[quiddie]

what do you think about bathing with green sharpies to achieve the body paint for my Thaisha cosplay? I’m low on funds xoxo

I haven't dyed easter eggs in a million years but I feel like adding vinegar to the dye was important...so don't forget to do that too. 🫡

[wooserr]

It’s the season again! 🎃🍂

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

aqua regia bass and sax moments from lincoln!

🎥: @ rlulf213

[alas--pringles]

Petition to call the random sax-playing crew person VI. Six/Sax lol

[alas--pringles]

Just a reminder that its real fucking weird and disrespectful to boil a musician down to their *day job* playing *someone else's* music instead of appreciating their own music for what it is. Especially to their FACE, and yes livestream chats count.

The people who play the ghouls arent gonna talk about ghost on a livestream about their own projects, stop fucking asking. Its disrespectful as fuck and they have NDAs anyway.

It's fine if that's how you found their music, that's the case for a lot of people. But to go into one's friend's weekly stream (that's been going on for over a year) where his debut solo album was premiering and flood the chat with Ghost and other disrespectful bullshit? What the fuck is wrong with you.

[eternaltaire]

GENESIS (21+)

🥀 ┃ We are a 21+ Ghost fan server. It is an adult-only space. No minors are allowed.

🥀 ┃ We are LGBT, POC, and DID/OSDD system-owned. (We have PluralKit.)

🥀 ┃ Endogenics are not allowed. | IRLs and DAs are also not allowed.

🥀 ┃ This is not a roleplay server, and we as a whole are not a NSFW server.

We also offer:

🥀 ┃ A variety of opt-in roles and channels — including 52+ color roles!

🥀 ┃ 200+ unique emotes.

🥀 ┃ The "OPUS" server tag.

🥀 ┃ An entire category dedicated to Ghost-related content, including Skeletour talk.

🥀 ┃ Premiere nights where we stream new content like the chapters from Ghost's official YouTube!

🥀 ┃ A warm community full of artists, musicians, cosplayers, and general Ghost lovers!

My partner and I made this server since pretty much all Ghost servers are full of minors or run by minors. Come hang!

[mister13eyond]

Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

[orphicrites]

There is one thing I miss about the old Ghost fandom and that is the presence of people who knew to just block and keep scrolling. Be careful the purity police is coming to arrest you for fictional crimes

[guttersnarls]

Bones Shredder - Sky Is Falling (Official Video)

[alas--pringles]

I feel obligated to inform anyone else who followed the SPG to Ghost pipeline who's still here that I'm very last minute going to see SPG tonight, my old cosplay certainly would not fit today, so I am wearing my reimperatour robopapa tshirt. It makes perfect sense to me lol

[cosmicseafoam]

Randy Moore in issue 77 of New Noise magazine

Bones Shredder Location: California Album: Morbid Little Thing, out September 19 via Sunken Teeth Records

Everything about Bones Shredder is about the element of surprise, like Randy Moore was cackling through every aspect of his latest act. After a career in various alt and punk bands, it was time for something of his own, and Bones Shredder is certainly singular. The music video for the catchiest song of the year (“Daylight”) shouldn’t be an ode to retro horror, with the kind of comedic sensibilities of Sam Raimi. I don’t want to imply that Morbid Little Thing is a blood-splattered one trick pony, where everything is for shock value. Instead, we have some of the most personal, poignant power pop that’s been released in decades, where the song’s impressive depth reveals how much of himself Moore poured into his pet project - the claim that actual bone will be inlaid into the vinyl is assumedly true.

Bones Shredder came to fruition after a long ‘soul searching’ period in my life,” Moore says. “I’ve played in various bands and musical projects since I was a teenager. During that time, I’ve been in bands working collaboratively with some of my best friends while working as a hired gun for others - never a project where I made 100% of the aesthetic decisions. After that soul searching period, I came out with a mantra, ‘make a record that’s unapologetically myself.’ I wanted to take all the things I love about music and make something I could be proud of, no matter what anyone else thought of it. I love monster movies! I’ve always felt there’s more emotion and humanity to them, themes that carry over into the human existence. My two loves outside of music are comedy and horror [so I want to run with those in Bones Shredder]. With the help of my powerhouse brother, Dylan Moore on drums and my amazingly talented friend and producer Henry Chadwick, I think we achieved just that”

You can buy the issue here

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[creekfiend]

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[tiruvenkadu]

absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]