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In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

roshanina

rosh i hope you draw roy harper one day!

I did this oncenever finished it

medievaljournalist

scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity

somewherefornow

BRUCE WAYNE & JIM GORDON in BATMAN: TURNING POINTS #5

spacepunksupreme

Who has that pic of Sting like crawling out of a swamp? I need it to accost my family in the family group chat

psygull

i have this saved on my computer as "nude sting swamp strategy.png"

spacepunksupreme

THANK YOU

thebibliosphere

Absolutely wild to find out another indie author has been referring to you as "the competition" this entire time. Like there can only be one disabled werewolf Romance novel.

I'd like there to be more, actually. I'd like them to hold hands. I would have liked us to hold hands, but alas.

thebibliosphere

We could have gone on mailing lists together. We could have shared readers. We could have had a beautiful Fall wedding under the eldritch glow of a blood moon. Why, why must we be forsaken?!

thebibliosphere

Wait, could this be our enemies to associates arc? Hot.

thebibliosphere

This vague post could have been a knife fight 😔

groundivy

watson, at the beginning of a scandal in bohemia: i was totally happy in my heterosexual marriage and had completely forgotten about holmes honestly

also watson: on the twentieth of march 1888 i gazed up at 221b baker street and saw holmes for a fraction of a second as he briefly passed by the window. from this glimpse i could tell he had recently been on drugs but now was on the trail of a case that he was quite excited about. have i mentioned that he's tall

irate-iguana

Sorry for all the Project Hail Mary posting. It will continue.

gh0st-patr0l

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

frownyalfred

Bruce Wayne has to be remarkably handsome if random muggers/villains keep calling him “pretty boy” well into his forties, just saying.

frownyalfred

After many people have pointed out his parents in Pennyworth, I get it. He was destined to be Pretty Boy wasn’t he?

iphigenesis

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

kaaaaaaarf

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?