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[kofitiamat]

WELL HELLO THERE

not sure what nor who led you here, but feel free to stay :3

name's Coffee / Alexandria

he/him

23

a main blog of [checks notes] yes

@kofitiamats-kopitiam the shitposting blog

@wah-hoo-answers the useful stuff blog

moved from @coffee-storage because it's a mess of notifs & too many follows

multifandom

for an art student I rarely draw ✨

graphic design is MY PASSION

striving to be as full of chaos & whimsy as possible

will try to tag stuff along the way main tags list below

main navigation includes:

#block game inspo : inspiration for Minecraft & someday, irl

#clipboard noises : notes, references, anything that might be of use

#comic masterposts I need to look back to : it is what it is, a good read #creechur.. : creechur..

#drawing tablet noises : art refs #eating your art op : intriguing pieces I encounter along the way

#keyboard noises: tech references

#NOURISH THE WHIMSY : chaos is stored in the post ✨ #posts & jpgs stuck in my mind : chaos & whimsy are stored in these posts #ramblings be brewing : rare interaction spotted?? no way..

#reactions hoard : potentially useful reaction posts & images #someday I will draw : posts containing intriguing stuff I should draw someday as people &/ characters

#tmyk : the more you know/ bits of info I want to stick to my brain cell #. : misc / I have no idea what to tag but I'm keeping the post in my brain cell

Less frequent tags includes:

#asks game

#asks

#man 🐴 : idk how to even describe this but posts that makes you go "man 🐴"

#picrew hoard : picrews I came across

#tags you're it : tag chains & such

#when a post takes turns to ??? directions : posts that escalated sideways

#rb to... : posts with a "rb to [-] prev/your mutuals/etc"

#mic test : rambles

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[baizhisyoutan]

????????????

[oneheartlessbird]

STYLEMACHINE SHALL RULE

I have one old and one new piece I drew for Nic that I haven't posted yet🙂‍↕️

ENJOY

[courtesycalling]

Happy mušḫuššu monday everybody

(Photo credit: Osama Shukir Muhammed Amin FRCP(Glasg), CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons)

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[gaypotatoman]

Please

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[dogpuppy]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[noxs-mun]

Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!

Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.

[the-haiku-bot]

Stars forbid someone

does not want to be a dull

husk of a human.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[curiositysavesthecat]

Which of these is more erotic?

A demon fucking a priest

A priest fucking a demon

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

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[frontmansdefender]

#team priest fucking demon

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

McDonald's China gave out tiny soft-serve ice cream cones to everyone on 2026 Children's Day, no age limits at all.

Cnetiznes: IT'S SO CUTE

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[ralzei1997]

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

[do-not-u-dare]

oh my god

[xmajordumps]

guys,

[bebx]

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately