes with him. This is basically going to be most easily described as a rut. He wants you, only you… with a maddening passion that consumes him at times.
Like Lucifer, Satan can be sadistic at times, but unlike Lucifer, where control is the main goal, Satan overpowers you.
His calmer, more playful side would let you take charge, but this side? It isn’t up for debate. His bow tie will become a restraint, binding your hands behind your back as he takes you over and over. I doubt in this mindset that Satan would have much variance, or be open to much suggestion, good luck.
Asmo:
Potential yandere part 2, except he will come straight after you.
We saw how Asmo handled his sim the first time. Enslaving anyone he could and openly venomous to anyone who criticized him. I don’t really agree with how this was portrayed in game. Lust was seemingly left out of the equation.
I believe lust would take that enslavement further. No butlers in this scenario, but sex would definitely be on hand. Anyone he desired would be at risk, unless they were more powerful than he is, and aware.
But his charm hasn’t worked on MC before, right?
Beel:
I mean, any amount of fan-written reading would tell you this man would be eating you from dawn till dusk. Edging you with his tongue, only to plunge you into ecstasy over and over again. You will not know whether to beg him to stop or to keep going. When he does enter you, you’ll feel like you’re being consumed fully. That is when he will lose himself, his strong arms will hold you to him as he drives inside you at a pace that scares you, however he won’t let his little snack go that quickly. You’ll be unable to walk properly for quite a while after this.
Although for your sanity, hope that he comes back to himself. ;3
Belphie:
You won’t know if you’re waking or asleep, because no matter which he will be taking you. Not in the hard or loud ways of his brothers, no… Belphie will bury himself in you from behind as he wraps himself around you, agonizingly slow thrusts, his fingers lazily teasing you for hours, slow teasing words whispered into your ear as his tongue teases your neck. In your sleep he’s more proactive, but only just. You didn’t know this level of intimacy or how far over the edge it could take you, but you will.
Mammon: Christmas is around the corner and I know exactly what I want!
MC: Money?
Mammon: FUCK YEA--Wait...Not just that.
Mammon: *pulls out a bow and sticks it on MC's head*
MC: Uh...
Mammon: *picks them up and puts them under the tree*
Mammon: Now be a good human and wait until Christmas so I can finally unwrap ya~.
MC: Mammon, I don't think this is a good ide--
Lucifer: My my my~...Exactly what I hoped to get for Christmas waiting for me under the tree~.
MC: ...Oh no.
Mammon: BACK OFF! MC IS MINE!
Lucifer: Really now? I don't see a tag saying they belong to you.
Mammon: Ah...SHIT! I FORGOT TO--
Asmo: OH~! A CUTE MC GIFTED UP FOR ME?~! OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVERYONE!~ ♡
Mammon: STOP! MC IS MI--
Belphie: Oh. Looks like we're getting MC for christmas, Beel.
Beel: Yeah. Can't wait to unwrap them.
Satan: So is MC gifted to everyone here? There's no set tag to who specifically...Anyway. I call first dibs with them.
Mammon: NO YOU DON'T!
Levi: NO WAY! WHY DO YOU GET MC FIRST?! THEY SHOULD BE WITH ME!
Mammon: FOR THE LAST TIME! MC IS MI--
Solomon: *already walking away with MC in his arms*
MC: Uh...Help?
Mammon: HOLD IT, SOLOMON!
Solomon: Hm?
Asmo: Where are you taking MC?!
Solomon: Well there's no tag on them, so by rules, first to grab them gets dibs on them. Right?
Belphie: ...Wait. Really?
Beel: Oh...
Levi: NOT FAIR!
Lucifer: Tch!
Satan: You have some nerve to--
Asmo: UGH! GOOD JOB, MAMMON! WHILE YOU HAD US DISTRACTED! SOLOMON CLAIMED MC AS HIS!
Mammon: WAIT! I PUT THE BOW ON MC THOUGH! THAT SHOULD COUNT AS SOMETHIN'!
Solomon: Oh, it does. You gifted them up for me nicely. Which I appreciate lots. Thank you, Mammon! Now let's go, MC~!
Mammon: The hell--
*cue Solomon teleporting away with MC while letting out a laugh over his win*
Mammon: SOLOMON! GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!
He would… he absolutely would.
