🌹ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE'S HUSBAND🌹 @akbrain-eternalsugarkisser - Tumblr Blog

I'll make you a happy Cookie... FOREVER!

Oh, hey there! Nice to meetcha! I'm Akbrain, but you can call me Alex, Aki, or Autumn. Welcome to this shithole! /j

I am male and go be he/him pronouns, but they/them pronouns are OK too! DO NOT USE SHE/HER EVER.

I am a member of the CRK X Reader community, and a former writer. Some of you guys may already know me from my old account, @akbrain! I left that account and moved to this one in order to have a fresh start with new beginnings. I no longer make stories, but I just love reading stories with my wife, Eternal Sugar Cookie, in them... If you have any CRK X Reader stories with her in it, pretty pretty PLEASE show me! :3

Speaking of my wife, I am a HUGE Eternal Sugar Cookie yumeshipper & gachikoi! Because of this, you may see me call her "my wife" a lot. If you are a double or you ship OC X Canon with her, please do not interact with me UNLESS you are a friend!

Click here for my yumeship/yumecrush masterlist!

I have two cookiesonas & a yumesona/self-insert! On the left is Choco Repulsor Cookie, in the middle is Angelic Cream Cookie, and on the right is Rosé Sucré Cookie!

Anyways, I don't rlly have much to say anymore, so I thank you for reading, and have some FNF music ^^

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FRIENDS

These are my closest friends on the platform! I love you all :3 /p

@somewhereingensouscrk

@itzjir0

@imafreakingspoon

@holyviolyviola

@glitchy1938

@berrychococookie143

@deuxd-unesorte

@otterdragoncat

@xxbluenightshadexx

@sprout-seedlys-husband

@donniesgaptooth

ALLIES

These are people who aren't really my friends but I show intense admiration towards!

@brittle-doughie

@desperatelittledemon (Guess who gave her that artist badge... Yep, me. >:3)

@kokohiki

@revivedredeemermareu

@karol-chan-art

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DNI & THIN ICE

DNI: Basic DNI Criteria You are a double and/or you do OC X Canon with Eternal Sugar Cookie. (except for friends) You headcanon Eternal Sugar Cookie as transmasc. Roblox Supporters (Really? After everything they've done?) ICE Supporters T*ump Supporters MAGA Supporters (If I find out that you are, IMMEDIATE BLOCK.) You support Isreal or Russia. You support Cookie Kingdom World (Roblox) and/or its developers. You call yourself a "proud heterophobe". Get out of my damn sight.

EXTREME THIN ICE: You strongly believe Eternal Sugar Cookie to be lesbian. EternalHolly Shippers (GENUINELY. Ya'll are toxic as fuck, and I have had VERY negative experiences with you.) You headcanon First Sugar Cookie as the mother of Eternal Sugar Cookie & First Salt Cookie as the mother of Silent Salt Cookie. Steal A Brainrot Fans

THIN ICE: EternalFlame Shippers (except for friends) ShadowSugar Shippers (except for friends) BurningCheese Shippers Character.AI Users

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WHY AM I BLOCKED?

You fit my DNI.

I found you annoying.

You're weird or problematic.

We had a bad past.

You make me uncomfortable. (Especially applies to doubles)

That's all, I guess.

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SOCIALS

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ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE APPREICATION CORNER

#crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #crk x you #akbrain #pinned post #pinned intro #Youtube #Spotify

YUMESHIP/YUMECRUSH MASTERLIST

(+ Fictionkins!)

These are all my yumes/yumecrushes from across the internet! This list is always changing and will update with time!

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OFFICIAL ROMANTIC YUMES

CookieRun

Eternal Sugar Cookie (MAIN YUME)

Sugar Swan Cookie

Moonlight Cookie

Caramel Choux Cookie

Brawl Stars

Janet

Honkai Star Rail

Robin

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YUMECRUSHES

CookieRun

Wind Asparagus Cookie

Sundae Cookie

Marshmallow Bunny Cookie

Wedding Cake Cookie

Seltzer Cookie

Kouign-Amann Cookie

Okchun Cookie

Blue Slushy Cookie

Stollen Cookie

Sugar Globe Cookie

First Sugar Cookie

Jungleberry Cookie (sorry royal berry)

Macaron Cookie

Cocoa Cookie

Berry Yogurt Cookie

Green Tea Mousse Cookie (Yes, I still have feelings for her...)

Choco Drizzle Cookie (You too...)

