And the Stars Never Rise

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[manyandmanyayearago]

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[asteroidtroglodyte]

Doing this to all of you

[stetsilx-deactivated20250514]

i just want someone to come into my life and want to stay. that's all.

[manyandmanyayearago]

I have never ever liked anything about the Odyssey. Why is my whole for you page thing suddenly the Odyssey?

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[auntierayeraye]

[6qubed]

to his humble reckoning, the laptop the emails appear in is only for laying on because it's warm

[batshit-auspol]

So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday

Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying "only a dickhead would think this is a problem".

[batshit-auspol]

There was briefly a popular brand of matches called 'Dickheads' in Australia

However, it is extremely unlikely that this is what Jacinta was referencing, as the government frequently swears at Australian citizens in its comms if it wants to signal the message is serious.

Australian governments have zero chill sometimes

[balrogballs]

listen i know they don’t have christmas in middle-earth as we know it but i like to ignore that fact purely for the comedic value of elrond ‘grinch’ peredhel choosing christmas day to kick nine people out of his house with a bottle of whisky, a few bits of bread, and one horse 🙏🏽🎄

[lscullzthegreat]

He has enough to worry about at Christmas, he can’t be bothered to deal with the 9 feral gremlins who agreed to go pitch Satans Mood Ring into the world’s hottest volcano.

[neverniko101]

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[thosedamnedghouls]

brainrotting with my bestie means i draw our ocs together

[nudityandnerdery]

"Hey, what do you want for Ch-"

I don't know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there's now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.

[recurringwriter]

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

[abtl]

Reblog to let your friends know you love their ocs

[manyandmanyayearago]

@inakingdombythesea

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Arthur Miller, The Crucible

[internetbynight]

[queer-author]

i think a lot of people forget that sylus is like actually unhinged. i know in the newer cards he's being sweet, our cute little meow meow, but please remember that less than 24 hours into knowing mc, he goaded them into literally shooting him in the chest and then SMILED in their face as he was covered in his own blood. he does have a healing ability, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't feel pain. he's a freak and we need to respect that.