You woke up in the middle of the night. You blinked your eyes open, thinking about rearranging yourself so you could drift back to sleep. And then you noticed the tuft of white hair that was peeking out above the edge of your mattress.
You reached out sleepily, burying your fingers in it.
The head shifted as Mammon looked over at you. It was dark in your room, but you could still see his gold-blue eyes. They seemed somehow dull, as though he wasn’t fully aware of himself.
“Mammon?” you whispered into the quiet. “Are you okay? What are you doing down there?”
Mammon was leaning against the side of your bed, arms around his knees. He shook his head a little, causing your fingers to ruffle through his hair. “Don’t worry about it, MC. Go back to sleep.”
You sighed. Like you could actually do that with him here like this. You sat up. “Don’t do that to me. Tell me what’s going on.”
Mammon didn’t move and he didn’t say anything, only sat there on your floor.
You pulled yourself out of the bed and sat in front of him. You leaned your cheek against one of his knees and looked up into his face. “Talk to me. Please.”
Mammon lifted his head and you were shocked to see the pain in his eyes. “Sorry, MC. Didn’t mean to wake ya.”
“Mammon…”
Mammon leaned his head back against the mattress. “Just had a nightmare, that’s all. Couldn’t go back to sleep, so I came here.”
You could tell you weren’t going to get any more out of him than that. But it didn’t matter. That was enough.
You stood up again and grabbed his hands, pulling him to his feet. He froze as you wrapped your arms around him, pressing him into you. For a moment, you could feel him trembling, but then he melted into your embrace. His arms enclosed you, his forehead resting on your shoulder.
You stayed that way for a long time, unwilling to let him go until he stopped shaking in your arms.
Eventually, you felt his body relax, enough that you felt he might be able to sleep again. You extracted yourself from him gently before tugging him into the bed with you.
Mammon was your guardian demon, the one who was always looking out for you, always by your side. But sometimes the guardian needed protection, too. And you would always be there to comfort him, even if he wasn’t sure how to ask for it.
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Mammon my heart 💛
MC hanging from the cieling: "Are you going to say something, or are you going to keep staring at me like a possessed Victorian child?"
Lucifer, whose stress levels have reached max capacity: "I don't- What?"
MC: "Haunted and feverish."
Lucifer: "Shut up. Just stop talking. How are you still cracking jokes right now?"
MC: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Belphie: Bleach.
Levi: Sewage.
MC:…..please calm down, edgelords.
XD my self-depreciating edge lord and king emo.
"I have something for you."
Scene: You are sitting bored when suddenly remember a trend in the Human World. It is intentionally saying that you have something for them and then rummaging through your pocket and them giving them a heart shape from your thumb and index finger. You get up and immediately go find him to try.
Couple: The Demon Brothers x gn!reader. Warning: None
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Lucifer
You run to his room and politely knock on his office door before entering because you know Lucifer will get angry if you barge in. You are not very interested in being punished right now.
"What's wrong, MC?"
He looks up when you walk in, still holding a fountain pen, mentally preparing to go back and finish the paperwork after he's done with you.
You walk up to his desk with an amused face that makes him raise his eyebrows slightly, he's suspecting that you're up to something no good.
"I have something for you!"
He watches intently as you begin to carefully rummage through the inside pocket of your jacket, braced for some curse or magical device you might throw at him.
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you!"
He was totally taken aback by this, he was prepared for something more of a prank, he couldn't have guessed that you will give him something as adorable as this. The cuteness from your smiling face and the small heart in your hand makes him feel like he is being overloaded with cuteness. You truly are the death of him.
"Oh Luci, are you blushing?"
He doesn't realize he's blushing but you do and of course you have to poke fun at him because seeing The Avatar of Pride blush is not an easy thing to do.
You giggled while turning your head to run away when he noticed.
Catch you before you can run out of the room and make you stay in his office with him for the rest of the day because of this. (And he wants to spend time with you too)
Mammon
You burst into his room causing Mammon to jump from his sofa in shock and look out the door in a panic, when he saw you were the one to rush in he let out a breath of relieved.
"Why did ya barge into my room like that?! I thought you were Lucifer!"
This makes you roll your eyes slightly because he's obviously the one who often bursts into your room without even knocking.
He was about to nag you again when you ran up to him with an amused smile on your face, it made him just shut up, how can he continue nagging you when you smile like that!
"I have something for you!"
