Kilgore

[just-shower-thoughts]

Choosing to have a child you can not take care of is even more irresponsible than buying a car you can’t afford. But you will be congratulated on the child but told you are stupid to buy the car.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Other drivers aren’t judging you for how fast your windshield wipers are moving during light rain

[akilgore]

I do.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who say ‘Well, wait till you have kids!’ in a bitter, exasperated tone are inadvertently showcasing the best reason not to have kids.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re desperate enough, then all robots are sex robots.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A computer only works because we literally tricked sand into doing extremely complex math.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it’d be insulting.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically if you’re gluten free, you’re going against the grain.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A ton of people is literally 12-15 people

[akilgore]

Not in my family.

[just-shower-thoughts]

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Elon Musk’s car insurance must be astronomical.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Millennials are constantly blamed for killing trends. Wouldn’t it just be the biggest middle finger to the older generations if millennials kill the imperial units system and finally switch to metric?

[fuckthesharks]

[gravegospel]

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

She had her own livestream to check in on her.

SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 

And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it’d be insulting

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via GivethNoF**keth)

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that if you lived in another town you’d never meet your current soulmate, but you’d have another one. Falling in love is all just luck and who is around you. Anyone can fall in love with anyone, every single person has some amazing lovable qualities.

[akilgore]

Cat hat

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know someone has never been anywhere when they give you a phone number without the area code.