A Shot In The Dark

twenty-something. cosmetologist. virginia.

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[almondkittie]

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

[almondkittie]

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️

[onlytwitterpics]

[a-delightful-moment]

@julian_rwl

[just-shower-thoughts]

It still feels like teenagers were born around 1992-1998, not 1999-2005

[yeezy-nation]

[one10000]

Is that Ariana Grande

[yeezy-nation]

yea

[michaelnothing]

Is she okay?

[yeezy-nation]

no she got hit

[0u4gh05t5]

why was she so loud

[yeezy-nation]

bc she got hit

[mchaccino]

why

[yeezy-nation]

she got hit

[xtrendyyjay]

Why’d she get hit

[yeezy-nation]

the bus hit her

[chloeniccole]

is she okay?

[lake-erie]

me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 me:

[greelin]

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just

not good

[alackofcolorheree]

I’m so numb..

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[avpd-chekov]

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

[arianagrandre]

Ariana joking about her diva rumors

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m SCREAMING at how she loses it when she says she’s getting a grande! SDFSFSGSSDGDDSGF

[alackofcolorheree]

I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.

[emotionalwords]

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.