He looks at you rummaging through your pocket with an excited look, thinking you're going to give him something precious. (Actually, as long as it is your gift, he will think it is precious.)
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you!"
Blushing and starting to stutter when you show him your heart finger with a big smile. Telling you stammeringly that he will accept your love so you should be honored when the Great Mammon takes it.
You pretend to put it back in your pocket to tease him saying you've reconsidered and don't want to give it anymore. This make Mammon quickly grabs your hand and tells you that once you give it to him, you can't take it back!
He blushes a second time because he realizes he's holding your hand now but won't let go for fear you'll want to pull it back again. The fact that you giggle and call him cute doesn't really help much.
Hold your hand and don't let go for the rest of the day while you both watch movies in his room all day. He wants to be near you as much as possible especially after you give him such an adorable gift ^^!
Leviathan
You knock on Levi's door and after reading the password he lets you in. You see him sitting on the floor playing game.
"MC, do you want to play along? I just bought some new two-player games!"
He happily tells you when he sees you walk in, only to be surprised to see that you are smiling the same big smile and walking quickly in front of him causing him to quickly blush.
"I have something for you!"
Pause the game and look at you curiously as you start rummaging through your coat pocket.
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you!"
Leviathan.exe has stopped working.
How can you be so cute?? It overloaded his little otaku heart you know?! Are you trying to kill him with love? If you are, then it's working because his heart is beating so fast it could fly out of his chest and come hug you!
Blushing fiercely while stammering how a useless and introverted otaku like him is worthy of your love before being interrupted by you saying that you are the one to decide who is worthy and you see how great he is.
Crying out of happiness and wondering how he can have someone as amazing as you by his side.
He give you a handmade Henry plushie as a thank you <3.
Satan
He's sitting in the library when you go to find him, a thick book in his hand. He seems to be aware of your presence as he immediately looks up as you push through the door and greets you with a gentle smile.
"MC, you seem to have come across something funny, don't you?"
He commented when he saw your grin face, from his point of view you now look like a cat that just stole something precious and brought it to its owner to show off.
"I have something for you!"
Eyebrows raised in amusement as you rummaged through your pocket and closed the book that he were reading after putting the bookmark in. He has a feeling that what you are going to show him will be much more interesting than this book.
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you!"
Thump
That is the sound of the Avatar of Wrath's heart skipping a beat at the cuteness of the human before him. You really know how to make him fall in love with you deeper dont you? But he didn't complain either.
He gives you a sweet smile and takes your hand gently, thanking you for the wonderful gift, that he'll cherish it and placing a light kiss on the back of your hand.
He invites you to go on a date with him at the cat cafe as a thank you for your lovely gift.
Asmodeus
You go to his room and find him sitting reading a magazine by his dressing table. He gives you a lovely smile when he sees you coming to his room.
"MC! I'm glad that you came to see me hon, I'm starting to get bored."
You nodded and happily walked over to him. Your happy smile makes him happy too because he knows it's your "I have something very interesting" smile.
"I have something for you!"
"Oh what is it?"
He watches you rummage through your pocket excitedly, trying to guess what it will be when he finds you searching for a long time in your coat pocket. Is it perfume or some magic item that Solomon gave you?
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you!"
Squeal! He squeal happily before rushing to hug you in a tight hug. Why are you so cute! This is truly the cutest gift in the world!
Fill your face with little kisses while thanking you for this sweet gift. Tell you that he'll appreciate it and that he loves you too. Love you very much - he said while rubbing his face against your cheek.
Posting on Devilgram to brag to everyone about his human cuteness.
Take you shopping with him right after, let him spoil you all day as a thank you gift MC!
Beelzebub
Beel is emptying the fridge for the nth time of the day when you run to find him. As soon as he heard someone coming, he quickly turned his head thinking that you were Lucifer, but when he saw that the person coming was you, he immediately greeted you with a small smile.
"Oh MC, did you come here to get some snacks too?"
You shook your head and walked up to him with a cheerful face.
"No, I have something for you Beel!"
He looks at you curiously as you start rummaging through your pockets, he doesn't smell any food so he can't guess what you're going to give him. But for Beel, he's happy to receive a gift from you, so he doesn't really care what it is, as long as you're the one giving it, he likes it all.
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you!"
Beel will blush and almost drop the dish in his hand when he sees you pull out the little heart in your hand with a sweet smile for him. And in an instant you're wrapped in a warm embrace by this giant orange teddy, who spins you around for a moment before dropping you off.
