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| Accendere. Incendere. Ibuprofenum 👍 | 23 || he/him || pan & transmasc I cook with anything & make reaction images [DROPS 4015 BOXES] I MOVED, & LIVED

[kofitiamat]

WELL HELLO THERE

not sure what nor who led you here, but feel free to stay :3

name's Coffee / Alexandria

he/him

23

a main blog of [checks notes] yes

@kofitiamats-kopitiam the shitposting blog

@wah-hoo-answers the useful stuff blog

moved from @coffee-storage because it's a mess of notifs & too many follows

multifandom

for an art student I rarely draw ✨

graphic design is MY PASSION

striving to be as full of chaos & whimsy as possible

will try to tag stuff along the way main tags list below

main navigation includes:

#block game inspo : inspiration for Minecraft & someday, irl

#clipboard noises : notes, references, anything that might be of use

#comic masterposts I need to look back to : it is what it is, a good read #creechur.. : creechur..

#drawing tablet noises : art refs #eating your art op : intriguing pieces I encounter along the way

#keyboard noises: tech references

#NOURISH THE WHIMSY : chaos is stored in the post ✨ #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind : chaos & whimsy are stored in these posts #ramblings be brewing : rare interaction spotted?? no way..

#reactions hoard : potentially useful reaction posts & images #someday I will draw : posts containing intriguing stuff I should draw someday as people &/ characters

#tmyk : the more you know/ bits of info I want to stick to my brain cell #. : misc / I have no idea what to tag but I'm keeping the post in my brain cell

Less frequent tags includes:

#asks game

#asks

#man 🐴 : idk how to even describe this but posts that makes you go "man 🐴"

#picrew hoard : picrews I came across

#tags you're it : tag chains & such

#when a post takes turns to ??? directions : posts that escalated sideways

#rb to... : posts with a "rb to [-] prev/your mutuals/etc"

#mic test : rambles

[expressions-of-nature]

Hunt's Mesa, Monument Valley by Bousure

[orcboxer]

game sells poorly -> layoffs

game sells well -> also layoffs

[orcboxer]

the only thing the video game industry hates more than piracy is making video games

[atlanticflyway]

European Stonechat (Saxicola rubicola) in Galway, Ireland. The most special bird I didn't know I needed to see.

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I love these so much.

[genjichu]

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[awesome-bluehair-universe]

In case you writers ever wondered. Made by Carrie Patrick on Facebook.

[saybyebus]

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

[grandgobbobarb]

Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[flimflix]

[egglygreg]

[barkingupthelittlewood]

can anyone else see my vision. hello.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@veylocke-murderbox i hear you, i offer this amendment, tempered with the fear that one day soon, this polycule may grow to cover all of Seattle the entire server and beyond

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@fruitwanderer dear god the polycule is expanding at a rapid speed, at this rate... no one is safe

[barkingupthelittlewood]

@falsiesgf take my hand, look at me: if i ever make yaoi exclusive anything, feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. i do fear the polycule may be nearing unprecedented levels of strength that approach the political power of a small nation. if the metamours start unionizing, it's over

[barkingupthelittlewood]

hello @thefleshling thank you for your call. i am pleased to unveil the HD remaster of this godforsaken shitpost because things were getting a little out of hand and a little crunchy. we now have every single active hermit present and accounted for (if anyone has a better placement for jev please let me know)

[falsiesgf]

[barkingupthelittlewood]

dear @queer-enderdragon and @pomodoko thank you for your correspondence and for dragging my stupid ass back into the building again. you will find the latest iteration of The Chart below, as well as this update's patch notes. please know that i am scared. yours kindly, barkingupthelittlewood

[goth-queen]

[sharptoothsadist]

𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?

[dungeonmalcontent]

It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Mule deer (Odocoileus hemionus) (1)

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus) (2, 3)

[multiplikitties]

i dont believe in heaven but i think all food vendors will go there

[princess-rosiebird]

her favorite game is grabbie lick

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie