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Alan! What is your favorite food?

I'm on an all carbs diet right now, trying to lose some LBS.

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NOBODY

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What if the Internet is run by dogs…and they’re all looking at pictures of us?

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Do you wanna be in my wolf pack, Alan?

Depends...what sort of membership benefits do you offer.

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These guys start with their shirts, I start with my pants. Potaytoes, potahtoes.

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Whats your favorite song?

Yankee Doodle Dandy!

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Ketchup stains are the WORST!

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is this really Zach?

Who's Zach?

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I think pre-goatee Billy is my favorite. The passion!

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What the…

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A walking dog?! Sign me up!

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LONG HOWL, SHORT HOWL.

Long Howl. Long Howl. Short Howl. Long Howl. Short Howl. Short Howl. Wolfspeak in morse code is a very delicate language.

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Should’ve stuck with the Shake-Weight, guy.

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I love cupcakes.  I hate my mother…

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Hey Alan who let the dogs out lol

Your mom! LOLZ!

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Working on these movies was a MAGICAL experience. Get it?!

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Can I join the wolf pack :O ?

No, probably not.  We’re at capacity.