Put on the sweetest smile in the world and take your hand seriously, telling you that he appreciates your gift and promises to protect it well.
He won't let go of your hand and hold your hand all day protecting it (and you) like he promised.
He'll invite you out for a meal at Hell's Kitchen as a thank you ^^!
Belphego
You find him sleeping soundly in his bed in the attic. Everyone knows that whenever the Avatar of Sloth sleep he won't wake up even if there's an earthquake, so it takes you a long time to wake him up.
At first he was quite annoyed at being woken up but it quickly disappeared when he realized the person who woke him up was you.
"Ah…so you're the one who called me up MC. What's wrong?"
His sleepy face makes you chuckle and pat his head a bit before backing away a little with a grin.
"I have something for you!"
He slowly sits up when he sees your smile, something he knows usually shows up when you're about to tease him. When he sees you start rummaging through your pocket, he thinks maybe you have a new toy from Thirteen or something.
"Ta-da! It's my little love for you"
Blink in surprise at your cheerful smile and the heart of your finger then giggle. You're just too cute for your own good, making him want to keep you in the attic so no one can see your cuteness but him.
Taking your hand and pulling you down to the bed, he said he would gladly accept your gift and that he would keep it forever and then hugged you tightly.
Congratulations, you've captured the sloth demon's heart and your reward is a nap with him. You won't be able to escape his iron grip anytime soon so making yourself comfortable is the best thing you can do right now.
If you're not sleepy, his warm hug and soft hum will also put you to sleep quickly.
Whisper softly he loves you when he saw you fell asleep with a gentle smile and fell asleep soon after to meet you in the dream world <3
Ok, this is adorable… and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
Adorable
Barb is the real Barbie here 😎💚💚💚
The only valid Barbie
~The Brothers everytime they meet a new Demon~
Brothers: you see that Human over their? they are ours
Demon: they just stabbed somebody
Brothers: that's just how they are
XD
Belphie & Satan: those self defense lessons have really paid off…
Levi & Mammon: they’re so cute when they’re terrifying
Asmo: oh sweetie, mind your sweater, blood is so hard to get out of that
Beel: -noms his burger-
Lucifer: -sighs & pulls out his phone- Yes, Barbatos… yes, again -sighs-
Belphie Blurb
I had literally laid down before getting out of my work clothes and my mind just danced with this little blurb.
Think of it as a newly formed relationship, so may be the first together. Something like that, I don't know. Enjoy my Belphie brainrot.
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NSFW, MINORS DNI, 18+
MCxBelphegor
Female reader
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My sweet little demon 💜
hiii , if i can ask for like mammon and mc sitting in his room and he tried to "do it" with her a lot of times but she just stop him , one day he get a little mad so asked for asmo help , so asmo asked mc what was the reason and she told him that she feel insecure abt her body , he conferm her، and when asmo tell mammon abt it he go to her and make her love her body on his way
thanks if u accept it and if not have a good day<3333333
"You’re beautiful to me"
Nsfw content MDNI
Characters: Mammon X Fem!Reader
CW: Nipple play, Oral (Receiving,) Penetration (Receiving.) Some gendered language and MC has breasts, but ambiguous genitals as always. MC has unspecified body insecurities.
A/N: Thanks for the request! <3 This is such a cute idea! Body positivity is so important! I've never written Mammon, but it was fun! He's just a sweetie. ~1600 words.
💛💛 this is absolutely precious
i want to play with his joystick so bad 😖
might as well give him an heir 🫣
Yup…
Walking up to Satan while he’s reading in the library, so absorbed in his book he doesn’t even notice you. Not until you kiss his forehead and say “I love you.” as you turn to leave the room again.
You can hear the soft snap of the book being closed  followed by a thud as Satan sets it on the table and gets up to follow you.
Satan grabbing your arm and turning you to face him, lips meeting your in a passionate kiss….pulling away just long enough to whisper “I love you more.” against your lips…before he’s kissing you again~
-swoon- seriously…
Idk if this makes sense at all, but it does to me😭😭 also no Luke bc he can do no wrong in my mind.
I got the alignment chart off of Pinterest and all the character art is from the official Obey Me! Game (I think…)
XD Satan in the middle, apparently he jaywalked just to commit murder