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@alaiza1
*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*
how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u
baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer
Speak for yourself! If you peel away enough of my overcoats there’s nothing inside but a single dead rat and that’s a fact.
@princepestilence gets it
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™
Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.
Only big arms will get you an action figure.
Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.
Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc
See, you understand.
Hang on
What if it was actually Phil protecting Hercules?
Like yes he’s strong without having the muscles and everything but that’s only because he’s a god…
What if Phil gave him actual strength? So if his god strength was taken away (i.e. hades taking it away) he would still be able to fight?
He wouldn’t have a weakness like Achillies.
He really would be perfect
But also consider hades reaction to him taking away his god strength and Hercules is just standing there like yeah okay I’m just gonna fight you and hades is like losing his shit cause that was not how this was supposed to go
Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.
respect Phil
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*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today
people who shower in under 5 minutes
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how
minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.
BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE 32 ROCKS I FOUND ON THE STREET SPARK JOY MRS MARIE KONDO
Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
Your body acts as if your crush is an enemy: Your heart beats faster, you start sweating, you’re hyper alert.
FREE HER
FREE HER
arya stark, the westerosi equivalent of a gen z kid, in a casual conversation: yeah, i saw brienne beat the hound. what a mood. we stan a queen. wig = snatched. she just yeeted him off that cliff.
jon, a frustrated millennial who is coping with the fact that his sense of nihilism has been matched: what does that mean
davos, a baby boomer, who is trying to connect with the Youth: it means that brienne of tarth has Big Dick Energy, your grace
I would give all my money, my retirement fund, my health insurance, my home, to read this instead of the actual GoT books.