Akito is fleeing Twitter

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[theurbanmechcomesforthee]

this is why nothing happens technologically in the fucking sphere

[talvin-muircastle]

Spheroid sensor suites particularly exacerbate the problem. So many different designs, especially with the Omni thrown into the mix, make identifying unknown contacts by heat signature even more difficult. When an ID is made, all the MechWarrior is told is that "Hot Cougars Are In Your Area."

[captain-price-returns]

Footage of a mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base today, with all four crew bailing out. 17 May 2026

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[asanjou]

You're blue now.

[tobyisave]

chiaki using a cpap

[akitoscorpio]

I hate this because, except that I use a full mask, this looks like the exact same Cpap I use

[firedragon1321]

Found this on Reddit and wanted to share.

[jabberding0]

Truckin

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[akitoscorpio]

More reasons Nintendo won't let us directly share screen shots of Tomadachi Life

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[akitoscorpio]

But the future refused to change

Deadass i'm trying to set up Miyamura with Yuki for the funnies

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[monamoni]

[olegummigobbler]

Divine Creator never ceases to blow my mind!

[beardedmrbean]

Looks like twitter has played right into this guys hands, everyone is hyping up stuff about the US and he seems to be really enjoying everything he's getting shown.

[akitoscorpio]

Oh you have old towers and clocks, go fuck yourselves we have THE MIDWESTERN CHEESE CRYPTS!