Buh-dum

They/Them |Bi | Minors DNI | 30s Interests: TOH, Hunter: The Parenting, Elder Scrolls, Destiny 2, LGBTQ+

[thebabblingbabs]

Brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies bro-

I love Hunter the Parenting so much

[hotvampireadjacent]

[frailbug]

[alaric-visi]

Mom: you can't listen to just the Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius Official Soundtrack CD on loop for a week straight!

Me: Power Word: Migraine

[graveyarrdshift]

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

[depsidase]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[geistverrse]

LOGIC!

[alaric-visi]

Just a thought: he doesn't appear to have his stake jacket still on. I think something like this would've happened:

Markus: ya know I can see these stakes digging into your HAIRY ARMS while YOU STRANGLE ME. Looks like it fuckin HURTS. If you PUT ME DOWN for a couple seconds I'll take off the Stake Jacket (TM).

Matilda politely places Markus upright while eyeing suspiciously

Markus takes off his trenchcoat, removes the stake jacket, folds it up nicely in the corner, then puts his trenchcoat back on. "Thank y-"

Matilda grabs him like an errant plushy and he squeaks a little bit

*resume screaming interrogation*

[mads-schubert]

Custom Merch Designs made for the grassroots apparel brand Angry Populace

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[kofitiamat]

[ruderubicante]

Stig Skorsten Concept Art

[alaric-visi]

Such a great character!

[luke-5353]

Susu

She's too cute

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[alaric-visi]

polytheist bad driver: There are so many cars on the road. Odds are one of them is gonna crash so we might as well be proactive about it

[sp00kycheesewheel]

MY GOAT, GRIMALINE SMITH SOLOS A WEREWOLF AND ALIVE RAAAHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭

Adding auras for epic reason ⬇️

[alaric-visi]

She literally had the power of god and anime on her side!

[alaric-visi]

Hottest new rap album just dropped

[random-group-of-crows]

[alaric-visi]

Look at his glasses! HE GOT BRONSON TO CLIFORNIA