Any Cookie in the S Tier of my CRK Smash Or Pass Tierlist

Brawl Stars

Starr Nova

Melodie

Genshin Impact

Jean

Barbara

Furina

Kamisato Ayaka

Keqing

Layla

Noelle

Sangonomiya Kukomi

Honkai Star Rail

Firefly

Castorice

Fu Xuan

Asta

March 7th

Zenless Zone Zero

Nekomiya Mana

Splatoon

Callie

Miscellaneous

Blanc (Goddess Of Victory: Nikke)

Noir (Goddess Of Victory: Nikke)

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FICTIONKINS

Pizza Tower

Peppino Spaghetti (Main Fictionkin)

The Henry Stickmin Collection

Charles Calvin

Dave Panpa

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phaisun

𐔌 my favourite ships have been called everything from "mlm and wlw solidarity" to "hetslop" to "erasing rep" (with no characters sexuality confirmed) to "that's a lesbian and a gay man" ﹒ ୨୧

akbrain-eternalsugarkisser

That's not surprising... Sadly, there's people out there who will think that LGBTQ+ ships are always supreme, and they won't care about what you think, even if you're queer yourself. Unfourtuantely, some fandoms (i.e. the Cookie Run fandom) especially have a problem with this. The best thing you can do is ignore or block them.

#advice #lgbtq #shipping #ships #shipping discourse #ship dynamics #shipping problems #straight ship #genshin impact #honkai star rail #cookie run #crk #cookie run kingdom #hsr ships #cookie run ships #fandom ships #fandom nonsense #fandom toxicity

kriszekeda

Moot game bc I’m bored

1: Your favorite moot

2: Your favorite colour combo

3: Your favorite planet

@astralcuite @kyuntavi-chan @mentallyillhasegawa @stella-sidra @mexagirlish @vivi-la-vida @ebi-heartsalltheway @ottxrpopz @ultmatchmaker @malakaiking open tags

mexagirlish

GRRRRRR I CANT DECIDE... I HAVW TOO MANY....... im gonna play it safe and say the moot that I also have in my bio... as in @yourfavoritemartianfan (I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MOOTS THOUGHA HCHDJDUDUHS)

hmmm probably blue and white? or purple with white. Or purple and yellow.

WASP-12b!!! Thats a cool one. I talked about it a tiny bit on my blog (when I first made it hehe). But from our solar system..... probably uranus! think its so cool!!

lloyd-garmadon-kisser

1: it's gotta be my best friend @korekiyo-shinguji-kisser, he's so cool and funny (ily twin /pl)

2: okay that's a difficult one. I think it's gotta be green and purple, for... Reasons. (I cannot be normal about my selfship with Lloyd Garmadon)

3: probably Uranus or Neptune. They're such pretty shades of blue.

@korekiyo-shinguji-kisser @mia-ships @ender-girl-13 @henry-and-nancy-elsner-kisser @tired-shipper @princessnymphae

korekiyo-shinguji-kisser

last post before going offline

1: prev <3 hes my best friend who ive known for 3ish years now i think ehe :3 love u twin /p

ALSO! my partner @xxbluenightshadexx i love u so much <3

2: green and purple. ONLY ONE PERSON KNOWS THE REASON HUSH 🥹

3: the earth’s moon? that and venus. idk alot about space anymore hush

open tags + @ribuwiiiffyy @otterdragoncat

ribuwiiiffyy

awhhh🥹

1: @sparklingwavez YAYAYY🥹🥹

2: pink and blue,,,,,,its like TV girl, it reminds me of, sainatsu, shimmerhearts, and me and mh sister heheh

3: the sun😁😁😁✌️✌️✌️‼️‼️‼️ (im so fucking plain)

@otterdragoncat @xxbluenightshadexx

sparklingwavez

1: @ribuwiiiffy ily oomfie/p

2: pink and blue, it's so pretty + my and my sister core

3: Uranus, it has a pretty shade of blue

@xxbluenightshadexx @otterdragoncat @akbrain + opened!

brittle-doughie

I wish you could opt out of Wedding Cake’s help but then again

That’s my wife

And I don’t want my wife to be upset about me not wanting her help 😔

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: “If you’re so stressed out about being on limited time making cakes, then just tell Wedding Cake Cookie “no”.

You: “Come on, Strawberry Crepe, you know it’s not easy for me. She’s been excited to visit the Cake Shop for this shift of the season. I want to say no to her recommendations since it’s stressing me out, but…”

You look over to Wedding Cake Cookie conversing with a customer, that bright smile of hers. What can you say, it made your heart swoon…

You: “I REALLY love my wife, Strawberry Crepe. I’d rather make a million timed orders than make her upset by refusing her help.”

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: “Then get to it. The customer is heading to the counter now!”

My Cookie Run: Kingdom Smash Or Pass Tier List!!

TW: Mild Sexual Themes Author's Note: The ranks on this list are taken from Pizza Tower. All Cookies in Eggplant Rank are unranked.

Below: An alternate version of the above list with the Pizza Tower rank logos.

#crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #cookie run kingdom #crk x you #cookie run #pizza tower mention #tier list #smash or pass #tw: sexual themes

cookiedraws13

Fun fact F! Y/N Cookie is SUPER hard to kill and is fundamentally unkillable. She’s basically William Afton considering how many times she has continuously cheated death and came back to life even through the most diabolical and fatal injuries.

How is F! Y/N Cookie able to do this exactly? Through the power of plot armor, determination, and willpower of course! And also because of power of the light of her souljam.

Like said before, the light of Harmony is SUPER stubborn and protective of its holder. It straight up refuses to let F! Y/N Cookie crumble and puts all its power into keeping her alive no matter what. It wants to stay with F! Y/N Cookie forever and ever! And not even death will take her away from them.

amphibiahawks321

Sea salt : it seems your trial on trying to find a way to make Eternal Sugar see you less than perfection still remains unsuccessful...

M!Reader cookie : At first, I did it as a joke, but now... I'm really starting to think if I was only a pair of eyeballs, she'll put me in a jar and cherish them forever...

Sea salt : ...As much as it sounds completely demonic, it is something she'll do...

———

[Eternal sugar cookie gaze at Y/N cookie with a gentle smile, half lidded eyes, radiating devotion. She's laying on her stomach on top of a pink cloud, not taking her eyes off Y/N cookie while he stands in front of her, thinking for more questions]

[Eternal sugar cookie brushes a stray lock of his hair with gentle touch as Y/N cookie keeps thinking]

M!Reader cookie : Okay–What if I'm blind? What if my eyes stop seeing one day?

[Eternal sugar cookie just sighs in adoration, staring at Y/N cookie's whole figure like a painter seeing a beautiful canvas]

Eternal sugar : Then I am your eyes, my cookie. I guide your steps through this paradise. there will never be darkness for you~

M!Reader cookie : What if I'm sensitive to touch?

[Eternal sugar cookie chuckles softly, like a melody. She leans in until both of their foreheads rest against one another]

Eternal sugar : Then I simply float beside you~ I've always adored seeing your mere presence with only my eyes up close every second, what makes you think no physical contact will change anything~?

M!Reader cookie : What if–what if I become chubby or fat?–

[Suddenly, without hesitation, Eternal sugar cookie grabs Y/N cookie's stomach and gives it a hold, jolting him a little]

Eternal sugar : Then you really don't wanna know what I'll do to that even more perfect body of yours~

M!Reader cookie : ....

M!Reader cookie blushing : is that a good thing or a terrifying thing–

Eternal sugar : I'll leave very noticeable bites on your stomach to guarantee that it is entirely covered with my love and make sure that body of yours is t̷͖̝͑͂r̶̤͂ẻ̷͉ḿ̸̡͈̐b̵̙͊̅l̷̜̹̑ḭ̷̮̽̋n̵̝̄g̴̯͒͝ͅ

M!Reader cookie blushing : ...So both

kissysea2

Who do you choose?~.... 💙💗🩶

There is a chance I won't post much for a week cuz I'll be in vacation hehe at the beach but I'm sure that will help find inspirations for more smc x you content cuz my mind is so empty rn 😭💔💔

akbrain-eternalsugarkisser

that's too easy...

#eternal sugar cookie x reader #eternal sugar x reader #eternal sugar cookie x y/n #eternal sugar crk #eternal sugar #cookie run x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #crk x you #crk x reader

brittle-doughie

[Main Story drabble]

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

△ “Ah ha, you’re awake!

The lights of the lamps above you, it was almost blinding as you try to lift your hand to block them, but see that your limbs are restrained…

△ “What…? I’m tied up…”

△ “My grandest apologies, but given your…unstable status, we had to take some precautions to ensure the safety of both parties involved!”

△ “Urgh, not again…”

△ “If our data is accurate, you must be Y/N Cookie! A walking, breathing anomaly of a Cookie yourself!”

△ “I have no idea what you’re talking about, but maybe we can come to an understanding if you release me first.”

△”No can do! We haven’t even performed the most basic of data gathering yet! I won’t let this huge opportunity to study you up close go to waste!”

She adjusted the brightness of the lamps before moving them to focus on you better.

△ “I have to thank Timekeeper Cookie for giving me this opportunity! Aha ha ha ha!”

△ “Timekeeper Cookie?! You mean the Cookie with a top hat? The one that has a sorta swirling monocle or whatever that is? Rides on a pair of scissors? That Timekeeper Cookie?”

△ “Why yes! She’s the one that was able to bring you here! Any other method of retrieval would’ve been too risky!”

△ “Oh no! I already told her I ain’t buying what she was selling and the same answer goes for you!”

△ “D’oh, don’t be so stubborn~! She already gave us the details of just how vital you are to your timeline. A natural affinity with Cookies around you with the power to alter the future? Why, that’s just a gold mine of new discoveries to be explored!”

△ “That doesn’t do anything to help calm them down…”

△ “That’s what I was gonna say. I’m a Cookie, not a science experiment, ya wacko.”

△ “….Wait, since when were you there?”

△ “Around the time you started yelling.”

△ “Hey, can you untie me from this bed? I doubt Ms. Sawblades over there will do that.”

△ “And risk you causing trouble? Can’t do it, I’m sorry.”

△ “Not when we have a marvel of anomaly research at the palm of our hands! Now just hold still…”

Poviodine Iodine brandished a comically large syringe.

△ “I will disinfect the area of injection first before proceeding!“

△ “What? WHAT?!”

She went to spray disinfect on a portion of your shoulder, feeling a slight numbness.

△ “Now clench your teeth and grip the bed, you might feel a small pinch of pain!”

△ “HELP! NOT LIKE THIS! NEEDLE!”

△ “Oh, Black Vinegar Cookie~! A little assistance, if you may?”

△ “Use a regular needle! Is this really necessary?!”

△ “YOU’RE INSANE! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO-“

△ “They can unlock new possibilities for us and the TBD! Don’t you want to gather as much data as we can while we have them with us? Y/N Cookie, just pretend this is like any regular doctor visit!”

△ “That would be easier if you didn’t have the needle the size of my body next to you!”

△ “It will take just a few seconds, I promise!”

You braced for the incoming needle by closing your eyecings, but all you felt was a very hard poke. You look over to see that instead of your dough being stabbed, the needle simply broke.

△ “What the…”

△ “Well well well, this was an unexpected surprise!”

Poviodine Iodine turns to you, scratching the back of her head as an awkward sweat came down her face.

△ “I guess we can skip this phase of our data collection, ahahaha….”

△ “Nah, girl. You just blew it.”

You slowly turned your head and stared her dead in the eyecings and broke free from your restraints, making both Cookies step back from you as alarms sounded.

△ “I told you this method wouldn’t help. Cutter Circuit Cookie is going to have this place swarmed in minutes!”

△ “Wait, we can still salvage this! Y/N Cookie, you’re reasonable! We can talk about this!”

△ “…….”

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

△ “What’s going on?! I was in the middle of some shut-eye here-“

Litmus Cookie was stunned to see the anomaly, you, sitting on a lounge chair sipping on a drink while Poviodine Iodine Cookie and Black Vinegar Cookie were restrained on hospital beds. The latter was trying to break free while the former was star struck.

△ “Amazing! They were able to get us tied down in record time! Is this part of the capabilities the Beasts gave them?! Ah, I need to write all this down!”

△ “Eurgh…ugh…!”

You turned to look at Litmus Cookie, who was lowkey spooked.

△ “So…are we going to talk or do you want a mandatory break like them?”

△ “I…uh…we can do both. As much as I’m allowed to give anyway. Make room on the chair.”

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

kissysea2

Shadow Milk.. is your bride...

(it was supised to be a shadow sugar set for my friend on tiktok but , since I don't ship Shadowsugar, the husband/wife will be Y/N and the bride is Shadow Milk lol))

Also eternal sugar cookie for the funnies

nanamisbakery

Happy disability pride month to all the disabled self shippers!

akbrain-eternalsugarkisser

I have autism & adhd and I am proud of it!! ^^

#autism #adhd #audhd #disability pride month

HAI AKI I LOVE YOU (and your wife does too) OK BYE <333333333

...guess who this is from

Awww, thank you for that!! <3

#akbrain answers (new account)

hello aki it's me windy!!

i joined tumblr for rentries lmao

now i must ask you

since you're a multi-yumeshipper, can i ask LIST ALL YOUR YUMESSS (+ sharing status)

Yeah, of course my friend! (These are just my romantic yumes btw)

CookieRun:

Eternal Sugar Cookie (STRICTLY non-sharing with rare exceptions)

Sugar Swan Cookie (Mirrorsharing)

Moonlight Cookie (Mirrorsharing)

Outside Of CookieRun:

Janet (Brawl Stars, mirrorsharing for now)

Callie (Splatoon, unsure)

Why, kokobot... Just why.

I am very disappointed in you guys. I thought you were better than this, but I realized I was wrong the moment I found out about the controversies surrounding your service. This is fucking ridiculous, man...